Show us your wet noodles

Show us your wet noodles

Wet noodle reporting.

Glad you are white user , means a lot

Thanks brother, white power.

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Wet noodle incoming

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currantly got a 7-0 win streak at school for fighting and i dont even train. now nobody dares to take me on and gives me massive respect. Man i would LOVE to have someone try to assault me. i would made it the worst day of their lives. why doesn't anyone ever mess with me anymore?

TIL: Nobody on Sup Forums has seen the inside of a gym.

Post yours then faggot.

>TFW I'm a grill and would beat all of your asses so easily.

holy shit I know this is Sup Forums, but isn't there ANY real men here?!?

Tits or GTFO

Mine are bigger

being trans doesn´t count

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

>triggered

ITT:Manlets.

It´s not very big, I´m just good with angles. I was a tiny skinnyfat mess 6 months ago though.

here goes nothing i suppose

Grill taking Testosterone sad you wish you were born a mad actually it's pathetic

>tfw
Dosnt post face
Kys