Sup Forumsros I have a problem. I just jerked off and had a good fap sesh, came twice

Sup Forumsros I have a problem. I just jerked off and had a good fap sesh, came twice.

But now my girl is wanting to come by and fuck later tonight. How can I make my dick work again without waiting?

bamp

Tell her you had a great fap session without her

bemp

Hydrate, have a multi-vitamin, take a nap.

Still isnt going to make my dick work

I'll try it, thanks bro

Yup, and by hydrate, I mean actual water. Nothing caffeinated or sugary.

fingerbang is the answer

Yeah, I don't drink caffeine, so I'm good.

Doubt I can take a nap though, I'll try it

>I just jerked off
I think you'll sleep just fine. Set an alarm so you don't miss her call.

why are you even worrying? she's coming over hours from now

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I can't make a decision without seeing your dick. pls post pic with balls so I can help you

Also, don't eat too much. You need your blood elsewhere.

Fuck I wish I had that problem. I've been away from my gf for around 2 weeks now while she's at home, and I can't even get her to talk dirty to me...

>inb4 she's cheating.

>How can I make my dick work again without waiting?
By not having erectile dysfunction, faggot

Would watching porn or even jerking off and edging help my dick work better in a few?

STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

sorry

unrelated question guys:
after sex im always so fucking sleepy, when she does not keep me awake with talking or something i would fall asleep everytime. when she does im ready to go in like 15 minutes, can anyone relate?

and yes.. im talking seriously sleepy

Smell her butthole it will get you brickhard

I get worn out, but not sleepy. Try having sex earlier in the day, or working out more.

dude if your gf doesn't show up right fucking now then you're fine.

Take her on a date or something first? That would give you way more then enough time. Unless your pee-pee is retarded. Takes me like 10-15 minutes in-between orgasms to go again.

Either get it up or become a faggot bottom ,

Cocain bro

Tape a popsicle stick to the underside of it. .You're welcome.

I can fap up to 5 times a day without being to tired or not hard enough for sex in the evening.

Just don't think about it and enjoy it, you won't come as fast though, at least that's my experience.

Take some zinc and magnesium supplements. Also eat some healthy fats and carbs. Stop touching your dick, get off/b/ and stop looking at porn. Maybe take a nap.

Not OP buy what could be the reason why I'm not achieving orgasm when I fuck my girlfriend for like 30-45 minutes at a time? I want to bust and I feel bad afterwards because she feels guilty.

Apparently you're gay dude. Maybe try anal?

You've desensitized your dick. Stop jerking off.

OP here, buy different condoms.

If you are fucking her raw, stop jerking off for like 2 weeks and you will definitely bust a nut.

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Take Viagra.

is... that a man?

you can only come twice in one day? what are you 65. christ i can come 5-6 times i'm 30 and on 60 mg prozac.

Run to your local adult bookstore/sex shop and get some sounding rods. Insert one in your urethra and you're good to go, fam.

Will do M8s thanks.

endurance is not the problem, i was a semi-professional athlete.
earlier in the day sounds good, we always meet late because of work. i will keep it in mind user, thanks

If you can't get it up again between now, and tonight OP, you should see a doctor. I'm in my 40s and would have zero problem doing that

dont over do anything, but if you eat something that gives you energy and is healthy, it might help. Vitamins and minerals, and a bit of salt can be good, oats... natural herb supplements also... there are things called "super foods", most of them have a stimulating effect, on your brain chemicals, and libido (when you promote one, it often helps the other).

Prostate stimulation.

Find a guy and stimulate his prostate with your tongue. That'll get you super hard.

Faggot

Viagra

vitamin B injection etc. Zinc also.

i have this too sometimes, but has nothing to do with jerking off or being "desensitized".
normally i have the urge very early and stop it by thinking about some boner killer, then i can proceed but its hard to come later on

DRINK A BIG GLASS OF MILK, YOU WILL GET BIG CUMS

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Tied her, call a friend or à stranger to fuck her before to exciting you and put a finger in your ass

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Tied and blindfold then play slowly with her pussy, make her cum

to be honest, it's your own fault jerking off while you might meet your gf one of these days. If she really makes you horny anyway, you'll be alright but you might not cum.
Compensate by pleasuring her, check how hard you get and you might be able to penetrate her.
Next time, don't fap or at least every two or three days only once.

Try new girlfriend, this one is obviously ugly. Or fat.

Is this serious? Like, I've fucked my girl 3 or 4 times with barely 10 min from one to another. Either you are a pussy or I'm a pussy slayer, both make me happy. Try drinking water, relax and a lot of foreplay, idk

If you can't cum to that, you don't deserve to be cumming.

It happens to me sometimes, don't worry about it. Could be due to desensitisation (from wanking too hard) or could be psychological. Just relax and don't worry and it will probably go away!