ITT: we are in the twin towers and when someone rolls trips, 9/11 happens

ITT: we are in the twin towers and when someone rolls trips, 9/11 happens.

Hello, fellow business man. How is your day?

Mighty fine! Thanks for asking. I'm gonna grab a coffee downstairs. You want some?

ALLAH SNACKBAR

Sure glad it wasn't my turn to get coffee today

morning, day is swell. how about yours?

i love my job

hey guys whats up

Just dandy, gentleman. I would like some french vanilla coffee please.

Did you hear about this guy, Osama Bin Laden? This guy is wacko

good choice

Man, I hate my job so much. Sometimes I just wanna jump out one of these windows, ya'know

i can't wait to browse Sup Forums after day of work

i really hope those fancy steel beams are sturdy.
wouldn't want this building falling down you know...

It's such a beautiful day outside.

Thank god I didn't call in sick today

HERE COMES THE PLANE

*walks to grab some water and talk about the latest episode of everybody loves raymond at the water cooler*

Just a bunch of fake news

...

you wish yellow nigga

This whole internet thing is just a hype.

Alright Mr. President, everyone is in position. Now just hold this kid's book.

ALLAH AKBAR

>Sometimes I just wanna jump out one of these windows

then why don't you?
you need some incentive?

indeed, the family misses me after working for a straight 4 weeks. really excited im getting vaction tomorrow.

allah HUAKBAR

aloha snackbar

Hello sir, just got it refilled

ALLLLLLLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUAKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

blood for allah

so close

Remember guys, we have a meeting in 8:35 AM.

*PULLS OUT HIS BOXCUTTER*

Mr. Goldstein isn't here! Where could he be?

Oh man, me too! I was going to call in sick so I could watch my wife and kids fly in from Los Angelas!

the religion of peace strikes again

lolo

Why is everyone praising Allah? Anyways, who here is gonna go buy that new Jay Z album after work?

Jimmy? Is that you? Good lord I haven't seen you in ages man! How've you been?

hello infidels

Kaboom

888 detected

Oh don't tell him but i got a surprise for his birthday today

retry?

*walks in and lays a new project on your desk*
Yeah, about that vacation... I'm going to need you to come in and put in some overtime. We really need this done, and I want to look good in front of the partners.

ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

trips i call

Rollin!

Sorry for slacking off, I needed to arrange for my brothers to come pick me up

fags ruining the thread kys

My wife has always been afraid of air planes and I don't know why

triple naught or bust

Oops

I like cheese

Allahu Akbar infidels.

i got fired for sexual harassment. doesnt matter Im enjoying my last month of toonami before the cable gets shut off. have that shit recorded on vhs!

...

Just want some halal fastfood.

100 off

Can't wait for my paycheck today!

Can't wait to go home!

awh man the family is gonna be REALLY disappointed...

Pretty good Brian! I just can't wait to get off work to see my amazing family. They really are the best.

check em

anyone watch office space? boy, that's what a job feels like....

Yeah, my wife always complains about security!

Oh Hajeet you tell the funniest jokes

i gotta piss, be back in a sec

niggers

Praise the mighty Allah! Mohammed out!

Hey, thanks man, uh appreciate it. Mets are looking strong don't you think?

ALAHU AKBAR

Today is going to be a good day.

Allahu akbar

Uh, guys, is that plane supposed to be flying so low?

my office sure could use some air conditioning

Jason!!! I need those spread sheets by 12:30

autism rolls for the win

It's time

Hey Seth, I need to call you back, I'm late for my flight.

It's a Bird!
It's a Plane!

What you working on Tim?

1st jet

Sorry, i'm indian and forgot how to pronounce it. I meant, i love you snackbar

Do ya?

god i gope we all blow up and die

Jim, did you finish that spreadsheet report? I wanted it on my desk at 10:45am. If you don't finish that report immediately, this might be your last day in the office!!!

Man when I heard I was going to be working in a construction firm I thought I would be doing work outside! Then they told me it was office work so I guess I did end up getting an INSIDE JOB.

off by one

Anyone seen that Jared guy?

hold the elevator!

ALLAHU AKBAR

Ah, lovely! Oh and before I forget Jimmy, how's your wife doing? Wasn't she like sick or something?

The fuck u just say?

Man everyone is so up in arms about aeroplanes today. Hope my wife caught her flight in to see me today!

my b

Ah nothing, just a presentation

Hey everybody!

Just letting you guys know the elevators are out of order, that means everyone has to use the stairs until they're fixed!

IM ON IT