Sup Forums, prove you aren't under the age of 18

Sup Forums, prove you aren't under the age of 18.

>40% of you fags are

>nobody proving
You fags really are children

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I don't fall for the "Your mother will die in her sleep" posts or make up immunity cats or any shit like that.

does it even matter?

I don't really know what "thot" means, nor do i really care about the new slang these days in general.

In my day we had to noko

this and sage was a thing

Nobody cares

Child spotted

prove you aren't

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test meme plz dont rteply

how to prove im over the age of 18 hmmm, i guess i could tell you that knowing how to turn on colored lazer gun shots in golden eye 007 for the N64 made me tha coolest kid on tha block fo sho

If you don't reply to this post your mother AND father will both succumb to a long painful death.

Aaron Carter used to be a big deal

fuck you nigger

I have a draft card

I know what to do with a casette tape and a pen.

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>I don't know if this proves anything

I'm vegan

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>34
>Married
>Going grey
>Got a 4 yr old boy due to start school in August
>No social life for the past decade

Who the fuck would claim this rather than claim to be an active 21 yr old fuck machine.

>pls kill me

>prove you aren't under the age of 18
I'm 7,519 days old

I listen to Rainbow

I clicked that I am over 18 after getting mums permission to sign up for the disney website.

I bought "A Brave New World" for my own personal reading over this last weekend.

Bills. Bills everywhere.

Fag.
Sixteenth Century Green Sleeves FTW!

I know my first phone number by the clicks made when dialing on our shitty pale/lime/drab green wall phone... and when someone else got on the line with me - fucking nosy brother.

I didn't make this thread.

>I bought "A Brave New World" for my own personal reading
A well known summer reading book assigned to kiddos, and it's summer right now.

I've seen 15yo being more adult that people in 30s, also am old enough to understand that everyone else is just a fucking waste if oxygen and world would be better without them. Especially the Paki shits pretending to be British

let's see..

I still have a goldeneye cartridge, I remember pepsi blue, I remember the sega channel, i had Nickelodeon shoes, and I remember Amanda Bynes' show with the fuckin lobsters.


..27.

That just proves you can use a calculator.

I remember the Alamo.

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I remember when Smells Like Teen Spirt was so popular that they were even playing it on rap stations.

I saw pokemon the first movie and got the mew card.

I was born the same day Kurt Cobain an hero'd

I dont feel the need to justify myself
Oh fuck

no please i love so much my mum and my daddie please dont kill them

im a licensed insurance producer in the state of michigan

See, my school assigned it for ap classes during the year, classes which I never took, it was recommended by a friend who had read it, and I actually bought it for myself. Alright, how's about this:
I like Rush, Metallica and Primus.

My proof is that I can tell you with one Ronnie James Dio is. Second from the right.

Here's a dick pic. If the mods delete it because cp then you'll know I'm underage.

Mods!! That's some babies dick.

installing MS office on win 95 took waaaaay too many floppys

fuck yea pepsi blue i loved that shit

There we go. Doubling as my proof. I know all the words to 'that's how I beat Shaq'

FTFY
> I was born the same day Kurt Cobain was assassinated by Courtney Love.

Yeah ima need your tits out and a timestamp, thanks.

I remember back when YouTube was actually a nice thing.

Then why you dont kill yourself?
I mean whats your hope

I remember the Alamo.

>my school assigned it for ap classes
>"Brave New World" for ap classes only
>ap class only book
Wow, how fucking retarded was your school? The book isn't hard to comprehend but I'll save you the spoilers.

>assuming I'm the girl in image
Found underage b

hello there, balding british amirfag

Yeah but once you got the sweet, sweet Start button, all was right in the world.

Pools closed

Missingno.

I use words like "fam", "tbqh", "nigga", "thot", "bae", "lol", and "xD" un-ironically.

I'm in the military

Wtf does the q in 'tbqh' stand for?

I bought these

quite

pencil you ignorant fuck

Back when all that was on youtube was nigahiga, stick figures, techno music. When myspace pages looked like youtube and vice versa, and everyone was emo. When techno and screamo were all people talked about. When flip phones like the sidekick, juke, and chocolate were all the craze.

Last few times I filed taxes I got back about 700 bucks cause I'm a minimum wage slave

regan was president when I was born and he went to my high school.

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I'm in the Army.

Sesame street special on ecological awarness, circa 1994 AD

watch this on CN

>Cites the well known band Boston but shows Breaking Benjamin directly underneath
Hmmmm not convinced

I own clothes older than that.

How many dicks you suck every morning in the shower?

I invented the name for ''DIRT''
and the name for ''Dinosaur''
and ''oral sex''
..and
''sex''

I played with

I am old enough to say: I am.

That's fucking retarded

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Don't make fun of Sensei. She just wants Hachiman's D.

Lonely cakes are for loving, not bullying.

no

Nigga, that shit was so disgusting they gave it away for free at schools across the country.

can't remember it that well, but wasn't it just an OK button and restart?

I was drinking beer that I purchased legally on September 11th, 2001.

Isn't it?

Very. Don't get me wrong, I'm not dumb, but my school was. My friend group was the biggest waste of potential you've ever seen.

Would an underagefag click agree, retard :>)

There is no way it's just 40%

You bish, I want that

Ancientfag

how do u even pronounce that? or do u mean just writig? tbqh = to be quite honest? im no native speaker btw

A while ago on some porsite I clicked no when they asked me if I was at least 18 years old, just to see what happens.

Is that what happens in the army?!?!? Sign me up!!

prove it, where would you find this?

I listen to skillet

I hate this fucking generation.

>tfw I am a self loathing millennial

Checked friendo