Apologize.
Apologize
Ethan Allen
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Aiden Williams
Well I'm sorry to hear that
Aiden Bell
I'll apologize once he return my birthday.
Gabriel Brown
gomen nasai steven-sensei
Dominic Morgan
youstillsoreboutdemfiftybux?
Levi Evans
Yastilsorboutdatfidybugs
Ryan Butler
Why apologize?
What happen?
Luke Ross
what medal is that? A CIA service medal?
Nathan Diaz
cuz now
Chase Bell
nope
Hunter Jackson
Hey beeches are you work here or what?
Luke Clark
...
Samuel Anderson
WELL
Chase Gonzalez
real human bean
Gavin Jenkins
Why did a capeshit board take a pick at Steven Seagal of all people?
He didn't pay the quip tax?
We're having these threads on a board where 95 percent of threads involve discussing latest capeshit and game of throneshit with a straight face.
Robert Roberts
because unlike capeshit and got, his movies are actually fun to watch
Juan Russell
it was pretty depressing how literally the only people who bothered to show up at that AMA were Sup Forums memers
if it wasn't for Sup Forums he would have received like 3 legitimate questions and then the AMA would end
Charles Phillips
that sushi looks so fucking good that must have been a thousand dollar meal right there
Ian Nelson
>implying sensei doesn't post on Sup Forums
Noah Lopez
>that dumbass nigga being repulsed by a monkfish
Kek, monkfish is actually ridiculously tasty.
Adam Robinson
seagal sounds like steve brule
Anthony King
>leaving out one of the best answers
ONE
Mason Hughes
What vid is this from?
Sebastian Thomas
It's from kino.
Nicholas Anderson
>DAY TOOKER
what did he mean by this?
Noah Hall
for a while he had someone dub his own voice because he was too lazy to do post-production voiceovers.
Alexander Martin
My sides...
Oliver Hughes
Dude you need the 1 million percent certainty of being able to kill someone with a modified credit card or whatever he said.
Jaxon Williams
>when steven seagal started to talk black
he has to have some kind of disorder
Aaron Adams
EASY EASYYYY
Mason Clark
EASY
Cameron Moore
I will snatch
Lincoln Foster
this mutha aint white
Kayden Russell
HERES THAT INFINITY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT
Gavin Flores
Every mathafuckabirthday
Brandon Morgan
When was this AMA?
Parker Torres
pls post the yt link to the scene
Grayson Bennett
What the fuck is it with that bald guys voice ahhahaa
Owen Lee
Nicholas Jackson
Kayden Bailey
ok. i'm sorry you are a fucking loser. i'm sorry i could beat your ass in a fair fight. i'm sorry that no one likes you.
Grayson Phillips
Mason Ramirez
do people even remember chuck norris? is he alive?
did he make anything besides bradock and delta force??
Jose Campbell
his wig looks ridiculous
Jeremiah Bailey
I want to hang out with the guy
Lincoln Collins
holy shit easy easy wtf is his problem
Cooper Brooks
Missing In Action
Samuel Taylor
walker texas ranger became a meme thanks to conan and now he's living large. he was also in expendables for a scene.
Robert Roberts
The Hitman is Chuck Norris Kino
Blake Johnson
Every time I watch this it makes less sense
Angel Gonzalez
Easy
Owen Evans
Holy fucking kek.
Eli Walker
EASY
Adam Morris
ANBODYSEENRITCHY?
ANBODYKNOWEYHEDEDBUBBLOOPAO?
Carter Adams
>doing the sheev spin while dick is still out
Segal always going a step further in the name of kinography.
Jonathan Reed
>Microsoft Sam get's horny
Connor Sullivan
Sensei is there for us just like we are there for sensei. Go try pissing off a ninja cartel and see how fast he comes smashing through a wall to fuck them up.
Levi Anderson
>it's a Steven Seagal is hyped with a new culture or movement so he adopts their accent and ethnicity episode
Evan Foster
EASY
Hudson Evans
HEY BEECH I WORK HERE WAT
HEY WHER ARE U GOIN HUNEY I WANTA LAPDANCE
Colton Harris
Why, what happened?
