User

user,
whats something interesting about yourself.

I hate jews

I like to ride with no handle bars while being high.

And I stole a stop sign once. Still regret throwing it away.

I have Syphilis

I have big hands and big feet.
What about you, OP?

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I'm over 9000

i like to ask for sauce on hot gifs

lel tumblr porn gif spammer autist never sleeps

Me too, size 12-13 shoes

I wrote code for the space station.

Size 15 boiiii

I can deadlift 600lbs

I make big cums

I once ate a second slice of pizza even though I was full after one

Off to /fit/

theres no fucking interesting thing about me because im a fucking loser

I like to prance about in 6inch high heels when no-one is home

Who the fuck is full after a single slice of pizza?

I've made out with Linux Torvalds daughter and that is a god damn fact

i feel no physical pain

I write horror stories that are more interesting than
they are scary.

the guy you replied to

Well it was a big slice and had pepperoni and sausage on it. And it's not a true story.

It's too bad the more abundant form of pain is emotional.

i know that feel

I grew up in an orphanage

It's irritating, but they injected some Penicillin into my ass so I probably won't have it after awhile.

I rap

soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

That wasnt nice

Gf found her nudes on here. Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex, she tells me some things they did
Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up

I enjoy physical activities and am at the exact opposite end of the sterotypical Sup Forumsto neckbeard spectrum... Yet here I stand. Also im only a newfangled by old fag rules, I've been here 2 1/2 years

i have perfect pitch

Newfangled

I didnt kill myself today.

I collect anime shit and like dressing up as a girl and having my ass played with

I can cook minute rice in 57 seconds

I'm Batman.

Man you must be a bitch
I can't date a chick after she fucks someone else while I know her

MADMAN
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user, that's disgusting.

I hate the taste of all alcohol. Yet that doesn't stop me from being an alcoholic.

You must not fuck much then

cuck

size 15 here too, Oh the fun of always having shit choices of shoes.

Ordering them online and they don't fit.

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I'm extremely skilled in things like IT Networking. I can even describe how the data is transfered through the world including all network protocols like IP,BGP,DOCSIS and so on. I could easily get a job with 60.000+€ monthly income but I'm too lazy. What do?

sauce

then ur not an alcoholic
ur just depressed

Breddy good stuff

On the brightside, she sucked me off in a classroom the day after we made up, swallowed the whole load.

I'm unicum in world of tanks

If this post is dubs, we replace newfag with newfangled.

Either way, I'm using this.

>user,
>whats something interesting about yourself.
I have 3 balls, no shit

post pics

haha funny

PROOF

If dubs i put my life back on track and stop playing stupid videogames all day

if i post dubs youre a faggot

Either way newfangled is the new new fag

PROOF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POST

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PICS

I have crippling depression

i just bought a new bed

I have crippling depression and social anxiety
I enjoy, drinking, crying and browsing Sup Forums

My life goal is to die

Trips super fag

dude sucks 8 dicks at once

Trips means I have 3 cocks, so GG.

I have a license for almost all land vehicles including construction and railway vehicles

Just end it now on livestream faggot there is no future for you

i smell cranka mothafacka bitch faggot here

Gimme 5. My phone is away getting fixed. Have to use my tablet

I bench more than I squat...
Even though I work on my squat way more than my bench

I smoke meth

>K-Kacchon?

so close

care to share?

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i make people around me appreciate beauty.
people told me they feel like i can understand them better than they can themselves.
that they feel like i'm able to look into their hearts.

also i can cook above average pasta.

Don't forget timestamp

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Nice! Just be sure to fuck her in all ways and hard
to declare max dominance over her and make it so
damn good you fuck the memories of the other guy
out of her head. That's what I would do haha

>then ur not an alcoholic
>ur just depressed
>implying you can't be both
>implying there's no relation between the 2

Alcoholics go to meetings, so I guess I'm just a drunk

I have zero care left. Somebody cuts me off or goes 5 m/h under speed limit in traffic, zero fucks given.

I could give more examples, but I don't think it is necessary. I don't get mad about kids sucking at online games either, I just play for fun.

the guy that used to bully me in school said at the class reunion "dude, you're pretty big now". "i was an asshole back then, you have one free shot." i have three black belts now and punch pretty lightly. dude lies on the floor with tears in his eyes. i help him up and got him a shot.

I would but I have a family, I have to wait until everyone dies off

Sup Forums is the closest thing I ahve to friends, trust me when I say that I would have done it a long time ago if it wasn't for my family

Holy shit

nice

I make music with a guy from poland who i've never met

i have a vagina

I fap and eat with my left hand. I'm right handed.

Also, apparently he had an 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5

MODS!!!

How comes you can't enjoy life? Try smoking weed or something

I once broke both my littlefingers at once in an accident.

Have been doing that, hard to constantly fuck her.
>She gave road head
>He used to visit her and fuck her Friday-Sunday

FUCKING MONSTER