5 first words that you never say on a first date!
Ill start:
"I'm going to stalk you"
5 first words that you never say on a first date!
Jaxon Lee
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Sebastian James
"Let's talk about politics."
Aiden Stewart
Mexico will build that wall.
Isaiah Clark
I'm a cis white male.
Asher Hughes
"Can I sniff your panties"
Isaac Barnes
Can I fist your ass
Jonathan Stewart
I visit the site Sup Forums.
David Green
I love you so much!
Caleb Cruz
I actually did like OreImo
Chase Garcia
Check out my anal warts!
Isaiah Lopez
The fuck are you talking about? That's a necessity! I want to find out on the first date if she's a keeper or not!
Jaxson Wright
I'M A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!
Anthony Gutierrez
You niggers are not funny
Easton Bennett
it just doesn't come up
Hunter Davis
I like blokes too, are you into pegging???
Luke Sanders
nice, thats my sisters name.
Evan Bennett
Parker Sullivan
Do you remember Shasta McNasty?
Asher Morris
OP here, x to the d my bru
Ryder Walker
I love wearing soft diapers.
Dominic Murphy
>implying I am dating material
Gf OP
Jackson Edwards
Your friend is really pretty.
James Moore
You could lose some weight.
Juan Jones
I just want your sister
Adrian Wilson
projecting much
Joshua Bailey
...
Thomas Wilson
Did Hitler do anything wrong?
Chase Ward
i killed my last date
Leo Hernandez
"I'm not going to stalk you"
David Robinson
>
Asher Brown
I actually said something similar
>Hitler is the main reason Germany pulled itself out of economic crisis
we had a long debate and the date ended with me fucking her on her desk at her office after hours. Best part is she is a receptionist.
>tfw Hitler was my wingman
Dominic Flores
you just cant win with women.
Mason Morris
Want to see my fur suit?
Jordan Thomas
Hope you're into anal, baby
Jack Myers
I'm unemployed and have depression.
John Howard
" I get next dibs, dad!"
Eli Young
Anime?
Michael Garcia
>sister's name
>mother's name
>ex-girlfriend's name
>girl I dated in high school's name
>grandmother's name
>aunt's name
Seriously, if you come from a family with more than five females in it you're kind of fucked.
Cameron Wilson
"So, I'm on Team Instinct..."
Chase Gutierrez
I would totally say this to playfully tease her
Julian Price
I live with my parents.
Dominic Foster
I'm voting for Hiliary Clinton
Elijah Rivera
Dad, your dick is huge
Isaac Allen
jet fuel melts steel beams
Asher Perry
My parents are gonna love you.
Owen Davis
I have a sister complex
Chase Hughes
Who the FUCK are you texting!?
Ryder Lee
My hap-penis is inside you.
Jaxson Carter
What's your social security number?
Zachary Torres
This fake fantasy reeks of your cheetos and virginity.
Elijah Jones
I have 3 sisters, a lot of exes, two grandmas, and one aunt
Thomas Carter
Islam is all about peace
Jaxson Sanchez
You bring Molly or not?
Jordan Fisher
XD
Dominic Morales
don't worry about condoms baby
Brandon Smith
Mee so horny, suckie suckie?
David Ross
You like Trump right?