William Hughes
>check imdb
>its the same fucking guy
holy shit, the memes just write themselves
Thomas Cooper
...
Eli Collins
Aaron Williams
looks like a literal youtube video
Bentley Adams
Titus Andromedon?
Austin Perry
No. Its Eezy-E
Liam Bennett
Yeah who are you
youtube.com
Nathan Fisher
Shame that Seagal is not wearing those trench coats anymore in his flicks. They make him look so badass.
Ethan Cooper
He literally has a new film come out every three threads, it defies criticism. Pure kino.
Well they are released straight to youtube now. It's transcended any commercial need, it's just pure art.
Bentley Ross
That mutha ain't white
Caleb Cook
>type seagal movie names into youtube
>find tons because hes washed up and cant afford copyright enforcement.
Adrian Jones
>implying it's not because he wants to make people happy and make the world a better place by spreading wisdom and joy
Nicholas Stewart
Cuck Norris fans being this mad
Ryan Young
he's still sore about dat fibbu bughs
Cameron Butler
What a fucking operator
Eli Ramirez
Legitimately thought he was trying to speak Arabic when I first saw this. Still can't believe the director didn't ask for take 2.
Hudson Lewis
not content to reign over just the medium of film, steven has branched out into music and fucking owns youtube.com
What's everyone's favorite song off Songs from the Crystal Cave? I have to say after many, many listens Girl It's Alright has to be my favorite. Sure, it's a cop-out to say that because it was the lead single from that album but it's really just an immediately classic soul shuffle brought to greater heights by Steven's silky smooth, smokey, sultry, emotive vocals, a slick guitar riff, and moving, soulful backing vocals.
Juan Gomez
>fat joo cunt
Elijah Gray
ye gods
>how embarrassment, this man is a living breathing train wreck, that rug & beer gut. fucking hell, too much topkeking
Thomas Smith
who /punani/ here?
Christian Martinez
whats with that fuckin accent lol
Levi Reed
>oy, where are you going?
>what do you think I'm doing?
Fucking lazy ass director.
Logan Adams
EASY
Jacob Fisher
Why is seagalposting so sophisticated? Is it because it takes the IQ of a mature caterpillar to do it?
Jonathan Diaz
EASY EASY
Isaiah Campbell
I will not let this seagull thread die.
Charles Reyes
"wow he really fucked up his line here this audio is unusable we'll have to call him in for adr"
>i want that bar beetch to dance for me
"print it"
Jonathan Hughes
>tfw you will never have a bit part in one of sensei's direct to kino features
John Torres
Every. Goddamn. Time.
Daniel White
>pissing intensifies
Isaac Morris
Here's that infinity I was tellin ya abow... amazing gun, long slide wide bodee, about almost fifteen rounds in the 45, can you imagine? Very accurate, spectacular pistol. This is that 50 I was telling you about. Guncraft. Amazing. Flat, fast, no penetration, great distance, you know great, uh... velocity. Here's, uh, one of my longslide, Caspian. 45s that I've carried a lot around, beautiful gun. Series 70 Colt, 1938 national match, one of the smallest, uh bah 45s ever made, it's one of my backups, one of my personal backups, innat amazing?
Julian Rodriguez
He looks like a goddam ninja turtle.
Jordan Morris
looks like an eagle doing the CIA power stance...
William Cox
Adam Carter
>missed this AMA
God damn it I should have never had a children.
Noah Hall
girlscoutuvahmericuh
Brody Nelson
hey where are you going huhnee i want a lap dance
Luke Rogers
desu this would have made sense with better direction. If Segal enters behind him and then the black guy asks where he's going that would actually make sense since it would look like he's being followed. Then when Segal answers sarcastically his response of "easy" should be mocking. When Segal stares him down it should be more aggressive.
Doesn't explain why he would enter a bathroom he knows is about to explode or why he begins to piss in said bathroom before through a glass window, cock out.
Luis Rivera
MMWWAAAAHHH Steven Seagal hasalwayshbeen celebrated for his wisdom and entertainment