Ask an average American guy living in Italy anything

Ask an average American guy living in Italy anything.

If anyone wants to chat.

how did you cope with being separated from your arsenal of guns?

Two guns is not an arsenal, and you just deal with it. Its not like i fucked my gun or had to sleep next to it or anything.

wich city?

Milano

How much do you miss that sludge you all call coffee back home?

Um i dont drink american coffee. Only caffe

why milano? it's the ugliest city in Italy after Napoli

Ma è meraviglioso! Kek

Work and uni

american coffee is pure shit

Top tier cities: Firenze, Lucca, Roma, Parma, Perugia, Assisi

Depends on the brand, high end studf in german style drip is great

Why don't you go take this shit to reddit where someone cares OP

kek I live in one of those

do you speak decent italian?

Which one user? Nsa already knows where you are and how many shits you have taken this week, why bother trying keep some privacy ?

where did you lived back in the US of A

r u david waelder?

where r u now in Italy?

(I'm an Italian living in Italy)

Nope lol, i understand it a bit and can have basic conversation but nothing crazy

keep saying that to yourself
How in hell Perugia and Assisi are better than any city in Piedmont, Emilia, Lombardy and Veneto

Florida

go back to your country you fucking extracomunitary

what do you miss the most about the US?
Bernie, Hilary, Trump or Cruz?

Fuck no

Matter of taste, but I suppose I did forget about Veneto.

What was the move like, difficult finding a spot? Did you already have one set up?

What do you do out there for money, and how well off are you?

Do you feel you are adding any sort of enriching experiences to your life?

Do you want to move back?

by the way, those are 2 separate questions

since you are in Milano I guess you are study economy or some shit like that right?

why Italy though? there are way better and more important countries

Why does Italian pizza not taste as good as the za

Turin (for now thanks to the m5s), Reggio Emilia, Modena, Ferrara, Mantova ecc ecc..>every city you mentioned

ok learn about porco dio, you have to yell it at work

Moving was easy my family works for the government, I am not allowed to work due to the SOFA agreement and i travel to somewhere new in europe about once a month or two, and no I dont want to move back. Also if anyone was wondering I'm 19

I guess I oughta call you Northfag

Firenze. I dont give a fuck about nsa, that's murican matter

Make it with a double 'd' while you're at it.

Op here. Sotto di Po, no

Kek, ma che cazzo dici.

Mai venuto ad Ancona?

Its fine for me, although NYC pizza it pretty great. You just cant compare the two, apples and oranges

So de ancona o fioletto

Allora sei doppiamente coglione

Roma è un pezzo di merda

Just got back from Naples... fuck that place, and fuck souther Italy in general.

Agreed 100%

Agreed, its a third world country. I understand why the North wants to separate.

Napoli is not even europe

Kek, e te torna a magna i moscioli

On the other hand, pedos can thrive down there like no one's business

Ehmm....what?

Who else hates the fucking immigrants with the dumbass trinkets and pieces of string?

napoli it's most like caracas or bogotà than like the other european cities

What the fuck did you just say stupido negro?
>better
Possibly
>more important
M-muh relevancy because I have to make up for my small dick
Relevancy is a fucking meme.

Inb4 "sciacquati la bocca prima di parlare di Napoli"
When will the butthurt end?

...

Well he has a point. I mean UK and Germany are pretty great places, and Italy is pretty backwards in a sense. I mean I like the conservatism of the country but damn, its like work ethics do not exist. It took fucking Fastweb 3 months just to come to my house to give me a modem.

As soon as you cucks learn how to drive/bathe/do laundry/keep your streets clean/stop blaming your shitty situations on other people, and look for a way to get past it/FUCKING DOPODOMANI!

have you ever been in sardinia?
inb4 goat bride

Italy is at least 10 years backwards, as far as technology goes, compared to the rest of the civilized world.

Vesuvio will provide

Nope Havent been more south than Rome

Terrone pls go
Pic related

a thousand times this
where i live there's no cabled internet connection
ps: i live 4-5 km from town

Sicily is simply breathtaking expecially in north coast areas.

(Shit phone didnt upload pic)

I dont really go to see places just because theyre pretty. I go places to do things

cala goloritze looks like paradise on earth