ITT we laugh at the fact that Jews actually convinced an entire country that cutting a bit of your dick off is not only...

ITT we laugh at the fact that Jews actually convinced an entire country that cutting a bit of your dick off is not only natural but a good, healthy idea.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
webmd.com/parenting/baby/news/20141202/cdc-endorses-circumcision-for-health-reasons
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847
cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731
cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682
healthcentral.com/drdean/408/60750.html
cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/
cirp.org/pages/anat/
foxnews.com/story/0,2933,285532,00.html
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2005.00070.x/abstract;jsessionid=E233A9E106A9
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2006.06646.x/abstract
english.pravda.ru/science/health/27-03-2006/77873-circumcision-0/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=14979200&dopt=
altermd.com/Penis and Scrotal Surgery/buried_penis.htm
drgreene.com/azguide/inconspicuous-penis
msnbc.msn.com/id/22096758/
voices.yahoo.com/human-foreskins-big-business-cosmetics-201840.html
thewholenetwork.org/14/post/2011/08/does-circumcision-cause-erectile-dysfunction.html
youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
discord.gg/zShGPDW
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

But they cut their own dicks too.

uncircumcised master race

FUCK off eurocuck it IS healthy

>posted with my proud patriotic circ benis

>it IS healthy

When you're a pre-medieval sandnigger with no access to water for weeks and smegma builds up under your dick skin with no way to clean it out.

Not when you're a 21st century white guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8

i have foreskin... and i litteraly have thanked my parents for not fucking up my dick.

kek

Yeah, the time period changed what is healthy. There's been plenty of studies, they all say that cut is healthier, in particular it reduces the likelihood of contracting an STD. Keep on rockin that third world aardvark and trying to justify it though...

the reason they do it is to reproduce faster.
there's smuffins wrong with me pepe put it in ur vagini sort of tang

I don't think you know how STDs work.
If you put your dick in someone with an STD, you're gonna get it regardless of whether or not you have a foreskin. Are people really this fucking stupid? They believe anything.

Jews are evil. Weather at 11.

Cutfag here who just had his first child, a boy, born Thursday. I was adamant about him not having an elective surgery to have Jewcock. I'm doing my part to help un-normalize genital mutilation. Also, pee porn.

>be little me
>foreskin is super tight, can barely see the eye of the snake
>hurts when I pull it back so I figure it's not meant to go off the glans
>years go by
>be 12 or 13
>start fapping over foreskin because still don't know any better
>pulling back still hurts but notice foreskin starts going off the glans bit by bit
>one day decide to go all the way
>much pain is endured
>glorious glans revealed in entirety
>shock and awe ensue

To this day I have no idea why nobody ever noticed I almost had phimosis.

Now I am 42 and blessed with short and tight foreskin. No unsightly loose skin when flaccid, looks circumcised when hard.

what did you expect from muritards?

Well done good sir.

Hurah! Good sir!

webmd.com/parenting/baby/news/20141202/cdc-endorses-circumcision-for-health-reasons

They prefer to be called Amerikikes.

You're invitied to google the studies yourself you know.

I tend to believe science you retard.

>Yeah, the time period changed what is healthy

It most definitely did, but keep defending your bronze age practices, and don't forget to circumcise the girls too - women who can't have sexual pleasure are unlikely to be unfaithful!

I'm a natural cut, your argument is invalid

I don't think it's stupidity, I think it's just damage control and denial because their parents literally violated their human rights as babies.
I'm not even sure whether I should laugh or just pity them. They will make up any excuse to justify an irreversable procedure that is not necessary at all in today's society.
Same thing goes for wisdom teeth removal. So unnecessary it's just dumb.

Butthurt cutfags detected. Sorry to hear you got circumkiked. Have fun putting foreskin into facial cream.

>circumcision
>2016

So washing your hands and cooking food wouldn't have prevented diseases 200 years ago? You are confusing what is healthy and what our current understanding of health is...

>less likely to get STD's

OK, a comparable argument is that foreskins are better, because they protect you when you put you dick in a hornet's nest.

but both arguments are invalid, because DON'T PUT YOUR DICK THERE

every dick related problem comes from having foreskin

It is a good, healthy idea you stinkin' cocked smegma fag.

That isn't a comparable argument, both dicks would get stung. Read the study, cut dicks are less likely to catch fucking STDs.

So you'd cut off your left arm so you don't get any arm-related problems in the future?

Or you could not be a nasty cunt and put a rubber on it.
Jesus Christ you Americans are animals.

