So Sup Forums could you actually get it up for her?

So Sup Forums could you actually get it up for her?

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No

Sure OP. You mean the noose for the tree, right?

If I was drunk enough

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Kek

No. I do not enjoy the monkey love.

Not into gorrilas.

Beastiality is a sin.

No OP. Milo should not have been banned for trolling that dumb nigger

SHE HAS NO STYLE

Yeah I could. Look at those tits

SHE HAS NO GRACE

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I try not to b racist
but she looks like a domesticated ape

With viagra if getting paid a big pile of money. For fun? Fuck no.

HARAMBE ISNT DEAD

>look at those tits

Gtfo nigger

I literally had a boner just now and after seeing that picture, my penis has actually retracted into my body cavity, I'm assuming, in fear.

THIS LESLIE KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

>samefagging this hard

How the fuck do you know this?

You're just guessing.

Because he's a faggot

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Absolutely not. I don't like black chicks, even good looking ones, and I CERTAINLY don't have any attraction to Leslie-beast.

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Please dont give me a reason to try to fuck that thing.

I've fucked darker and uglier.

>get it up for "her"

Implying it's a human female

Kys

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no

Anyone go see this trainreck?

oh hell no

probably not, no

>memes.com

this pic is HILARIOUS. God I love how hard this has failed.

I watched 3/4th illigally online, but couldn't actually finish it. I kept losing interest and in the end I just genuinsly didn't care how it ended. I wrote a review live as I watched it. Could post it (spoilers tho!!)

memes.com the meme authority

Post it

I would rather fuck Harambe's Carcass than that loud obnoxious negrokind

Reminder that if you don't take your family to see this movie you're a racist and sexist

nope

Absolutely disgusting.

You people who just can't wait for proper Blu-Ray rip.

How can you stand the poor quality of cams and telesyncs?

I figure, you can only see a new movie for the first time once. Why compromise the experience with a poor quality copy?

Good things come to those who wait.

Lesbian Ghostbusters because it's 2016 - synopsis/spoilers
I watched it illegally so you don't have to

>Stolen intro music from 1984 classic but slightly messed up
>Man sees ghost and poos pants
>Bored gay indian is assistant giving fastfood to fat woman scientist
>Worst queef joke ever
Queefs can be funny, but this was weak. Besides, women don't tend to make scatalogical jokes in the same way men do, they aren't 'dudes' so it's unrealistic
>Women acting like teenage boys
They would never do this... even tomboys and butch lesbians don't act like this.
>the Dean tells them to go fuck themselves. I'm with the dean.
Men have the best lines it seems
>Mmmm-hummmm honey child *sassy black silverback appears* sees a ghost - mostly holds her shit togehter
Again, slightly unrealistic, she would have freaked the fuck out. Ever seen how black ghetto women react to magic tricks?
>Bad guy 'Roland' is bullied for no reason and called a freak
Wow! Is this secretly Paul Feig talking about himself? His plan to 'get back' at the world for bulling him by making bad feminist films? Releasing 'ghouls'. Instead of releasing ghosts he wants to unleash 4th wave feminists. This is the 'rosebud' in this film, I cracked it.
>Thor Himbo turns up with sub downs-syndrome level stupidity, they objectify him for his looks. Go feminism.
>All men in the film are depicted as screaming cowards (literally with a screaming girl sound effect) and getting beaten up.
(to be continued....)

My nephews "homework" this weekend was to go see this movie. Can schools do that?

>this pic
fucking kek

Not into beastiality

I don't into the whole bestiality.

Fuck no.

She is probably the ugliest person in the entire world.

She looks like like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Her face isn't that attractive, but I am confident that I could make the sex with her.

only if she blows me first
youtu.be/hdHZ5hp45Fc?t=168

and yet its only about 20 million away from breaking even.

