/cric/ ENGLAND vs TALIBAN XI

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>tfw no Zara gf

Based Cock

my last 3 digits will be Cook's score by the end of the day

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>the stuck in work and missing everything

cricket is gay

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literally a fucking road

test match going to be a draw

englel to win at edgbaston and lose at the oval

2-1 pak

screencap this

>test match going to be a draw
kek no

Pak will collapse for

>implying pakistan can deal with scoreboard pressure and an actual crowd instead of the lords library atmosphere

>the... uh... heart region

azhar ali is the most handsome asian cricketer

much better than kohli with his bug eyes and goofy jaw

Wahab is better tbqh

1. Sandhu

9001. the rest of those ugly brown cunt

Will FHG Ltd. finally neck himself if Trump loses?

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kohli's face really disgusts me desu and basically sums up everything wrong with indian men, even when they look they should be handsome they're still fucking ugly somehow. god truly hates him

also

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>cuck

>"Instead of talking about Amir you should talk about Bumrah. He's our Indian bowler and doing well. He's a rare talent. He's young. He's got a long way ahead. The way he has started he will do something special."

What did he mean by this?

>barely looks threatening
>ball scuttles along the ground
ELITE ELITE ELITE
wish we'd built a wall for brown people

He's an odd looking bloke. He's got a great jaw and cheekbones, but he somehow looks like a giant fucking baby. I can't quite work it out.

anyone who knows anything about cricket can see amir is elite

yes i know its called the indian effect

Starc>Mustafizur>Fartmir

Unfortunate reminder this happened
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me actually
>Yorkshire tea or nothin' m8

How many balls will Vince face? My dubs say single figures

starcs bowling is disgusting

stick to jamodis pleb

Tetley's extra strong for me tbqh

we'll see next summer lad

>Starc is faster than Fartmir
>Starc swings it more than Fartmir
>Starc has a better yorker than Fartmir
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he's just a 3mph faster david willey

he's way less accurate, less clever, he's a stupid oaf and we'll never do anything in test cricket except bounce out asian manlets

does he even swing it both ways? i can't even remember because his bowling last summer in england was just so forgettable

Tea unfortunately isn't popular here. I'm gonna have to pleb out and drink some coffee

betting tip-

amir taking a 10fer + england winning the game

Vince never looks bad at the crease, I hope England stick with him for a bit longer

Will Virstatpad Kohli make 200?
Is anyone even watching WI vs India?

>PART TIME CATCH

>poonis

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cook
warner
kohli
root
shafiq
ashwin
sarfraz
woakes
amir
hazlewood
rabada

reminder of my literally flawless world xi

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Does daniel's band sound more like prog rock or post rock?

Post progressive doomgaze Tbh

>le obscure made-up genre meme

JUST

Drop Vince for who?

Is Sterc a more handsome wog than Shitriques and Stonis?

James Hildreth

>Ballance actually has fans

england literally have two good batsmen, lucky for them it looks like they'll both ton up this innings

kp

why the fuck has he never played for england

Trott

Because he doesn't play for Yorkshire/ Middlesex/ Lancashire

Bring back Bell. He can actually play spin.

How many double hundreds have been scored against Holder now ? Is it a record yet ? lol

For a whole 20 balls

Are you impressed with Kohli's knock?
He's seems like his good form has carried over from pyjama to test

Passed your question on to the experts lad

when will windies stop being terrible.

Probably never Tbh

They're the victim of weak economies and small populations

soon

but that's always been the case.

>cant even get ashwin out

why did shafiq marry this

But it's only become a problem with the growth of T20 leagues and other sports in the region

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dont be judgemental m8. Maybe she has a nice ass.

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Maybe it's love user.

>first Indian captain to get a double century outside India

Geez they really are home babbies

technology gave way to strong, intelligent white men basically working cricket out at a much faster rate than their darker skinned counterparts. cricket is essentially a game of intelligence and working out how not to get out, and in fact all bowlers are a lot more similar than people realise in terms of skill level, it's the run scoring that this shitty game boils down to as the game is heavily rigged in their favour anyway (what with the tiny stumps and overly long pitch). michael holding was probably no better than jerome taylor #elitetruths

Love is a literal meme. I have never """loved""" anyone in my life.

I mean if elite talent like him are getting down with that then what hope is there for me

That's why I typed maybe.

cause he's a nice person and so is she

>being shallow
>2016
literally pleb

Elite truthbomb: rick dresses like shit

could have done worse Tbh

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literally down with this dead, semen slurping point

baseball is way more nuanced, multi- dimensional and actually offers a reasonable contest between bat and ball. cricket is literally just primitive baseball, it's completely retarded

Why did Cock marry a 5/10?
He's a good looking bloke Tbh

fuck knows what goes through cricketer's minds

Jesus

Her bone structure is scaring tbqh.

She's at least moderately attractive though but he could do a lot better. I got Cummings on my handsome XI

looks like she just got out of a concentration camp from the boer wars.

100 year old Melisande tier body.

Out of all Australian cricketers you can tell just by this photo just how far removed he is from the vacuous social etiquette of elite sportsman (i.e. marry some supermodel bimbo purely for appearances/vanity and deal with the inevitable divorce, media coverage and bullshit from the girl). You can tell that pair is gonna last for a long while.

I guarantee that he would be the exact same as them if he met her when he was a test cricketer and not a pitch curator playing grade cricket

>you can tell that pair is gonna last for a long while

she should be case in the Gremlins reboot

>7NB
>2WD
Wahab is finished.

kek

>Anything you'd like to debate Bumble?
>I bought some great organic compost

Bumble on senile watch

Do cricketers really eat cucumber sandwiches for lunch or is that just a meme?

Cucumber sandwiches are common with afternoon tea but they probably have a selection of others too like prawn cocktail sandwiches

I know the Australian team and teams touring Australia literally ate nothing but curry from the late 90s till about 2005
Their old chef has an indian restaurant near me and he has signatures and memorabilia from literally every international player that came to Australia during that period on display there.