Story thread:
>be me 18 years old
>Just going to school
>see girl crying while I'm in the train
>ask her if she's okay
>bad_idea.jpeg
>starts screaming: "HE'S HARRASSING ME!!! PEDO PEDO!!"
>people turn around, see me next to girl
>girl attacks me
>I punch the girl KO
>people start cheering
>apparently this girl does that everyday
>tfw You are a hero when you Knock out a girl.
>neat
Do. Not. Engage.
All men are pedos/rapists, remember?
It's actually sad, I've ignored legitimately lost kids before just to avoid being questioned about what I'm doing talking to them.
She pressed charges, but a shitton of wittnesses said I did nothing and she made it up :D so yeah.
>:D
This thread is a complete lie
This must have been many years ago then. Now her feelings are all that matters. If she felt harassed or raped, you harassed/raped her. Stop victim shaming.
>:D you see my evil scheme toung padawan. Now please spank me silly
go back to tumbler faggot
ITT: things that never happened
>spank me silly
/thread
>Then the entire bus applauded.
yes sir
wonder how that would go down now a days with the regressive left
You got off lucky dude. Unfortunately it's so easy for nut cases to totally fk over the lives of other people these days.
Essentially whith other nut cases supporting them by saying things like "If she felt harassed or raped, you harassed/raped her. Stop victim shaming." Just because someone "feels" like something happened doesn't mean it did. Way too many special snowflakes out there and their enablers.
Lies but here is my story Sup Forums
>be me
>11
>recess time
>having a blast
>we have a game we play that is kind of like chicken but on top of the monkey bars
>me and fag are against each other
>balance walk over beams towards fag to throw him off
>we start to go at it
>pushing >shoving
>fag then grabs my hand and bites my finger
>dafuq.jpg
>enraged
>I grab user by the face and shove thumbs in his eyes
>we both fall off the monkey bars
>breath knocked out from pretty tall fall
>roll over and repeatedly punch fag in face
>can't see due to tears in eyes but keep swinging
>kid is clawing at my face
>hear my friends shouting
>fart fart fart fart
>look up >friend has his ass out hovering over fags face
>ohshit
>my friend lets a beef stew fountain of diarrhea flow out of his asshole
>I take a step back and stare in fear
>kids screaming >teachers sprinting over >little girls almost in tears
>fag is puking while on his back so it's flowing over his face mixed with the shit
>whathavewedone.gif
>fag stands up >shit mixed puke runs down face to shit >looks me dead in the eyes and says
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep
Utter bullshit. Believable until
>cheering
And
>driving home one day
>playing game I usually play
>the game is follow someone as long as I can on the way home
>do this a lot, learn a lot about people but nothing particularly interesting
>except this day was different
>following guy, I dubbed him Jose
>he goes to McDonald's, orders 4 large drinks
>ok nothing unusual
>he dumps one out, it's just ice
>wut
>keep following him
>he dumps another out, same thing
>throws jacket out window
>da fuck
>he pulls over and has a smoke
>I park at the corner in the dark, lights off watching him
>pisses in one of the cups
>shits in the other
>carefully puts lid back on both
>what the fuck is happening
>gets back in his car with the cups
>follow him down the street
>he throws the shit cup at a car, it splatters on the windshield
>drives by some guy on a bicycle
>he saw it happen and made an audible "that's gross nigga"
>the guy pulls up at a light
>I'm two cars behind him
>he tosses a cup out the window at some guy on a quad
>pulls off really fast, I lose him
The fuck, Jose?
lost it at
>beef stew fountain of diarrhea flow out of his asshole
Top kek
...
kek
>that's gross nigga
>Be me
>Be sometime last year
>Be at party
>Meet girl bestfriend from elementary I haven't seen in years
>Chat a bit
>She has boyfriend, Chad but pretty chill
>Night goes on
>I go outside to make phonecall
>She comes outside and starts attacking me
>wat.jpg
>She tries to hit me and starts yelling a bunch of random shit at me
>She's smashed so I restrain her so she can't hit me
>Her bf comes out, think he's gonig to help me
>Huge dude knocks me out cold
>Fast forward
>I lost 20% vision on my left eye because of him
>My dream of becoming an airforce pilot crushed because of Chad
they found me........