Not true wisdom teeth have to be removed when they grow sideways and shit.

retards have preferences?

>So washing your hands and cooking food wouldn't have prevented diseases 200 years ago?

That's a retarded non-argument.

Circumcision has lost its relevance as a pro-health practice because everyone has running water and soap these days.

It's like we no longer exile people into the wilderness when they have typhus, because we treat them with antibiotics.

Yeah, that's how things work when you find out your girl cheated and caught herpes. I like having the extra odds in my favor thanks.

ok, this is trolling now. that is not an accidental misunderstanding of an analogy. good luck in your endeavors.

Thinking this is just a Jewish practice.

What a fucktard.

Why don't you cut off your toes to avoid ingrown nail problems in the future?

You could still walk without your toes, you know. Not as gracefully, but still.

if you're enough of a cuck and your dick is small enough for you gf to cheat on you, then you deserve all the STDs in the fucking world

Cool story man I am glad it did t end with you having to get your dick amputated.

It's not a non-argument. Healthy is healthy no matter the time period. The knowledge of a particular "healthy practice" may or may not exist at the particular period in history but it doesn't negate it as a healthy thing you tool. Circumcision has not lost it's health relevance, the CDC study that was recommended in the early link was from 2014.

My dentist told me the same bollocks too my friend, don't worry.
I just completed a course of gum and jaw excercises and my wisdom teeth turned out fine.
It's pretty well known that its just a scummy business technique to drum up money from people who don't know any better

Unless your dick looks like this she ain't gonna care

>pic very very related

>lemme just mutilate my cock because it's a healthy practice when you live in sub-saharan africa and have a habit of fucking aids monkeys

️ CUCKED
️ KIKED

you can remove your stomach too and live. and think about all the stomach problems just going away!

The dentist told me i won't have any so i am fine.

kek

It was a shit analogy tbh.

hey hey hey!
always happy to drop these:

>Circumcision linked with sexual difficulties
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947
>Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977
>Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847
>Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/
>Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902
>Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731
>Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/
>Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682

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kek

we all love links, right?

1: Cumdumpsters enjoy uncut cocks more than cut cocks.
Source: healthcentral.com/drdean/408/60750.html
cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/

2: Fapping feels better.
Source: cirp.org/pages/anat/

3: Circumcision sensitivity.
Source: foxnews.com/story/0,2933,285532,00.html

4: Despite the reduced sensitivity, cutfags last just as long as uncutfags when fucking.
Source: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2005.00070.x/abstract;jsessionid=E233A9E106A9
A6D724B4E3606446784E.d03t01

5: Cutfags have a more difficult time fapping.
Source: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2006.06646.x/abstract

Which was the reason it was promoted in the USA.
english.pravda.ru/science/health/27-03-2006/77873-circumcision-0/

6: Increases erectile dysfunctions.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=14979200&dopt=
Abstract|

7: If too much skin is removed in circumcision, it can make the cock smaller since the dong needs some skin to expand during an erection:
altermd.com/Penis and Scrotal Surgery/buried_penis.htm
drgreene.com/azguide/inconspicuous-penis

8: Circumcision does not lower chance on AIDS.
msnbc.msn.com/id/22096758/

9: Circumcision is more hygienic.
Partially true. But who the fuck doesn't clean their dick? It's a three second job you do when you shower so this is not a valid argument. Stop being a lazy nigger.

10: Circumcised foreskin sold to cosmetic manufacturers for profit:
voices.yahoo.com/human-foreskins-big-business-cosmetics-201840.html

11. Erectile dysfunction 4.5 times more likely to occur if you're circumcised
thewholenetwork.org/14/post/2011/08/does-circumcision-cause-erectile-dysfunction.html

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That's a huge load of sophistry and dialectics, but I guess you need to rationalize your parents' decision somehow.

youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
and this for pure enjoyment

You're just jealous that your dick looks weird

Not only am I cut, but I decided upon it myself at the age of 14. I was convinced that it was weird that I was uncircumcised, and that pretty much everyone was.... Looking back, I wouldn't go through the procedure again if given the chance, but I wouldn't undo it either. I don't think parents should choose for their kids.

jews and those they cuck

t. white folks

>I was convinced that it was weird that I was uncircumcised
>I was convinced
who needs brain anyway? just remember to vote

>so far in the bullshit he thinks natural dicks look weird

stay cuck americuck

/tread

s much this
just look how much fun you can have with the skin
now imagine a simmilar gif with a cut dick. you throw those cheese chips at it and they just bounce away. so much for fun...

discord.gg/zShGPDW

come visit b dick general.

