G/fur time boys

G/fur time boys.

Sage

i love dicks

Bump just to annoy him

posting will annoy him more.

dont make a thread then not contribute to it.

continue to not contribute to the thread

but only a few

thread was dead before it began

isn't everything?

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>yes

freklz, babe.

are we including relationships in everything?

Is anyone else trying to include wrong images in the captcha as a kind of game, to see how bad the recognition algorithm is?

Is America great again yet?

I need help.
Should I work at the comic con?
It rewards 180€ for not that much work for which I am massively overqualified.

But my sister (16) applied as well and insists that I do also.

>Chronical misanthrope and I hate that whole cosplaying role playing shit, what will stop me from metaphorically biting their heads off if they bug me?

Should I do it?

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nibi, my darling

gee, I dunno, is it still everything if we exclude something?

also continue to post dragons

yeah

was it ever in the first place?

it was worth a shot.

get a fursuit you dork

that's gross

omg so wet

Of course, otherwise the word "again" wouldn't be in the sentence!

Hm.
I guess I'll just write a a 200 word essay about why I want to work for them then.
What a drag.

The only thing that's there for me is the actress that plays Seven of Nine and the actor that played Gimli.

I guess I could go see the drawer of my little pony as well and then killy myself out of cringe, well.

the raccoons will love you

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it would be a wonderful cultural and educational experience

Gonna giv ya a hug

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i could say "i am going to eat that same slice of pizza again" but i know it will never be possible. just because they say again does not make it a definite truth.

I'd say it's more of a painful resocialization process.

I think I should take something to calm me down though, escapism triggers the heck outta me.

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Brush my hair and ill give ya a keiss.

Damn, I'm tired.
And I shouldn't keep my "DNP meme to trigger faggots" folder so close to my normal meme folder.

take psychedelics instead for extra escapism

*Maximum Keiss*

I dun want escapism, I want to escape escapists.

Does that make me a metaphorical escapist?

Damn, I already fit the profile, better kill myself now before it's too late.

>shirt not tucked in
>screwed up spelling "Rick"

Not getting a job at that career fair.

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better hurry up and escape your own escapism, quick!

And coincidentaly I just looked up drug stuff today.
But mdma seems to kill the liver.
Acid seems genuinely dangerous for all reasons.
Booze won't work, or they won't let me work in order for it to work.

What's left?

Weed, but I don't smoke, bad for the lungs.
I suppose I could chew it or bake some shit or make a tea out of it.

Dunno, I don't know jack about drugs.
Just what google told me about it today.

You are the hipster of escapists. You are an advanced form of pretentious.

adderall

How are ya, green jelly-bean.

Why not meth?

DUDE

Is that a thing, never thought about it.
Maybe I can outplay them by living a life with less need for escapism than them.

That'd totaly show them!

Does that make me better or worse?

Isn't that amphetamine based as well?
And where do I get it from.
And how much will it fuck up my liver?

I need my liver.
Can't break any more stuff.

Isn't that shit addictive as fuck?
I kinda don't go well with addictive stuff, I got an addictive personality.

I am in a wonderful mood for some reason despite being unable to purchase my computer parts today

WEED

LMAO

But I don't smoke.
Heard some people bake brownies with it.
But that's kinda weird.

Can I make tea from it and it'll still work?

Don't laugh at me, I never did any drugs, how would I know.

Sup

i am laughing at you

Do the shamonic colonic dude!

hello fatty

Ouch pls don't.
Enlighten me.
The only thing related I ever did was take one breath of a joint but I caughed my lungs out and would not consider it again.

Wat?

Some ways better, some ways worse. Probably more ways worse.

Why did fate curse you this day?

Peyote

>wet
You know the rules..

I was kidding about meth don't do that
Can we post dicks again plz?

The coughing means it's working

duuuude

it is amphetamines, yes

it has no likely long-term side effects and the short-term ones aren't all that bad unless you really like eating

it's not dangerous at all except in very high doses unless you have heart problems or mix it with downers

bank won't let me access my deposited checks until tomorrow

my favorite part of smoking weed is writhing and choking on the sidewalk because i always inhale way too much

which is very manly

Hi Eisen. How's life and liberty?
DMT taken anally through an enema.
I'm not stopping you.
Don't forget wet mouth every hit on an ashy bowl.

>needing weed to writhe and choke on the sidewalk
get a load of this guy, can't party without drugs

correct

i have neither of those things currently

what's new with you

shit-tier thread. Sorry OP. I'm out.

And everything changed when the avatar nation attacked

My life sucks now.

I googled so much stuff today I bet the fbi will be all over me.
A cactii?
I do not think that I'd be able to get my hands on something like that.

In fact I don't know where I would get anything even from.

I would not, it's too addictive or so I've read.

I guess.

But I hate caughing.
Ever since my family poisoned me with tear gas and I didn't even know why I was caughing my heart out for three hours flat I'm kinda scared of caughing.

I'm definitively gonna remember that one, written down.
Nah my heart is fine, at least it should be.

I don't think that I would want to do that though.

But you post ends in 9/11

Guess you just get to spend time with us until you get your money.

wait what

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and then once I get the computer I can spend time with you in a million frames per second

Oh my god! Me TOOOOO!!

Most things I post are 1 frame no second.

Bummer about your life and liberty dude.
I am soon to be the owner of a 2002 Monte Carlo SS. That's gonna be pretty sweet. It's only a v6 but somehow still a supersport.
DMT wasn't too crazy for me when I did it. Though I vaporized it.
The high only last for ~15 minutes.
However I understand not wanting to jump into the heaviest psychedelic right off the bat.

Long story short my sisters best friends got attacked in front of her school by a turkish guy with a metal pole.
Ever sice that time my sisters are only allowed to leave the house with tear gas spray bottles.

So one day they decide to try it out.
In the garden, against the wind with the doors to the rooms open and the wind blowing in.
Above a window that was open and led to the basement with me in it.
All the gas apparently sunk to me or got blown in by the wind and then everyone in the house started caughing.

Long story short, I thought that I would die there.
It changes a man.
I hate humans even more now.

Yay we can relate.

Shrooms or Salvia

it's the principle of the thing

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That is a big ass

I thought of shrooms, I did, it's on my list as well.

Mfw I read saliva. Never thought that kissing could be that of a drug. Kappa

>Sparkx

what a babe magnet
i drive a g6

that's a stunning level of stupidity

This doesnt feel special at all.

What games are you itchin to play with your fancy smancy new computer?

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Yeah right.
Wasn't one of their bright moments.

I can make you feel very special, I am sure of it.

mostly overwatch

and maybe leeg with a nice mechanical keyboard

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I am sorry such a horrible thing happened to you.
Nice. Our cars are pretty even on power. I bet your car has much more comfy, modern interior though.

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the most important part of the car is the stereo system
gotta make sure you can blast Future through the suburbs like one of the cool kids

Don't go crazy with power. My friend had an automatic 89' Firebird he bought for 500 dollars. It got like 5 mpg and if it changed gears in the rain in a turn you'd spin the damn car. It was super dangerous.

And no I have no idea why he bought an automatic.

How tho?

Yukky. Im sure your friends will be happy to have you in overwatch.