(Continued...)
I think I gave my computer a virus watching it illegally.... Anyway

>Heavy metal guy gets beaten up by dragon
>Patty tries to stage dive and fails says 'I don't know if that was a black thang or a woman thang but I'm mad as hell'. No Patty, its a 800lb Gorilla thang.
>They capture a dragon ghost - they celebrate by smashing up a musicians guitar - his livelihood, for no apparent reason. He was a white male. Probably Cis. Reason enough. You go girl. Girls rock. Woo hoo. Awesome!
>violently kill bill murray who plays a skeptic - but skeptics are reasonable people and he's not presented as a bad guy. Except he is a while male. His death isn't mourned and they immediately move on like nothing happened.
>The mayor tells them they know ghosts are real but he need to pretend they are a hoax to discredit them. He is a white male.
>They figure out the bad guy is using ley-lines. I'm seriously losing interest.
>An awful lot of hooting and wooing and 'go girl' attitude and 'we rock'. It is 'empowering'. Will to live fading.
>They talk to the baddie Rowan? Roland? He says people are shit and he wants to cleanse the world or something. He kills himself.
I really empathise with Roland at this point in the film. This film could only be enjoyable to young children who don't know any better and foaming at the mouth feminists. It's not suitable for adults, jesus wept. How the fuck did people give this good reviews, professional reviewers in newspapers. We are through the looking glass. This is un-intentiaonally redpilling me.!

>Fat Bitch gets possessed
>Patty uses her immense negro beast strength to defeat the fat bitch, who is clearly imbued with supernatural magic deamon strength.
> Patty even pulls up the twitchy kooky lesbian engineer who is hanging out the window - considerable upper body strength. Few men and no woman are that strong. Like 1% of men. Most firemen couldn't do that. Sammo Hung and Stephen Segal couldn't pull a move like that. Patty is a fucking beast. Call the zoo, Patty is on the loose!
>Bad guy possesses Thor. He comments he wishes he'd worked out (to be this strong) when he was alive.
This is probably the only completely honest moment in the whole film. But hang on, if you can kill yourself and possess someone who is handsome and buff AND have extra deamon strength and do other cool shit, then killing yourself is actually awesome. Roland was right. I want a Roland film.
>I have genuinely lost interest. I need a break
That was 24hours ago. I haven't finished the film yet.

Only if I had a splint.

thats not even close to breaking even. It does not account for the massive dump of money that they put into marketing this wreck.

Only if the movie has somehow become part of the school curriculum. Teachers have a set amount of rules to follow when giving homework, but if said homework strays away from those goals, then no. schools can't do that.
watching that movie provides no life skills.

>Again, slightly unrealistic, she would have freaked the fuck out. Ever seen how black ghetto women react to magic tricks?

>Ever seen how black ghetto women react to magic tricks?
my fucking sides

I would fuck the shit out of her. I would do the nastiest shit and we would both fucking love it.

Why? Because I'd get to know her. She's an older woman and I'm an older guy. I've had some incredibly shallow relationships with some very attractive women and some crazy relationships with some crazy bitches. But I've never had someone I could really trust not to fuck around on me and I think Leslie would be someone like that.

If you've ever watched her bits on Weekend Update on SNL, she talks about not being able to find a man The bits are fucking hilarious and she delivers them like the pro she is. But I think that it is and has been hard for her to find real love. As much as people want to deny it, attractiveness counts and that's fucked up.

So yea I'd like to get to know her and when the trust is there.. Yea I'd do some gross ass shit with her. She looks like Grace Jones turned into the Incredible Hulk. I'd make her Jeans with the bottoms of the legs shredded and then she'd have to tear up the shirt and scream "GRACES JONES ANGRY", then she'd manfist my boner till it looks like a pulverized banana.

Err "make her wear jeans" sorry about that*

#fact

She can't find true love because she's a celebrity, you can't find it because you're bald and fat

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not I

>dat pic
>intense shitness instantly explained

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No.

Not even with a gun to my head

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>OP's pic is Slimers human appearance.

Pic related

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fuck

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