Liverpool hotel demands

These fucking demands lmao

Needy.

Will Liverpool ever qualify for the Champions League?

so what are henderson and lallana up to?

butt stuff

literally every team (and every high profile organization) does this, fucking penaldo probably has a page to himself

some funny shit though

>hendo and lallana confirmed fags
>qtinho specifically needs a fan (??)
>taking the alcohol and snacks out of the minibar like it's a fucking school trip
>smokegen klopp

>fucking penaldo probably has a page to himself
Man I bet he throws one hell of a bitch fit if the hotel doesn't have a copy of the movie about him in the room

that list is incomplete. every room must also have a bottle of this

That doesn't sound like that hard of a list to deal with.

Agreed. Would love to see the room demands for Messi.

Who do you think gets mandatory next-door rooms for Arsenal?

What's the point of giving Ozil a room if he isn't going to show up for the match?

>only Henderson and Lallana demand to sleep with each other while only Coutinho demands a fan
Who knew those two were blatant homosexuals and that Coutinho likes sticking his penis in a fan?

It's completely reasonable.

Yeah this is no big deal.

whoopdee fuck

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Are you saying Ronaldo is the biggest needy bitch faggot in the game?

Wonder what happens if he finds a moth in the room

>hookers are not on the list

his room demands include a pet moth after the euro final

>players must have double beds


Read between the lines m8.

>Ronaldo is widely understood to be the biggest bitch in the game
CR7 fans defend this

Literally nothing out of the ordinary.
>see all smoking rooms must be non-smoking unless required
>'I bet Jurgen reque-'
>Jurgen Klopp (Team Manager - MUST be smoking room)

Top kek

PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE THE FAN IS FOR WHITE NOISE TO HELP THAT DUDE SLEEP AND THE ADJACENT ROOMS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS AND WANT TO HANG OUT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITHOUT WAKING UP THE LAME PLAYERS WHO ARE TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I MEAN I GUESS ALSO MAYBE THEY DO BUTT STUFF WHO KNOWS LOL

>PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE THE FAN IS FOR WHITE NOISE TO HELP THAT DUDE SLEEP
I usually have one in a hotel room if one can be found for that same reason.

>Please ensure Jordan Henderson and Adam Lallana have bedrooms next to each other

What did they mean by this?

>fruit juice is healthier than alcohol

It is if you do exercise.

Of course it fucking is
Inb4 you twist my words and insinuate i said juice is healthy

Its true my brown friend, Allah forbids the demon drink for good reason

>be Liverpool player
>get booked into room number

I see how much Britain is fucked up now

I can see so many grammatical errors
There's no way this is real

Former hotel employee/manager here, this list isn't at all out of the ordinary for groups and really isn't all that needy. I've had elderly people tour groups with more requirements.

klopp loves a cheeky fag after a posh wank

>Please provide a fan in the bedroom for Coutinho

is 100% fruit juice unhealthy?

wtf I hate Lallana now

yeah it is, especially because calling anything with sugar or water added isn't juice. it's a fraud to call it that.

you could drown

shoo shoo t*rkroach

Based Klopp, I wish managers could still smoke in the dugout looks cool and maybe he'd get less mad

>hurr durr faggots want to sleep together
Bet most of you were type of kid that would always sleep with some other retarded leftout schoolmate because noone wanted you in their room.

>tfw I WUZ GREEKZ N SHIET

>No player is to be allocated room number 96 and it is to remain vacant for the duration of the squad's stay.

I think stuff like this is incredibly interesting. Anyone have more?

Fuck it's the first time I realized Alves didn't ask for anything. I guess he saved that banana he got thrown that day.

Alves had a 4 cheese pizza. Vermaelen asked for nothing

P-post you're butte

is vermaelen alright?

Vermaelen didn't get food because he didn't play

They are actually allowed to eat and drink junk food?
Does this "picnic" happen like once a month then?

memes

It's probably a post-game list

Lallana and Henderson are a cute couple :3

>Jurgen

Pizza and pop

>Sprite

Every fucking time. His South America is showing

>sprite
hahahah

whats this about then?

>pop
Neck yourself midwestern scum

>qtinho specifically needs a fan (??)
probably used to sleep with a fan turned on back in poorzil for years

now the lad just can't sleep without one

>They dont want to pay for Jacuzzi even if they use it.
What? Did I read this right?

Will they stay there the whole season? If so, it might be worth it.

Aside from Henderson and Lallana being blatant homosexuals the list really isn't unreasonable.

Did some braindead intern write this? There's typos and points that are listed twice etc.

>muh 96

hahahahahah epic banter la

disgusting

egyptian master race here

I'm the same way. Gotta have something running in the background like a fan or my computer when I'm trying to sleep

I was expecting some outrageous stuff. Fuck you OP.

>messi confimed for cp merchant

>1 litre bottles
Way too small.

Same, just for air circulation, even if the a/c is on, it still doesn't circulate as good. I used to use one as a "noise machine" just so shit isn't too quiet.

how the fuck does your electricity bill look like?

There is not a single weird, stupid or arrogant demand on that list

Im the GM of a hotel and this would make them like the most reasonable 44 block of rooms ever.

We get fat potato faced midwestern bridezillas with more demands. Then again we also get to kick them out on their ass when they start abusing staff, while I bet Liverpool is nice.

Ozil and Flamini
Ramsey and Walcott
Ospina and Gabriel
Ox and Wilshere
Nacho and Santi
Cech and Mertesacker
Coq and Iwobi

why is klopp so based?

I think Ox would be with Chambers

>no alcohol in the minibars, despite the players certainly not being allowed to drink anyway

which of our liverpool lads can't stop himself from getting pissed if there is alcohol present? my guess is on Milner/Flanno/Migs

All of them? I mean they ARE playing on Liverpool.

Cheese pizza, sprite, and the latest version of FIFA with two controllers for him to play with his team mates.

fan doesn't cost that much electricity senpai.

>Who do you think gets mandatory next-door rooms for Arsenal?

Is running a fan at night a sign of wealth in Germany or what

no one here leaves a fan on for 8 hours straight

I work in hockey
This is really nothing different from any other team

Greek god checking in