So this girl that really hates me keeps beeping her car horn every time she drives past my house and it's getting on my...

So this girl that really hates me keeps beeping her car horn every time she drives past my house and it's getting on my nerves, what can I do to get revenge/ stop her? Trips or best comment before that decides.

fuck her in the pooper

Go to her house, dig a hole in her yard, shit in it, Run back to your car, honk until she comes out, and then run away

Lay down road spikes.
Then when she stops secretly stuff her muffler with paper, potato. Or anything that will make a tight fit.
Shell vet her car fixed then probably die.

Kidnap her dog

Hold on a minute, back up. Why does she hate you, OP? What did you do?

rape her fucking ass

rollin for fucking her in the ass

Absolutely nothing, I dated her best friend who she helicopter parents and bosses around, I stood up to her for my now ex and she has not stopped actively going out of her way to fuck with me for a year.

This. What did you do to the girl that she feels the need to hoot at you daily.

ass fuck trips pls

Find where she works. Put on mask and wear big shoes. Walk in. Break her nose. Walk home. Fap to something you've never fapped to before.

Do you know where she lives?

>be op

>be hated by girl

>honks horn when drives in front of house

>bepissed.jpeg

>lay down road spikes

>girl tries driving in front of house

>car hits road spikes

>car tires explode

>op runs out with sharpie and 50 caliber machine gun

>op forces girl on ground, spreading her ass cheeks

>op shoves sharpie into pooper

>girl screams

>shoots girl with machine gun to silence screaming

>get arrested

>worth it

I do know where she lives, nothing lethal or whatever, and I need to be anonymoose

Shit on her doorstep.

If this was murica, that would be my first plan

Then this.

throw eggs on her car

I have a weak rectum

So fuck with her. Get a:

water gun;
high powered laser, or;
water balloons

Instead of water, use milk. Put eggs in the water balloons along with milk and throw it at her car every time she drives by. Breakfast to go, bitch.

You can do the same with a powerful water gun or laser. Point it at her car every time she drives by. Beat her at her own game.

She doesn't do it at a specific time, if I get revenge, I need to do it while she is either at home at night or while she is in school and her car is parked in the lot

Rolling for nutting on her car window or mirror

shes obviously trying to get your attention
she just wants to fuck

Cum all over her windshield.

Well atleast puncture holes in the tires if she is at school.

Or, catch roaches, silver fish, paper fish, woodworms, all kind of pests and release them in her home

petroleum jelly under windshield wipers.

Best thing you can do is get a life. Seriously, get so distracted in a hobby you don't even notice the horn.

Call pizzas and escorts to her house everyday

this.

what girl would go out of her way and do that?

fuck her in the ass or throw eggs at her car

What will that do?

Honestly, any other girl probably would, this one is insane though, she tries to start fights with everyone and her normal tone is screaming.

burn the car b/ro, no more honking problems, easy to do if you know where she lives/work. Watch out for cameras, do it at night on a bike, think about escape routes, don't leave notes, never acknowledge you did it to anyone, don't take your phone with you, leave it on at home

Too risky