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Pray for Graham edition

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>be Irish
>ultra Irish nationalist but don't mind the English
>English/Brits no likey
>Scots want to colonize us
>Welsh want English to colonize us
>Northern English always try to murder us
>southern English are the only cool kids but the power behind the murder
>EVEN FUCKING IRISH PEOPLE HATE ME BECAUSE NIL GAILGE AGAMSA

im stress

fucking hilarious how interested joe rogan is in the most inane things. he is right about most things he talks about as well

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hey guys

>White women

hair's just gotten long enough for the school shooter middle part

>be shitskin
>be born in the People's Democratic Republic of Algeria
>realise its 90% desert and 100% shit
>post on the british section of a cantonese basket weaving forum
>try to convince people that you're an alpha
>post pics of your face
>everyone makes fun of your giant forehead
>decide to leave your desert shithole
>but where to? France, Germany perhaps?
>nope, fucking Thailand
>moves to a tiny shack near the red light district
>move there
>end up spending all of your money on prostitutes
>not even on the sex just the meals and gifts they ask for
>still claim they love you after
>still post on /brit/ about how you're alpha
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>Do you know Linda or Graham? Or the other woman? Get in touch by emailing: [email protected]

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might have a bit of fun with this hehe

'noon

ah yes BPD

i hate having social anxiety
all i want is to be liked and have lots of friends

Am honestly a bit embarrassed for him

>using facebook to contact people
just keep it going to keep track on the qts la, would've quit years ago otherwise

I like you m8

>tfw no autistic tay tay gf

poo won't come out again lads

>autistic

she just has learning difficulties

On the way to the Tottenham Villa soccer match lads

>I am a criminal, here's my confession
>call the cops lmao, at least I got a sick burn on you

shrieking

he's easily the most autistic person to ever post in /brit/

shake it about

i don't like this poster

Me to the right of tay tay looking disgusted

If I'm going to be honest, the Algerian is right about one thing and that is is that it's very affordable to live in Thailand. You can get a proper meal for 0.50 European cents, coke and drink is cheap and so are prozzies

me in the background showing complete disdain for the normie drones

screens gone a bit crazy lads

"I intend to seek a career in xxxxx industry, and I expect these courses to assist and benefit me in doing so."

>see all the lads snapchat stories from last night
>they were all at an 18th of a girl I know
>I wasn't invited or even knew about it
>they including she was at my 18th

Horrible kind of feel, you really find out who your friends are. Think I'll just ghost all the cunts.

business idea: move to thailand, shag lots of prostitutes/ladyboys and eventually hang myself once I'm bored

HNNNNGGGGGGG it's coming!

Girl on the left is pretty. Shame she's fat

capri sun boy i got the juice

Faulty graphic drivers or GPU memory.

are you ok?

That's because their average income is lower, as soon as his savings run out and he has to get a job he's fucked

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no one said it wasn't. you just can't act like you're an alpha pussy slayer when you're in a place like thailand where you can trip and fall into a pussy.

Yeah, but the country is full of people like you.

would like great getting blacked

hello roastie

>spend all day on Sup Forums or playing wow
>suddenly paranoid to go out in public
>if I havent done either for several days I almost become a chad, going to bars with friends talking loudly being the center of attention slapping people on the back etc

My mind is so fucked that if I'm not around normies for even the length of a day I suddenly degenerate into a socially paranoid schizo.

Because you're a killjoy

Where is the profit part?

He'll pull through

don't know how i managed to go to the one school for 6 years and come out with no actual mates

>Cheating deserves a severe financial punishment
Literally sharia tier.

Fuck off proxy

roasties reeeeeeee

why would you not talk to your friends over it? it was her party, not theirs

I came out with 1, it happens to most people m8

Nah they're a bunch of cunts who can't handle the banter and too stuck up each other's arses with their group chat shite

theres obviously something wrong with your brain

now Sharia tier would be a stoning

if i'm being honest i just want a big fat cock up my arse

same ahahaha

I technically have mates but they don't really like me

business idea: get an online professor job in a western country, move to thailand, make 10x the amount as an average thai, live like a king

Because you're a bitter Irish hating autist

>tfw people actually invite you to events

Those cunts stopped inviting me anywhere in the past few months anyway

Cool, thanks la. Will incorporate your first line instead of my "positioning" bit

iktf :)

>sunday 3pm

i don't hate the irish :/

>work tomorrow

There's your problem.

Perhaps, but vigilante fines in the order of thousands of pounds for being mean to someone is retarded. I can't think of other countries where adultery is seen as deserving an actual punishment beyond social scorn.

my brother's mate did some foreign engineering job in china but made a western salary (80k+) while living there. must've been a literal billionaire over there

haven't worked since early November
going back in 10 days though

cheaters should be hung

>bank holiday tomorrow

get in
had loads of time off recently

hanged

t. Billy no mates with severe aspergers

>bank holiday tomorrow

Why would he walk to her place every day?

very nice

My sister teaches English in China and gets paid enough to live comfortably whilst also travelling around East Asia. She's not living like a king but apparently she only spends half of what she earns.

unacceptable

You can't blame everything on Billy you taig

>tfw my sisters locked up in the hospital for mental illness
>tfw vent about it to my friends
>they kind of utter their sympathies
>acting a bit odd because of the stress
>last night they were all bullying for my weirdness

"Might makes right" mantra of the n*rmie

I'll go abroad, become a millionaire and make my own party with celebrities and cocaine, that'll show the cunts

HOWLING and SHRIEKING at the runts ITT

probably never even kissed a girl, meanwhile I'm texting 10 girls at the same time

this is it lads, pray for me.

So a neighbour/friend/relative doesn't see your car parked in a strangers drive you fucking amateur

remember when shorts and leggings on men was a ting

...

I kissed one once when I was really drunk and she was drunker and I wasn't paying her to fuck other men.

Except they can only understand extremely basic English. There's no skill involved you runt

hypothesis: Algerian persona is actually Thailad trying to ruse everyone

I wear leggings when I'm at home
they're comfy

don't like this meme

excellent

There can never be peace on Sup Forums until the foreign, oppressive normie presence is removed, leaving all the abnormie posters as a unit to control their own boards and determine their own destinies as a sovereign people, free in mind and body, separate and distinct physically, culturally and economically.

Burst out laughing

Penis popping like a rocket screaming off to god

does your tushy look good in them?
if yes post it pls

pics

I'm male
and I don't think the unpaid custodian would be a fan of my bulge

nice chin

who /street light interference phenomenon/ here