Question for oldfriends: if I was born in 95...

Question for oldfriends: if I was born in 95, do you consider me a le 90s kid or a disgusting filthy rotten repulsive participation trophy total drama island Minecraft iCarly selfie 00s piece of trash?

I mean, I was technically a "teen" in 2008-09...that still counts as pre-widespread social media, right? I just narrowly dodged a bullet. Right?

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I consider you a faggot first and foremost.

Yes.

> if I was born in 95, do you consider me a le 90s kid

You were not a 90's kid, not even close.

>I mean, I was technically a "teen" in 2008-09...that still counts as pre-widespread social media, right? I just narrowly dodged a bullet. Right?

Yea, no. You probably had a facebook page since you were 14.

You're a total millennial fagtard brought up by social media.

All the movies that defined you were total garbage. KYS now before the cancer spreads.

>do you consider me a le 90s kid or a disgusting filthy rotten repulsive participation trophy total drama island Minecraft iCarly selfie 00s piece of trash?

Yes. Next question.

I'm 94 and I don't have Facebook. Because I was born in shitty 3rd world Slavic country my childhood cartoon is turtles ninja. I think that's the best tv in my country could afford

87 here. I am not an 80s kids nor are you a 90s kid. Also The Pest fucking sucked. It wasn't funny even when I was a kid, and leguizamo is a shit actor.

Piece of trash and a faggot. Better luck next time kid. Nothing personnel.

Do you squat instead of sitting down a lot? Do you wear nothing but track suits?

> I was born in shitty 3rd world Slavic country

There you have your answer. You've been brought up tougher than your 1st world country peers, that's why you don't have facebook.

You probably have some social skills and are less concerned about what other people think of you.

You probably played outside when you were a kid.
OP hasn't unless it was planned by his parents.

I'm 1996, and I'm determinately a 90's kid.

You're definitely a millennial. I can't believe people born in '95 are even allowed on this fucking website

'91 here, get rekd you fucking skrub

No, you aren't. Stop deluding yourself. You're oughties trash.

Fixed that for you

No we're not pham

If your favorite movie isn't Shrek, I feel bad for you son. i got 99 problems but bad taste ain't one.

Subtle trolling, nice. Have a (You)

>inception

Utter plebfaggot

1996 = 0-1: babbie
1997-2001 = 1-5: toddler
2002-2009 = 5-12: kid

You're not even close to a '90s kid.

Yes, I determinately am.

0.5/10

91 here. I don't know in which so-called category I belong; 90s shit, millenial crap, what's next? Blabla sons of 3.0 my ass

But I know I don't give a fuck. Generation x y z thingumabob. Get a life.

You are not a 90s kid. Stop labeling yourself as part of my generation when you are clearly a millennial shitpile

born in eastern Europe in the 90's makes you an 80's kid

I thought 90s kid doesn't mean you were born in the 90s, but that you actually remember at least a decent chunk of the 90s. So people born from mid 80s to 91-92 at best.

>year
1993
>first movie
The Fifth Element or Indipendence Day, don't remember
>childhood defining movie
JURASSIC PARK with dinosaur autistic obsession include
>adolescence defining movie
Kill Bill i guess
>current favourite movie
I could list some KINO and some CINEMATOGRAPHIQUE but at the end of the day it's still JP. Fucking dinos man

Fellow '91-er here, we're '90s kids, I grew up in the fucking '90s, so I'm a fucking '90s kid.

I sure as fuck ain't a fucking millennial

>disgusting filthy rotten repulsive participation trophy total drama island Minecraft iCarly selfie 00s piece of trash

Yes.

If you're a 90's kid, you're a millennial.

You aren't a 90s kid and you are a millenial. I was born in 88 and that's borderline 90s kid. Millenials were born 80-00 though so all 90s kids are millenials anyway.

2008 was the year when normies invaded the internet through social media and brought all the aids

Sorry but no.

Ever played on a SNES? No? You're scum that should be gassed together with all the Bieber fans.

Yes.

1995 here. Not a 90's kid.

89'er here. And someone born in the mid 90s is in no fucking way a 90s kid.

74 here. You little shits aren't anything.

Bitch i played a chinese Atari2600 knock off console called RAMBO TV GAME

SNES is for pampered millennial pussies

>le denial

91: 0-1: babbie
92-97: 1-5: toddler
98-2005: 5-7: kid

You're the very definition of a millennial.

inb4 5-12, not 5-7

>tfw you have to be in your mid 30s to not be considered a millennial

>tfw Sup Forums likes to pretend they are better than millennials when they actually are millennials

>tfw anyone who is not a millennial who hates them is way to old to be wasting his life on Sup Forums in the first place

No one is innocent.

>people who grew up on facebook are not objectively worse than cohorts before them
wew lad

you probably consider toddlers on ipads a good thing

There's still a HUGE difference between people who were out of highschool (or formative years/whatever) before widespread social media and people who think it's illegal to not have a facebook account.

>tfw you have to be in your mid 30s to not be considered a millennial

I'm in my mid 30's, so I'm right and you can fuck off.

>tfw Sup Forums likes to pretend they are better than millennials when they actually are millennials

And telling from this thread, most millennials are in denial of being a millennial.

>tfw anyone who is not a millennial who hates them is way to old to be wasting his life on Sup Forums in the first place

When you grow older you'll realize that these are stupid statements made by people who are too young to understand how aging really works.

I was born in 85. My childhood was the 90s. I am a 90s kid.

