Hey Sup Forums I need your help...

Hey Sup Forums I need your help. I'm in the process of getting nudes from this girl but I need a semi-attractive guy to post a picture with a sign that says "I am real! PGM"

I'll share the nudes with you. I agree to the terms that you're not my personal army.

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Close!

Shameful self bump.

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I know girls are fucking idiots but she's sadly, not that much of an idiot.

FUCK.

She's patiently waiting. I need you Sup Forumsros! It's the only thing I'll ever ask from you.

Bump

Thank you. lmao. I know somebody out there has to be kind of attractive and wants to see a girl naked.

Last self bump. Thank you.

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Give me a second, great things are on their way. Just have to clear metadata

Champion.

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Bumping

Number 1, award winning smile.

Kek

Number 2, shirtless.

What do you think, OP? ;)

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SOFIA?!!!!!???!!?!?!?

I'm just bummed, man.

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where did I go wrong? :(

youtube.com/watch?v=Bb-aDw8gfgk get some

Can you fucking brush your teeth once a week atleast

The semi-attractive part.

No.

Is pic related better? I stuck my tongue out because it's uber sexy

Is there anybody else who can do what he did but not fuck it up?

fuck man I could but I'd have to shave, change into some clean clothes, brush my hair ...

I see how it is. I want you to know I did this because I love you.

Look as rough as you want man. Just semi-attractive. She just wants proof it's human.

Come on MAN!

Fine. Legit picture from me in a moment. I hope you enjoyed my bent erection.

that's actually a pretty good dick pic.

Moar

she reminds me of my ex. *shudders*

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Seriously fag its a very dirty yellow color looks like baby shit in his mouth

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>dyed hair
>sending nudes to strangers
>not that much of an idiot

We need someone at least a little attractive m8

Holy fuck. Thank you. If you can take a few more like that, that would be great.

So you're going for someone more like this then?

There, faggot. I'm posting more bent penises.

There you go. Its me. I probably look like a faggot but why not try?

Finally

I would OP but i was on this this other thread some guy had stole this girls nudes and private pics and Sup Forums had all her info in a matter of 45 min. fuck this i love my Sup Forumsros but i can't have ya popping up around me in real life lmao sorry best of luck. don't use that fucking kids pic either with the yellow teeth you'd be better off using .........idk just don't use his pic

No we need someone like

BUMPING

thanks m8
man im playing dota, no time

Here's the win. You earned it.

This thread is golden

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Another bump

LOLOLOOOL bro you really want him to use your pic don't you, use his pic kid went from bent penises to make i take your order

How do we know it's her

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cheers, glad to help

OP I suggest you use this guy's pics afterwards and show us her reaction

PLEASE NO MORE DICKS, I CAN'T HANDLE IT

Suck a bent penis, OP.

I laughed more than is reasonable at that picture.

we need more proof it's her,we need screen shots SHOW US THE PROOF

why you have to do that to your penis? Does it feel good?

I feel as if his penis is broken. If not broken very sad, infact he has a sad penis

I'd help you out with shirtless stuff, but I'd have to hide my face

Truth

OP lied we have no proof that's her, shame on OP

To fuck with OP. I twisted it around upside down this time.

My penis is indeed sad. Not broken, however.

That would be great dude. Especially with the sign.

I WANT MORE FAGIT? WHAT IS THIS? GIVE US MORE FFS WTF IS WRONG WITH YTOEHOHDJASFUYHSAODUISOF

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It don't hurt? When i try to do it i don't even bend it 20% and it starts hurting like hell

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Shitest nudes ever

It's just a DM you fools. But I'll post it in a second if you really want lol.

it looks so small in this one

Holy shit!

This faggot!!!

I hope this shit gets cataloged and brought up in best of Sup Forums.

Bravo brave user. You sir are a top faggotus maximus keksimus.

EVERYONE ATTACK OP AND WEIRD DUDE WITH SAD BENT PENIS THING, or.......uhhhhhhh... fuck it new thread boys fuck it

jesus christ what the fuck

WE NEED PROOF OR NEW THREAD. NOW PEASANT, WE DEMAND TEXT SCREEN SHOTS

Alright. The bent penis made me laugh. Good on you user

I AM REAL! PGM

the picture or a comment??

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Nope, been doing this for years.

Because I folded it in half.

Thanks. I would like to be addressed as The user Of Broken Penises

Bent to the left. Running out of directions.

i feel as if OP is messaging himself to bullshit us

Bend ro the right for our pleasure

YOUR DICK IS BENT.

How about that?

now we must find out his personal info and send these pictures to his parents

This one looks okay

we already got the nude, late young user

How old are you?

I like it, man.

Glad I have a list of pictures to choose from if the girl asks for proof from now on.

Love you guys.

Ordinarily I'd agree.

But in this case, I do not think OP particularly gives the slightest fuck.

If his folks pulled him up on it he'd probably just stand in the kitchen bending it in front of his parents and making goat noises.

>semi-attractive

What part of the request do you not get