Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Spam to the bump limit

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Love you!


Even though you are probably asleep now

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>Rem-rin

still here

Claimed.

Pathetic little man with some pathetic little dream I was.

My victory is undeniable though.

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Claimed

What a bake

Are you baked?

Clearly~

>Spam to the bump limit
Well someone's provoking me.

>I like your face

>i like half of yours ~

Smoke weed everyday!

Sick burn

sorry, forgot about the last thread and didn't check back in time. anyways, do you?

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Well, Im still around.

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I'll stop before this gets too heated

depends on the day

Stella's mine.

Hey akiko are you guys going to play league today?

it's quite depressing to be honest.

I'm sorry I flamed you

Don't wait till then, otherwise you might meet her fiery vengeance!

Best cannibal

it is what it is

Did you know emi doesn't have legs?

why even live.

probably will get better in the end

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Yeah, I lis-shin-ed to her when she said it

That's the spirit!

But if you do an hero, don't bring anyone with you

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Bananya Claimed

Peasants

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Yoko on mobile claim.
>I have some new pictures edition.

I'm going to go get some food. Be back soon.
Hi Yoko

Enjoy the food!

Probably, but there's a huge ass update and i'm working on the next banter vid as well

Not sure if good or how to feel about this

2 of my fetishes in 1 pic.

I mean it in the best way!

Out of all the cannibals you are the best, even including Hannibal Lector
I'm guessing you guys are using the European Servers for the league?

Mine.

Trips confirm that you're going to share that food with me.

Hmu then if i can come with you guys

>flying under the radar
And typical of my boss, he doesnt tell the person in charge of where I work that my time was changed.

I think I forgot to give you hugs.

youtube.com/watch?v=k-uci5w_SII
I wanna die

That's pretty rough man

Saber claim slept 12 hours edition

How did you find this.

I wish to follow suit.

Just put a bullet into me and call it over

Sleep is good

This is a good question

Y-youtube recommended it.

Right.

I think I got a bit of Ebola from that video.

>Out of all the cannibals you are the best
Whew?
>you guys are using the European Servers
Yep

Alright. My summoners is Gamilicious
Just add me and I'll let you know if we have space

>minecraft meme mod spotlight
>recommended
Mai why?

>peepee the frog
>it's pepee
What is this?

How is this even?

Why?

This is going too far.

What the hell do you normally watch?

Well, you are


Lame, I'm in the American one...

youtube.com/watch?v=ZkMhFBfjQ5A
It goes deeper

It's fine i still like you

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Why are you doing this to yourself?

Why are you doing this to us?

Help

Watched the whole video.

How? I hardly lasted the first 2 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=G-uvNkl8Yn8
This is the video I was watching when youtube recommended the minecraft video.
47 minutes in.

Wew, oil change went so much smoother this time.

First you need to achieve the maximum autism.

Mai I think we need to have a talk.

I'm back. I took a test the results say i'm a lolicon. I'm not in any condition to watch this garbage.
One can only get so cancer in one day

There is literally nothing wrong with watching cringe
I have watched a 9 hour long cringe playlist multiple times, I have ascended.

It's really easy to do

I don't think I have that much autism in me, maybe middle school me did

How was the food?

Glad to hear you aren't a lolicon
We are wo seeing how you aren't in physical pain from it

>i'm a lolicon
?
wah

After you do your homework.
>I took a test the results say i'm a lolicon.
I don't think you needed a test for that.

Miho claimed

Easy if I can get the fairing off. But since I can't, it blocks the oil filter, so getting it off and changed is kind of a pain in the ass.

Probably.
But hush.

Typo

EMBRACE THE PEDO!

Oh, that would do it

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The Neighbourhood is a cool band

That cute loli butt

Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town

Tank
In that case, you too

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I'm not a pedo, come on meow
Shhh white-hair-ophile

Congrats, yer now my frist enemy ever. I never hated someone I'm this thread as much as I hate you now

You know who I am.
I'm your friendly neighborhood Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life!
Bless ye all.
Bless ye Waifus.

What exactly was the test?

Lolis and tanks. Could I wish for something more?
Lolicon4life

>Motor boats dat ass

kek

kek
God dammit.

No actual test. There was a thing that ranks kancolle after asking you who you favor some 1000 times.
Most of my top end was lolis.
Nay, an overwhelming majority of my top was lolis.

Syndra did that same thing, most of his top had white hair.

Doesn't help that we know nothing about the show/game.

I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario

How are you?

What a time to be alive!

Well, Shizuru is a Loli and Syndra has white hair, so why are you surprised?

I would do this, but I don't really see a point

Not surprised so much as a little sad at having it shoved in my face.
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And shut up Jimmy. It isn't illegal to like drawings.
They aren't IMMERSIVE but they're everything I want

Well, you like lolis, what is the big deal?

I'm not saying it's bad, and why are you calling me Jimmy?


So be happy with them, that's what I'm saying!

King Shino Reporting in

Xwing edition.

Its a joke.
mXr

Sup
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See he has a princess but I get all the others
Hot princesses he wants one I want all the others
Cause he's gonna be a sucka
See I'm the pimpin' man of the big ran
And you wanna be in the band
Well I'll be your main man
To get you out of that rant
Because it's coming down with the town
Everybody knows they're gonna be found in the big round town
Play this boys
Cause it's nothing with the toys
Time to quit playing with your toys
Cause Mario ain't even an atario
You wanna play with gabario?
I have the toys with the moise and everybody knows it's coming down with the toys
Doise
Of the boys
Man my boys don't even play with games anymore
They're on their reigns with the dames
Man you wanna hit it down with the town I had the big brown
I had the big town of a-bound
I rebound that ball and shoot it
I'm gonna make it because I'm the top t-t-t-t-top dog
Man when they want something good they can come to me
Cause I'm gonna be like the sea
Fast and nice
But I'm gonna make it hit it up like the little spice