If this is real then press charges fuck this guys life up let him suffer and that bitch too
Faggot
> be me in college
> celebrating halloween several blocks away
> huge party, easily over a hundred people with lots of alcohol
> get extremely drunk
> eventually waddle towards my place
> somehow end up in someone elses apartment and crash on a bed
> wake up in the morning, vaguely remembering what happened the previous day
> have a look around to see where the hell I am
> open a door, guy sleeping in another bed
> consider waking him up to tell him I accidentally crashed at his place
> decide to do it, poke him to wake him up
> he wakes up, immediately starts excusing himself as he dresses and leaves the place
> apparently he accidentally crashed here too
> leave a note for home owner briefly describing what happened
> fast forward a couple of weeks
> at another party with some people from college
> this guy tells the story of how he ended up at some chicks house after a party and came home to find a weird note from two guys who apparently crashed at his place simultaneously
Kek
Oh god, are we turning into tumblr with the clapping and cheering shit?
okay Sup Forums here's a story for you guys
>be me
>highschool
>I played football and it was game day
>away game
>load up on the bus
>6hr drive
>I'm sitting next to one of my friends
>he turns around and has a can of snuff
>this stuff is pretty normal use in Texas, especially in sports
>ask if I want a pinch
>don't want to look like a pussy so I say sure
>take a pinch and start chewing
>oh shit what's happening
>turns out your supposed to leave it in your lip and chew is a completely different thing than this stuff
>it's a fine grounded texture
>it's spread all over my mouth
>swallow it
>worse mistake I've ever made
>burnsbadman.gif
>5 minutes pass and my stomach beings to hurt
>I can literally feel shit building up inside my asshole each second
>We have been on the road for 20 minutes
>I am almost in tears
>I can't hold it anymore
>I panic and grabe a water bottle and go to the back of the bus
>squat behind seat and hover my asshole over bottle
>shit log slowly coming out of asshole >I hear honking
>wut >I turn and look and there is a back bottom window where my ass and the bottle is >church bus is behind us honking >the look on the driver is in total disgust
>he just saw me shitting in a bottle >the sudden movement of me looking to see who honked moved my asshole off radius >the turd log detached from my ass and landed directly onto my hand >the coach starts to walk back to see what the honking is about >I panic and try to just throw the shit out the window >I stick my arm out of the window and let the wind catch it >the shit log flys off my hand at top speed >the turd fucking landed smack in the middle of the church bus windshield >i played the football game with shit In my ass crack >pretty sure I'm going to hell
Bump
so you mean to tell me that your coach didn't notice you fling shit out the window?
I was crouched behind the seat, we have a lower window and a upper window so I stuck my hand out of the lower one
Roll
What the fuck are you rolling for?
>dream out by a fucking chad
Look for him and destroy her life
>her
His lmao im just dumb
Already tried to press chargse but got nowhere
They both say I was "assaulting" her and that i was self defense
Only believable story in this thread
Nice one user
reroll
The hero of Ksnatch
>talk about green txt
>that's gross nigga
Guys Eu Fag here time to hear my story This is a real one
>Going to school as normal as a 41 yo basedweller can
>Goes into class room
>Everyone is fucking degenerate
>that fat kid is fucking jew I know it
>I continue my life as normaly as I can
>I come home after a hard days work of history class
>I learned about isis and 9/11 btw
>it's late night and I ran out of energy drinks
>I go to my local shop and decides to take detour back since there was construction work on the way I came from
>I go in some small ally
>I think of how great inpact terrorism has on all the nations within eu but why they never attack sweden "were I live" have
>I walk down the street and as I pass a ally a
>KABOOM
Finally!BREVIK2.0.jpg
>I look
> one man alone dead
>wait...
>wtf he isn't even dead
>I walk up to him as I hear sirens in the distance
>wtf
I ask him
>wtf You havn't killed or hurt anyone but yourself
>The only thing you did was too splatter down the street in ur own blood. WTF YOU DIDN*T EVEN KILL YOURSELF properly
>muhammed looks at me
startsCrying.jpg
he said
>I failed Allah... cries
I say
> But I didnt'
> I cut the infidels head off
> Today Our Realm Grows
This fucking guy over here
Ew