My Ex thought he was all that! What do you think?

My Ex thought he was all that! What do you think?

Don't know it could be a grower :)

Yeah right! That's all he had and didn't know how to use it!

So, how was sex?

I doubt that if your bitch says he was the one

Terrible! It would have been better if he knew how to use it! Js

If "all that" is a walking Vienna Sausage commercial, then that's him.

Was he dilusional or somehintg? Like did he think his dick was actually big or?

Who said he was the one? The one that didn't know how to use it,lol

Big Time! He thought he was a gift to woman!

Hey as long as he came , fuck at the end of the day that's all that really matters

You nailed it there! Lol

You fucked up, that's the biggest and best-looking dick I've ever seen.

Did you tell him or did he ignore your pleas? lol. He seems like a stubborn person

He couldn't keep it up that long! Very sad.

Are you sure it wasn't your cavernous hole that was the problem op ? Some bitches are like a broken catflap

Omg that's a very funny joke! Keep the jokes coming lmao

M A C H E A L L E S

>tfw newfags dont know this meme

Where is the cunt these days lol he was a fruitcake

Oh no I am very tight!! Sometimes to tight that there was a problem getting it in!

Oh he was an asshole big time!

I'm tight as fuck , I hate spending money.

Im pretty sure u are not a gift either. ugly cunt go cry to ur ugly friends if u want symphaty. ur loser ex got a better one already

It's not op's ex it's some weirdo that comes on here wanting humiliated .

He has no one because no woman can put up with his shit! Lol

timestamp to prove youre mache alles faggot

Well I mean how would he use that?

Actually I'm not bad looking! And if he has a new one I feel very sorry for them!

He cant,lol but he tries lmao

Why did you date him then?

I didn't for very long! I left him, bigger and better things were calling!

pics?

Pic of me or what?

>Actually I'm not bad looking!
yep thats what every 4,5-5 basic bitch think of themselves. keep dreamin

Is, uh, his name Brian? That looks suspiciously like my ex husband.

yeah

I get told all the time that I'm sexy, I am far from ugly sorry.

Nope he name isn't Brian, sorry

Damn I was about to have a real good laugh.

who got the get

there are hordes of desperate fucks out there who are capable of lying to get some low quality pussy. thats how betas work and thats why ugly and average looking girls think they are the bomb

Have a good laugh at what looks like a penis but smaller,lol

prove it

I don't think I'm all that by all means, I was just saying I'm not ugly!

stop yellin ugly ass hoe

and im totally sucking ur b8 u ugly shit. im outta here

This is exactly what ugly pigs say...

90% sure this is one of those self degradation penile humiliation fetishists.
If so, kill yourself.
If not, kill yourself.

Yell at me one more fucking time

This is me! Not to bad but I don't think I'm ugly, but everyone has their own opinions and I don't get offended.

>I don't get offended.
kek. solid 3/10

looks like whitetrash, sry

Pretty meh. Would vaginally destroy if given the option nontheless.

Wasn't trying to yell at all sorry.

You shouldn't have done that.
Now you gotta post tits.

roll

I'd slam my dick in. without question

It's all good like I said I don't think I'm all that but I'm not terrible,lol

You know the rules. Post tits

There is rules that I have to take pictures of my chest? Lol they are huge lmao

yeah like that dozen of pixels gonna help me decide. anyway now its clear u are no better than a 4-4,5. Bitches posting low quality pictures since the begging of time and they think we cant tell that they are ugly this way.

You both need better phones/cameras. Can't see face but you look like you could do better. Show boobs pls

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Mhmhmmmm delicious

Another one...

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How old are you. mam?

Go back to your council estate, Rachel.

Oh dear god..haha yeah i figured you did meth

Like I said I don't think I'm all that but I'm not some person pretending to be someone else, this is me, and I can handle negative comments thats life,lol

Meth? Not even close I don't need drugs but thanks

Well you gonna get in a thong and take some ass pics for us now? I bet i could fuck you good and proper

I'm 39

How did you find Sup Forums? Also lets see that booty baby

>screenshot
user confirmed male

I found it by luck,lol

Ass

If your twat was so tight, even to the point that he had trouble getting it in, why even bring up his size, it makes you sound like a ridiculous bitch. I bet he dumped you or cheated on you didn't he?

all those gets ignored, fuck me Sup Forums, what have you became

What interests you about Sup Forums? How did you come across it by luck?

Post a pic of yourself with a shoe on head or a peace sign for confirmation.

No actually I broke up with him and left.

Looks okay actually you got any thong pics? Your ass would look really good in a thong its got my 18 year old cock really hard and your 39 so good job

Tits or gtfo

Buy a better camera, fuck'na

There is so much on this site that I enjoy. And a old friend showed me this site.

After you caught him banging some younger whore on your couch.

What do you mean what have I become?

Nope sorry never thought about him cheating, he never left his house and I lived there with him lol

Can we get more ass pics

Do me a solid and post your tits.

I don't actually sorry

Depends.

Dick size and muscles aren't everything.

And a temper to go with it, there is a difference between thinking your all that and acting like it, but your right

>tfw I actually recognize that dick

It's CWC isn't it?

Text me and I'll show you what a real man's cock looks like. ️
(818) 389-0012

Cwc?

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The best way to make a man docile is to get on your knees and suck his cock.

The best way to make a woman docile is to fuck her to orgasm

I think God made us the right way we just refuse to use it properly.

Or don't know how to use it, you would think by now they would learn, it's just a giving