This is how it works.

lel

get off Sup Forums and tend to your 401k, old man

I was born in 91. My most formative childhood years were 1995-2000. I also consider myself a 90's kid.

Being a 90s kids isn't really about being a teen... it's rather having nostalgia, memories of the 90's. Being 5 and its already 2000, makes it hard to say you are a 90s...

My nigga..

>MOTO SURFFFFF

Loving Every Laugh at these millennials in denial. The most agreed upon definition of a millennial is anyone born after 1980. Read the age and defining range section here: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials

Yeah most children do not remember anything before 4 or 5 years of age in terms of concrete memories.

Hej user, I had a bootleg VHS with two episodes of the original TMNT with superimposed amateurish crude voiceover, and I'm from your year.

Damn man I'm surprised you're not a serial rapists/killer. I'm black & we got rid of atari in 84 & had a nes & Sega master system then got a genesis & snes when they came out. I remember seeing that Rambo shit in drug stores. Did your friends give u shit for having that?

I think they swaddle newborns with tracksuits after birth.

the key to being a 90s kid if you are born in the early 90s (1990-1993) is that you have to grow up in a 3rd world shithole country because those countries are always a decade behind the rest of the world. For example I was born in 93 and I got an attari in 97 and a sega genesis in fucking 1999. All of the shows I watched were 80s/90s shows that were dubbed from Japan.

>born in 89
>still watched icarly Spongebob when I was 19 still didn't give a fuck

87, same man.
>Samurai pizza cats
cumfy as fuck. Girl was OP as fuck though.

1982 here.

I'm 33.

I was a 90's kid.

You were not a 90's kid OP.

>93
>idk probably some disney movie or brendan fraser tarzan, those are my earliest memories of the theatre
>Lord of the Rings
>Fight Club
>Master and Commander

>over 30 and on Sup Forums

Kys

>not working at a job where you can browse the internet all day AND make salary doing it.

you should probably kys my man.

You're kind of an asshole though

I feel like that definition is whack because technology has shaped us and the technology available during my childhood was a lot different for someone born 15 years after me. There are millennials who will never know of a time before internet, or when using the internet meant you couldn't use your landline phone, where the equivalent of torrents was "warez" on someones FTP, or whose first vidya console was 3D, whose first phone was a smartphone, and their attitudes and perspectives tend to reflect it.

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>browsing Sup Forums all day as a grown ass man

Sounds fulfilling and rewarding

What do you do faggot

I'm usually browsing from work you retarded faggot

I'm from 93, and I consider myself to be a 98-2004 kid because of the Gameboy Color and the fact that I actually played outside. Something people born after 98 rarely did/do.

>You're kind of an asshole though

And this is wrong with your oversensitive millennial generation.

Can't even deal with words on the internet.

My teachers used rulers to slap the shit out of us when we went out of line. They only stopped beating when we stopped crying.

Good goy

I'm a system admin for a national university.

How about you, you basement dwelling NEET faggot?

That sounds like the comfiest job.

I'm 21 and own three websites that net me 7k/month

Enjoy continuing to propagate cultural Marxism in academia and exchanging valuable time for good goy points though.

Not that faggot but how can I get a cumfy computer sci job?

What degree should I get? Should I code seeing how most coders can work from home? Should I be a self taught or go to school
thank you in advance.

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I remember those days. They had big ass wooden or fiberglass paddles with air holes in em that said "board of education"

old wageslave BTFO

stealth personal army request inc

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Nice quints but I have no idea what you said.

What websites?

Blacked.com

Wanting to fit in to and letting a generation define who you are by default makes you a normie faggot regardless of your age.

Given that i live in eastern europe my friends didn't even have that.

see
He will find the 3 websites and proceed to make trouble It's the most classic trick in the game.

One is a porn site (might get shut down soon since people upload copyrighted shit all the time on it), one is a t-shirt retailer and the other is about how to make money online. I recently finished paying someone to write an e-book for the "make money online" site, so that should add to the income.

What's the porn site?

If i am being generous maybe 5% of the work force does something "fulfilling and rewarding" for a living.

Most people would kill for a job where they could fuck around on the internet all day, let alone a fulfilling and rewarding one.

But i am sure you are the exception to the rule, you know ... "follow your dreams!" rofl.

>the other is about how to make money online.
One of those "Give me 20 dollars and receive a package that tells you how to get rich!" kinds of things?

>But i am sure you are the exception to the rule, you know ... "follow your dreams!" rofl.

Good wagie! Laugh at those trying to make their dreams a reality, hoping they fail and become a bitter and jaded 33 year old on fucking Sup Forums in their cubicle.

Pretty cringey. Between your self-sucking bid for approval to the "favorite movie" meme, the desperation to fit in is palpable.

I work about 2 months a year to earn my keep, don't you worry about me. Don't forget to follow your dreams tho, i am sure you'll make it.

Not who you replied to, but what do you do user? Two months sounds comfy

online poker

Basically it's a blog with articles from different writers I hire on different ways to net side money from online ventures or general info on how to make it a full-time thing.

The "give me $20 and I'll teach you to be rich" thing is if you want the step-by-step guide on what you need to do, and the different methods of doing it. I predict to be making 120k/year based on the number of pre-orders we have for it.

Shit son really?

How does one git gud?

Unless you provide me with links I call bullshit on everything you've said.

Everyone born after 1994 should literally just kill themselfs. You're waste. You don't even have taste. 1995 is where everything went to shit. I fucking hate you pathetic 1995 mongrels so fucking much.

rate

>porn site
your servers or you`re renting?
if renting how much it costs?