/bundescric/

>Schürrle to BVB for 30 million
>Manninger from Augsburg to Liverpool
>Reus on the cover of FIFA 17
>Oceania flags welcome

POO PEELAND NOT ALLOWED

come watcha game with sp

RIP this thread already.

nice poomunity

It used to be better.

Is he on steroids?

He's on life.

Yes.

....OP

>people were unironically saying Rode was a bad signing

riding the train right now~

rate my candy german bro

>eating literal sugar
Try fruits and nuts

Fruits have lots of sugar. Also hating on Haribo is ungerman.

Where is everyone?

CUSTOMERS BTFO

holy shit that dembélé goal though

Link?

turned it into a webm

Thanks! He looks great.

lads

Stay safe bundes

stay safe customers

you look great

Please respond

>tfw changed subway lines at Stachus not two hours ago
wew lad

>need to go to cologne tomorrow for an exame
They sure won't allahu 2 days in a row, will they?

i just finished dinner

>Be Bazi
>Get shot
:(

What happened?

Okay cool

>SHOOTER WAS WEARING A BAYERN SCARF

Lel

That's why it's so quiet itt.
>mad Bauern
baka

kleiner tip an meine freunde est vor zuhgfahten nimals kol aua aua mein bauch

pls don't kill me, Tobi

>Gotze leaves Munich, shooting happens next day

>angry middle eastern Buyern customers go on rampage to deal with gotze leaving

>pulisic's parents decide that all of Europe is too dangerous for their son to play there

>force dortmund to loan him out to....

>the philadelphia union, who constantly market him has a homegrown talent

>union go onto lose in the mls cup finals to the la galaxy

>slippy g finally gets the league title he has been waiting for

10/10

Nice. I am in a direct line between you and that sun

Stay safe, Neinholdbot ;_;

>chinks in yellow with klatschpappen

this cant get better

hello? ;_______;