...

Ummm I've been with girls, and every single one is grossed out by uncircumsized dicks. They don't like them. So stop fooling yourself

/thread

>Ummm I've been with girls
stopped reading there

Nigga every dick I saw was cut. I was brought up around jews.

so you thought that your foreskin is some birth defect...

are you me?

laughted more than i should

This is completely irrelevant unless you fuck prostitutes.

Looks like he has dickcheese

love how JEWS have convinced Amerikikes that cutting part of your dick off is a good idea... fucking retard jew lovers...lol lol

you arent even trying

>he doesn't shower

Oh Carlos! You go over the wall last.

Washing my hands used to be such a chore so I decided to have them chopped off. (Dictated to my brother)

some of us don't have an option you idiot
it's like tonsils, some have to remove it, some have no problem. My dick used to hurt like hell, my pee sometimes felt like i was releasing satan's hot spit through my urethra and on top of it all, i'm pretty sure that it used to get filled up
with what later i would found out was smegma
so yeah, shut the fuck up and suck my circumcised dick, fimosis free dick

I don't know why you uncut fags think that cut fags mutilated their dick. I can honestly say I've had multiple women tell me they would be freaked out if they saw an uncircumcised penis. And on top of that I've had probably 80% of girls I've been with say that I am more than big enough. So prove to me that you are somehow superior to me fucking faggots

>I've had multiple women
stopped reading there

Lets admit it guys, cut penises looks ugly as just fuck

>this
if guys arent sucking/riding your cock who cares

Woman prefer circumcised penises.

>FACT

Oh so only faggots care about this issue?

Uncut look like a scary tentacle monster tho

Yeah. Keeps the dick cheese away.

since when is not having foreskin an issue

>Literally no other species on earth performs an operation on themselves at birth.
>Only species that does is also the only species that has religion
>mfw stupid jew cunts still think its natural

Most women I know think uncut is gross

What if you were paid to have your wisdom teeth removed?

>Only species that does is also the only species that has religion
and wars, and hate, and pollution, and is self-destructive

>knowing women

normies leave

>american women
That's because it's the norm there.
In my country its unusual to be cut, and girls I know say that cut cocks are strange.

Women prefer circumcized.

It's proven to reduce health risks like STD and cancer, regardless of the smega issue.

Sensitivity is a debatable issue. Tho you may have a higher sensation it's all relative and lasting longer in bed seems to be more important to the sustaining of a relationship.

Not just arguing because I was circumcized as a baby personally. Just presenting facts and logical argument. Thank you

This is bullshit. My family had a few orthodontists in it so all my dental care is free. I have a larger then average mouth and it was determined I had enough room to keep my wisdom teeth if I wanted. However, I was convinced to remove them to avoid them moving my perfectly aligned teeth. I don't need to break bones or rocks.

>women prefer circumcised
>brainwashed American women where circumcision is the norm prefer circumcised
Ftfy

Haha I wish my circ looked that good. What a joke, I've never seen ANY circ that has that much skin left. Everyone's shit is two-toned like some metropolitan ice cream. What a joke.

Yeah because monkeys, or any other species, is actually smart enough to do any medical procedure

>Be me
>Uncircumsized
>Realize that for some weird reason it isn't normal to be normal at around 13
>Also start jerking off at 13
>Discover an amazing secret once I start jerking off
>In locker room
>Kid sees my dick and says "HAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
>I put my imaginary fedora on and explain to him with a large grin on my face and dick slowly gaining hardness "You see, my dick is normal. Yours is the mutilated one. Your parents decided to cut off part of your dick when you where young, because some foreigners thought it would get you closer to god a few hundred years ago."
>The boy looks puzzled "Uh ok thats cool orry for being mea-
>I cut him off "Excuse me, I wasn't finished." my dick is now at full erectivity and the head of my penis is protruding from my foreskin staring him dead in the eys
>I say "Because I still have my foreskin, I can not only masturbate easier, but it also acts as a barrier to things that could hit my sensitive dick, but that's not the best part...
>I bend him over one of the many benches in the locker room and press my member onto his anush
>"The best part about it is..."
>My head begins to pierce through his rectal opening
>"It is believed Shrek also had a foreskin."
>My whole body turns green, I gain 400 pounds and strange ear stocks protrude from my now bald head
>My cock grows to 1 ft x 1ft, demolishing the young boys asshole
>in my now irish accented voice I whisper to the boy "Oi, this aint a foreskin no more.. its a fiveskin."