How 'bout some crazy ex stories Sup Forums?

how 'bout some crazy ex stories Sup Forums?

I'll go first; dated him in high school because I was desperate, he had no aspirations & was kinda stupid. He was obsessed with me and was telling me he loved me within the first month. Didn't rape me ever but guilted me into ex every time and pressured me into it. Fast forward to when we broke up, he went off the deep end & wrote a creepy porn blog reblogging gifs of girls who looked like me and graphically descriping what he would do to me (when I was at the time a minor and he was 19) stalked me and would call me a whore, bitch ect when he saw me posting pics with my new bf, I blocked him on everything and he found ways around it. Finally took the blog down and left me alone once I threatened to get the law involved.

Pic related: a text sent once the blog was finally deleted & a look into the guilt trips he continuously pulled in and out of the relationship

Charge your fucking phone

>Be me in high school
>dating small penis roid rage (who was hot when we first started dating but then turned into a horrible roid beast)
>I send pic related to some funny looking random i added on snapchat, just to fuck with, because he said he'd send me nudes if i sent something.
>Pic is actually my armpit

A couple days go by

>Bf goes through all my fucking snapchat messages
>Comes across armpit photo
>acts funny all day, but won't tell me why
>breaks up with me a couple days later
>Tells everyone in school he broke up with me because i sent some guy nudes
>MFW he can't even tell the difference between an armpit and a vagina.

Maybe he broke up with you because he saw how fat your armpits are.

Is that an armpit? Jesus fucking Christ

HAHAH no, they look fucking bad but i swear I'm not fat. I actually workout all the time.

Thats fuckin disgusting how many rolls do you have you fuckin fattass cunt

i know lmao, its fucking terrible. I wasnt even fat when i took it. I dont even know how i got it to look like that

then post nudes.

with time stamp of course

Post nudes to prove it

I think we all saw where this thread was going
>abandon thread

hahaha fuck. Idrc that y'all think I'm a land whale, but ill prove it anyway.
honestly it took me like 15 minutes to get that picture. my friend helped me shape it like a vagina.
and no nudes, but i took this pic around the same time i took the armpit pic

no timestamp cause this was from a long ass time ago, but yea

If the person in that pic is you then I'm a fucking zebra.

HAHAHAHA, apparently a lot m8.

hey mr.zebra

Yeah fucking right, that's disgusting please delete it and know that your fag boyfriend dumped you because you were starting to get fat and he tried to motivate you into getting in shape by getting into shape himself but you just continued to explode so he realized there was no future with you ad you had a sketchy personality to begin with and he dumped you because you might actually cheat on him even though he was way above you

Roll

fucking kek he probably dumped you cause of those fat rolls i can almost smell it

LMFAAO. i knew i should have said the pic was my friend because i knew y'all would get me for that.

you can't see old snapchat messages though...

fake and gay

damn i believe ya, do you have kik?;)

so you knew it and got what you wanted, but complain anyways...
I guess he dumped you because you have no idea what you want.

check'd & kek'd

it wasnt a legit snapchat, i sent the picture through the snapchat chat part. its a little pointless but i can even go back and look for the screenshots if y'all wanna see it.

what

no :c

what do you mean?

shut the fuck up you attentionwhoring faggot

And most likely he dumped you because you don't understand shit.
Blank slate trough and trough, eh?

would you make an account just 4 me?

Bitch shot me because I was going to break up with her. That pretty much sealed the deal.

> Don't date crazy bitches!

Yes, you are fat.

>near end of relationship, dating landwhale
>make the mistake of telling her I made a friend at work
>"girl or boy"
>Oh shit here we go
>girl
>she looks up my co-worker on Facebook
>says she looks like a skank, probably fucked half the dudes at work
>literally only seen this person once and not even in person.

Pic sorta related, it's the co-worker who I'm dating now

how did you not see that coming

>I knew you'd post this as response
>I don't want that response
>*posts anyways

yup

Trusted her too much. Lesson learned.

>my friend helped me shape it like a vagina.

and how excactly does one help somebody else shape their armpit into a vagina, you fucking idiot

Nah i dont really care, but I'm just saying i could have avoided it. My bad tho lol.

TITS OR GTFO WTF FAGGOTS?!?!??!

you guys are lame as fuck now holy shit.

Tits + timestamp or it never happened.

Girlvinyl ? fuck that brings back some memories

by squeezing certain parts of my arm and tying a string around one side, while i took the picture

lol you fucked up

"dated him" stopped reading gay or cumdumpster either way tits or gtfo

Maybe he dumped you for trying to get someone nudes to fat whore

So your xgf was right in her suspecion? I fail to see how that makes her crazy

jesus christ, the damage control is real. just face it fat-ass your "armpit" looks disgusting and your pussy probably looks even worse.

That's the truth, I did!! Dubs prove it!

>logic fail #1
You care enough to reply to it
>logic fail #2
You couldn't since you didn't
>logic fail #3
Thinking that trying to save your face, earns you any merit

verdict:
Back to the kitchen.

...and I'm out.

ALL OF THESE POSTS AND THE ONLY TWO WITH TITS OR GTFO

Sup Forums IS RULED BY A BUNCH OF LITTLE SUMMER HIGH SCHOOL BOYS NOW! LOL

> This much autism in one person

yeah really this is just fucking pathetic

i explained to him my friend & i were joking around and fucking with a guy because he was a huge weirdo, so we tricked him into thinking it was my vagina. He didnt even know we got anything back from him. He just saw what i sent and went from there. Im sure there were other problems too tho.

>trust
theres your problem, faggot

TOGTFO

no shit it looks disgusting, it was supposed to lmao.

stfu landwhale

I'm dying,
when was it so serious.

I'm not even her autismus maximus

Oh, we know these problems already

you probably sent a pic of your armpit cause your pussy looks even worse

it wasnt me who said that

Except she wasn't a skank or anything, she's really nice and funny so I don't understand how you can make two second judgements of people like that. She would always talk shit about random people in public and I was getting sick of it.

And that user is not even the previous poster

>Trying this hard to justify retardedness

OP are you from dallas

looks like arby's, sadly :c

Or i sent a picture of my armpit because i had a boyfriend didn't intend on actually sending anyone my pussy

>saving face on Sup Forums

you definitely didnt

Crazy story about my ex
>Be me
>Never had a girlfriend
>End

I'm gonna jump off a bridge

hopefully my fat pits can save me

user is one person, you know that

> mfw

I guess the dude can be happy that you didn't

Post pic of current pit with timestamp plz.

Why do you keep trying to explain yourself literally nobody cares about your vapid relationship bullshit lol

>pic related its you

No user, I'm not you.

>thumbnail

of course bro

Ok fam I know the shit then. Persnal experience with it too. Fucking annoying

please timestamp tits, dont listen to h8er

fuckin kek this thread went to shit in a matter of minutes because of this disgusting landwhale

okay m8

Newfag

honestly that is me

Can all you fucking retards shut up or post stories?
>inb4 u
I am a boring beta faggot

HAHAHAHA my bad. i guess ill just fly away with my fucking lard wings.

Seconded

nope, he was tho

diahreah

Kek yes. She took every fucking bait like a champ

you should wash the cheese out of your fat rolls just looking at that picture is nauseating

Mmm post other armpit babe

cheese? Fuck I'm hungry.

>falling for the b8
kek

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