G-get in here lads
OFFICIAL MAN UNITED BUNKER THREAD
Nicholas Hernandez
Dylan Powell
>Mouyes
Nolan Stewart
Fuck off!
Joseph Baker
>We dem >mouyes boys now
Ayden Collins
EAT SHIT, YOU FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE
Christian Robinson
Quick reminder that quality players like Mo Leitner, Kuba Blaszczikowski and Neven Subotic are available at low low prices.
Jack Rivera
Fuck off ABUs
If Mourinho played based Mkhitaryan it would have been 5-0 United, just you wait until next time
Jeremiah Gutierrez
CRAWLING
Alexander Wright
how much for Arsenal to get Subotic
Levi Flores
p-pogba just hasn't joined yet...
Adam Garcia
Subotic can't go anywhere, since he can't pass a medical right now.
Ryder Lewis
So let's settle this
Is Mkhitaryan:
>A. Le new invisible man
>B. Le ghost man
Brody Martinez
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Chase Price
Colton Wilson
Subotic is literally dieing
Christian Walker
>Mouyes
Samuel Lopez
>implying Pogba can defend
He was bad a defending in a 3 mand midfield, just imagine with 2
Cameron Brooks
>Have 2 European champions, two of the best midfielders in the world availeble (João Mario and chief keef) for under 60M€ and choose to buy mickey the aryan
>Have the possibility to buy William Carvalho the best DM in the world, european champion, and gonna spend 120M€ on a fucking meme midfielder that lost the final to the superior African beast
Yanited pls...
Angel Powell
>mfw all that mourinho talk and bravado about united being the biggest club and his dream job was simply the talk of a desperate broken middle aged unemployed man saying whatever is needed to land a job
it was all a lie, my friends
Cameron Murphy
Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out Mourinho out
Hudson Harris
>linshit
>roshit
>janushit
>blind as a bat
>potatoshit
>herernia
I want them all to leave so badly ;__;
Cameron Smith
>38m for a trans pron star
Leo Howard
>Schneiderlin
Cooper Hernandez
>Mkhitaryan
>Anything other than shit-tier
Pick 1
Parker Morgan
>mouyes
Nolan Cruz
>38m for a trans pron star
Kayden Price
Benjamin Bennett
Lol its barely been a week since he took over and #MourinhoOut is already trending
Adrian Jackson
United "fans" are LITERALLY that casual, plastic and fairweather
Bentley Jenkins
Colton Campbell
just a friendly, since when do friendlies mean anything
Landon Davis
>being this stupid
I don't know why i keep expecting more from aussies
Nicholas Lewis
oh fuck scratch that they lost 4-1
KEK
Jaxson Gray
DELETE NOW
Matthew Thomas
>LVG won all his pre season games last season
ABUs need to calm the fuck down
Ryan King
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Jonathan Hill
kek
KEK
K E K
Adrian Garcia
HE'S EVEN WORSE THAN LVG
AHAHAHAHAHA
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE JAY?
Ethan Bell
WE DEM MOUYES BOYS FASSY
Gabriel Parker
reminder that this would be david moyes 4th season at united and he would have already won the league by now if it weren't for plastic manurefags desperate for titles
Grayson Gutierrez
as a Chelsea supporter are you guys fucking serious its not even a real game
Thomas Ross
I thought herernia was pretty funny at least desu
Noah Rodriguez
Was Ibrahimovic playing?
Thomas Young
No.
Alexander Long
Someone explain to me how people still think that Mourinho is good after the debacles at Madrid and Chelsea?
Brody Long
Damn, he needs to be taken down a peg. Hopefully a year of failure under Mouyes will reach him some humility.
Jaxon Powell
Where abouts in Manchester are you from lads? Devon, Essex, Ireland? Maybe Indonesia or Thailand?
I'm from Cornwall myself.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Nigga doesn't have a year, he'll be dead the next
Dylan Johnson
This was the first game where Mourinho really got to see what he's working with, I don't the result really means anything to him. If anything I think the result is a blessing in disguise because now he'll try to sell all the dead weight like Rojo and Jones and replace them.
Jordan Miller
the city next to it
Jeremiah Taylor
>5th game vs 2nd game
Wyatt Sullivan
I hate that United is fucking worshipped by absolute hordes of gooks and chinks. I feel plastic enough as is.
Colton Collins
Barcelona lost most of their preseason games in North America last year, morons. Friendlies mean absolutely nothing, and you know it.
David Jackson
Could be worse. At least I'm not a Liverstool fan.
Eli Adams
mata will be sold again
Nathaniel Gutierrez
probably not, he's needed for squad depth because of Europa
Jacob Rogers
What happened?
Michael Diaz
Lingaard and especially Memphis wasted so many clear cut chances today...
Johnstone is an overweight horrible keeper as well
1-4 is a bit harsh tbqh, they were the better team actually in the first half but conceded a dumb goal on a freekick that was badly dealt with by Johnstone (100% his fault), the second goal was just an unfortunate penalty because Valencia made a handsball even though there was no danger because no Dortmund player were close to the ball.
Eli Brooks
It really maeks you think
Elijah Hernandez
#MOUYESOUT!
He can fuck off with "the chosen one" He's a fucking flop.
BRING BACK VAN GAAL'S ARMY
Jackson Bell
it was a massacre, the team never had a chance. Mouyes is a shell of himself, probably still suffering ptsd from last season and all those barcelona defeats
Xavier Robinson
>moyes
>good
>van lel
>good
>mouyes
>good
Manure is going down the shitter and no one can stop it.
Evan Ramirez
..... No shit?
Gabriel Flores
johnstone fucked up with the first goal, valencia caused the second, bailly was really underwhelming, blind and herrera looked pretty lost and like they couldn't communicate properly and couldn't keep track of kagawa dembele and castro constantly changing positions, mata basically refused to press rode who had a surprisingly good game, mkhitaryan was quiet, and probably most importantly lingard and depay couldn't finish for shit. I don't know why I'm so invested in United, i don't even support them. it's like all the constant attention they get in the US is finally getting to me
Leo Ortiz
>tfw you witness the downfall of manure
Hudson Young
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Anthony Sanders
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Brayden Nguyen
>implying epl clubs buy players for reasonable prices
If they could pay 30-40 mil for Kuba they might consider it.
Isaac Gonzalez
>Rojo is still employed as a footballer
Jaxson Jones
Higuain is having a medical with Juve, think that pretty much confirms Pogba is leaving now as they'll need the money.