Imagine being Brazilian

>Imagine being Brazilian

What's that like?

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It's somewhat like this

I imagine a comfy treehouse village in the jungle with vine swinging as the main form of transportation.

Also post native brazilians

this

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[urge to colonize intensifies]

I wonder where those natives got those squat machines
hmmm

kek

They just squat the men.

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Natives can't go to the gym in Brazil?

Being tsundere to Portugal.

If they want their native status no

Bigots

Actually its the opposite, if they go live in the city with the other people they just become normal brs

Half of all dentists in London are from Brazil. Whats the deal ?

Here our natives can live off reservation if they like but they are still natives, they don't have to live in the forest wearing animal skins to keep native status lol. I see them in the city all the time shopping or eating fast food.

You tell me.

British teeth are basically logs, and Brazilians are good at deforestation

Shouldn't you be bleaching your anus ?

I should be, but I don't have a little sink specifically made for the task

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nailed it

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Fuck, now I'm stuck in my imagination, don't listen to OP, please help.

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She came hot, today I'm boiling. She came hot, today I'm boiling. Do you want to challenge us? I'm not understanding. If you mess up with R7 you'll get out with your pussy burning.

Kek'd at this post with that picture

hmmm

listen yank delet this right fucking now

scene of an accident in brazil
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Kek

both you and I know those are just some random pardas

well, we have a nice warm but sometimes too hot climmate
the hottest chicks in the world
futebol
it's good if you live in a rich or middle class neighborhood
but i'd rather be poor in europe or canada than rich here in brazil