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Euan, Hass, TT, Juve and Ameribets PLEASE come back to /bet/ edition

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Your superhero has arrived.

Please ignore all Dutch flags.

are you seriously just a euan sympathizer?

Wanting Lieberman to go =/= Euan bumchum
Please refer to this post:
How could you want someone like this to hang around our once comfy community? At least Albania was harmless

Why did bet get turned to utter shit while I was banned

Think this is close to the end.

PLEASE have sex you fucking freak.

>being this upset by words

pmsl

if you want him to go away maybe stop giving him attention to start with instead of crying about him

This. Lieberman enjoys this attention way too much. Word has it, he's using a British flag as a wank cloth.

>reading through old /bet/ threads from 2013 and 2014

Fuck, where did all these people go

Are you thick?
This is a messageboard, if not words then what else is going to make me despise a poster?

This is a good point. If you read through his keksec__org account on Twitter it's obvious he loves attention and will do anything for it. That's all he wants.
Don't wish to speculate on his upbringing or his real life (or lack of), would rather go to bed without nightmares of some freak

Was going through the archives myself earlier.
This needs updating

>Flatanon all the way to the right
I am PMSL

Hes definitely had a bad run but still does better than most these days

I was memeing, tbf I think we all agree that Flatanon is extremely knowledgable on horses and racing. It's just the nature of horse betting that you're not going to get many winners. Really don't think it's all that profitable desu

The point is you are over-reacting and acting like a cuck. Just filter the flag is it's upsetting you THIS much.

verdbrefastofan losing ANOTHER bet. pmsl, no idea how he thinks he can be a paid 'tipster'

>ameribets is shrewd

stop this meme NOW

Samantha Stosur over 2 odds is a steal imo

>acting like a cuck
Fuck off with your shit tier meme. /bet/ has never been about that dire shite.
Like to think we're all mostly level headed blokes here. Not shut in morons living in some fantasy world

>Albania as shrewd as Hass
>Mcdonalds Frog on the 'cunt' side of the scale
Who made this?

>i've been on /bet/ all summer and now I know exactly what it should be like!!

Feel ill knowing there's sweaty teenagers like you on here.

you are probably the guy who reports all the Tinder posting too arent you?

>euan
>shrewd

I post most of it.

what's the current state of /bet/ lads?

I did PMSL

how things change eh?

Autists getting mad at each other like always.

actually that's me, but only when euan posts them

Agreed. Got on at 2.5

In need of cleansing.
Update it. Put Albania across to clueless next to Juve.

I like it how it is

Reminds me of the (slightly) better times

Literally only needs shifting. Nothing needs to be added. Maybe TT.

two times in a row pegulla turns around 0-30 when she is serving

stosur seems frustrated

...

;_; w-why ?

>euan still ahead of jwest

needs more jpeg

I'd put me further to the left, I'm nowhere near shrewd

Holy shit pegulla is having the game of her life

NEED Derfell more to the left. TT is friendly.

ameribets is NOT shrewd

Euan isnt that much of a cunt anymore

pmsl. Fucking Stosur

>this Navi draft
Wew

did euan finally succumb to the banter and offed himself?

i'll be back in the upcoming weeks, just need to get some things settled. been living the normie lifestyle but i still miss you fellas.

OMG

where have you been??

From what I understand his worldie lost and his yield has suffered, the autistic jew trolled him on Twitter and he just had a massive mental break down and lashed out at everyone

Banned for doxxing the freak

NEED you back mate.

Disregard this.
Pic related is a more accurate chart.

>Derfell
>clueless
Pick one. That aside, this is mostly correct

But Albania is shrewd?

PLEASE put me in the shrewd category. Just on a horrific run.

Only marginally but yeah he should be moved over the line

No.while Albania does indeed know most the ins and out of gambling correctly, but he has proven to be unprofitable off his own bets. He is more of a worm than a bird.
PLEASE end this run and then maybe your position will be reconsidered.

Would take a small on USA slags -5 v Costa Rica, line was maybe a little too low anyway and Carli Lloyd returning is a big boost. Only a small though because the team is largely unchanged from the side that disappointed and only won 1-0 against South Africa however South Africa are still substantially better than Costa Rica.

i am pretty clueless, just very very lucky. I'd say that I'm rather friendly

>euan less of a cunt but shrewder

Wrong way round kangaroo jack!

dad died of leukemia a month ago, moved in with mom and younger sis, chose the path of the tesco shelf stacker for a steady pay. kept one eye open on the betting game though. is BT still around?

sounds like vintage euan, felt it was something along the lines, he's probably still here shitposting as user, it's PERManent

Working on a few things, model and analysis taken a beating. Also tipped too many things on an impulse. Tried out new method last few days with good results. 10 predictions, 8 wins, 2 losses. Good to go for Canadian masters.

Sad to hear mate. Hope things go well for you. Nope he's doing his dissertation.

That's fucking rough m8. Keep busy and it'll get easier

That Uruguayan's basketball tip isn't going badly so far.

Sorry to hear bro, hope you manage to pop back here often. You're a good lad Slovakbro

Who's White Lobster?

Pls no jinx's

He's just trying something out don't expect profit

Repoerted

kek I know that, but is he just waiting for the favourite to go above evens?

>Stosur

Rookie mistake, but what do I know, I tipped Paire the absolute madman.

Tinder SO fun.

DON'T DO IT

Who else is excited to bet on Fijians to smatter teams in the 7's and Aussies to smatter people in field hockey this olympics

Have you had much success yet lid

Last match was the best I've seen since Wimbly, and he showed some real fucking heart. I might have got on but I can never get a handle on Paire, and @2.5 isn't worth the risk

w-what?

got a couple of matches but mostly just enjoying the swiping lel

someone PLEASE lend me their FB so i can use Tinder

>Paire
kek

USA women v Costa Rica women, worth betting?

Perhaps

Just make a fake one, you daft cunt

an antsy little frenchman

also, my all IN on Detroit Tigers is paying off

The White Sox pitcher has 14 ERA, he's an absolute dud

Port Melbourne DC or Port Melbourne +0.75 AH looks to be decent for NPL today. Avondale played a couple days ago. If they play a depleted squad should be a top bet

okay, but what kind of pics are good to use? i heard selfies arent a good idea but i dont have any other pics, should i just go for a walk and ask someone to take pics of me?

>juveguy
>not top friendly

doesn't matter if you look objectively better than the average person

A little subtle, but you should get some (you)s

Just be wary that Port are absolutely DIRE away from home right now

this game is fucking pathetic

Which?

Can ye tell what it is yet?

Lime Murderer?

HE IS SO FRENCH

Really like Real Salt Lake today but the San Jose away from literally is LDLDLDLDL - Next is obviously draw.

But i really really like RSL, but the fucking pattern has me thinking it for the last hour. Dare i go against the pattern?

>lime
You could've said avocado

simply REFUSE to stop topping up on Trump

I hope you're just memeing

Someone PLEASE message @BettingScams asking what the CSL fix is tonight

Absolutely not memeing.

can't believe I actually bet on Paire for the 2nd set win