Ask a black lawyer anything

Ask a black lawyer anything

Other urls found in this thread:

kentlaw.iit.edu/news/2012/commencement-ceremony-2012-student-addresses
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

...

samefag, fuck off you're not funny

@ which prison did you study law?

nope

University of Zurich. Never been to jail.

kek

Do you have mainly white/black clients ? What kind of law do you practice ? How long have you been a lawyer ?

Tits or gtfo

firm, solo, in-house?

Checked

Mainly white. Nearly every client reminds me of the fact that white men are bitches. The shit they fight about is ridiculous.

topkek

does someone have screenshots of yesterday?

we wuz lawyaz n shit

we wuz lawyaz n shiet

we wuz lawyaz n shit

WE WUZ LAWYAZ N SHIET

by "lawyer" do you mean liar?

>Ask a black lawyer anything
Is "dint do nuffin" a valid defense?

we wuz lawyaz n shiet

Do black lives matter

As long as having your money and fucking your white bitches is a crime I guess it kinda is...

...

Not to your mom. She aborted them all.

WE WUZ LAWYAZ N SHIET

Oh really nigger

How does it feel to be a nigger

>Ask a black lawyer anything
"Lawyer" is a wrong spelling, it should be "lair"

WE WUZ LAWYAZ N SHIET

Your opinion on this Hillary defended a pedophile meme thing?

isn't every lawyer a black lawyer?

Spending your entire life chasing pussy with no concern for the consequences makes you a weakling.

I'm not an Amerifat, so I don't give a shit about your politics.

Trying to hard OP.

I am white, and my lawyer is black. He has integrity and does a good job.

shit like what? come on details details

Pretty good. Better than being a little white bitch. Being a lawyer makes it perfect. I'm smart and physically superior...

>black
>liar
>tautology

don't you see your opportunity to be rich?
BLM and stuff like that is trending, you can be the next martin luther king jr

What is your opinion about BLM?
What do you think about "hood" culture and "Uncle Tom" shaming?

I live in Switzerland, so the whole BLM thing is not an issue here.

Why do you feel it's necessary to lie about your profession? Was your law degree included in some reparations bullshit?

then move to amerifagland

As opposed to blacks who kill each other for being blacker than them?

I live in Switzerland, so no reparation. I just graduated from University of Zurich. I also studied in Chicago for a little while.

As a successful black man it is important to stay true to your roots. If you become successful by being white you don't do anything for the black community. What you call "hood culture" seems to be a very important aspect of the African American community.

Why should I? It's literally the worst idea for a black man to move to the United States of Amerifats

Would you defrnd a kkk member?

For example their wives are not in line so they have to go to court over bullshit.

WE WUZ LAWYAZ N SHIET

He probably couldn't afford me

WE WUZ LAWYAZ N SHET

How do I get out of paying my student loans?

Collection agents are harassing me about it but I'm pretty worried putting my signature on anything they send because they are so sketchy.

Well you should have studied something useful like me. What was your major?

Does that make a difference? I studied comp sci.

>should have studied something useful like me
well at least I'm not a nigger

Isn't computer science one of the most useful majors you can have? It is in Switzerland... You should be able to pay back yout loan within the first year of work!

whats good nigguh

How many times have you been mistaken as the accused in court?

So wait, they let you take the BAR in prison?

WE WUZ LAEAZ N SHIET

how often do you steal a client?

How often do you have to defend yourself in court? You know, for the rapes and murders?

WE WUZ LAWYAZ N SHEIT

Where did you buy your lawyer degree from ? Zimbabwe?

Do you make very much when you have to represent yourself?

holy shiet this nignog is telling the truth

kentlaw.iit.edu/news/2012/commencement-ceremony-2012-student-addresses

why are you lying?

> Bernhard Akwasi Müller
You gotta be fucking shitting me

lookin a little more Akwasi than he does Muller

that's like the kind of name a bad screenwriter gives to a black swiss german character

Bernhard Akwasi Müller - Werewolf Nigger of the SS

...

What do you think about BLM?

iz yo dik bigga den min

top zozzle

can someone pls make this into a poster! cmon! i'll suck yo dick!

How do you steal a law degree?

you must be KingOfAllBlacks

As a matter of fact it is. Your white bitches love it.

If American cops weren't so fat they wouldn't have to shoot all the time. In Switzerland they kick you out if you gain too much weight.

WE WUZ LAWYAZ N SHIET

Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post

...

shiiiet

uh oh

pls no

o shit waddup

not my mom!