ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I went on Sup Forums today

im harambe and i am not kill

I checked your lucky dubs.

hotttt

why not?

Im thinking about raping my cousin

ages?

I'm in a close relationship with my family

i spronked too mony ronts today

I'm 23 and she's 18
Though she looks like she has since she hit puberty

I'm secretly not a pedophile, but I trick everyone in to believing I'm one.

I love getting myself to orgasm in weird places. It's all I can think about. I've done it at my desk at work, at friends places, at family, my boyfriend's family, and so on. I just rub myself through my skirt or under my jeans and try to keep a straight face. It works best at my desk at work or at the cinema or stuff like that. I think about weird places and moments I've done it while having sex with my boyfriend, it's the only thing that turns me on these days. I'm scared this is going to fuck me up some day.

how so? molest kids?

I KO'ed a racist I go to school with
I took all the cash he had on him then I pissed all over him and went and got drunk
He didn't come to class for a few days
I heard he went looking for some black guy thinking it was him that mugged him instead of me and the black guy put him in the hospital.
I'm thinking I'm going to tell him it was me just to rub it in.

I consider myself straight but I like to watch cute traps getting fucked from time to time

Pics or none of it happened

I jacked off in the loofah of my gf's stuck up mormon roommate when I was in college.

you and everyone else here

Idk how to use this

No I tell them I'm a lolicon

my cars friend tried to back me in the fingermom

I've cheated on my military husband dozens of times and I'm going to kill myself over it before he comes back from deployment in three weeks.

I like sharing my girlfriend with different people. That look on her face with her little smile from everytime she sees another person's cock turns me on so much.

ɹɐɔ s,puǝᴉɹɟ ʎɯ ɟo ʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ ǝɯ ɹǝƃuᴉɟ oʇ pǝᴉɹʇ ɯoɯ ʎɯ

Why not just take out a life insurance policy on him and then kill him?

Do it and live stream it, faggot. I can't wait to watch you suffer. Hopefully he steps on an IED and doesn't have to deal with you killing yourself.

pretty normal. not full exhibitionism but you love the danger of getting caught.

just into masturbation though, not sex?

I like porn

is this meme status? because it's been coming up every fucking day but I have yet to see a pair of timestamped tits

I masturbate multiple times aday and I'm worried it might make me impotent

I fap to futa and traps.
I think my female cousins are pretty hot (didn't grow up with them) but I wouldn't rape them. I'd totally fuck them if they were down, though.

I've never exactly told him but yeah I'd love to have sex in public. I've hinted to it sometimes but he didn't respond to it. There's a clip of a girl riding a guy on the beach, she has a skirt on so you don't see it too well but it's clear they are having sex, and it's my ultimate fantasy.

I like to fart

I hate on what everyone loves on the internet just to make people mad.

We'll she knows I have feelings
But "we're family" is what she says

what a pathetic uninspired "ultimate fantasy"

try harder.

I've posted it a couple of times

That makes no sense, why would I kill him?

i want a qt trap that can cum from his prostate and marry him

...why?

Almost had the chance to dry hump my 7.5/10 cousin

Sometimes she gets kinky and I can touch a boob or ass grab, not for too long. She also talks a bit dirty, bragging on how big her tits and/or ass is and she ain't that bad :^)

I've been lusting after my friend's little sister since she was 11. She's 15 now and I want nothing more than to cum all over those D cup titties

Then do so

Im an opiate addict and been on suboxone since march. My family has no clue and I feel ashamed but ill never tell them.

then yeah, completely normal. probably half the girls I've been with have got off to sex in public to varying degrees. I like to mix it in with some D/s and punishment.

Easy fetish to have, very common, and easy to be safe - just dont be a fucking idiot about it and you'll never get in trouble. Don't do it at work unless you know you're safe, best to avoid around good friends/family, but at the cinema/park/restaurants/in the car? go wild

You kill him instead of yourself because as a woman, the object of your guilt isn't actually your actions, it's your fear of getting caught. So when you kill him, your puny woman mind will be guilt-free.

Trust me, I have seen it countless times.

yeah, I remember. mason, georgia.

going to assume bait until tits come out sometime.

Today was my gf's sister's 12th bday. As a gift from us I gave her oral sex. It was her 1st time, couldnt make her cum, she was too nervous/uncomfortable. Tried again a little later and she was relaxed enough to fully enjoy it and orgasm. I enjoyed it just as much as she did, she has an awesome little pussy

today i fucked my virgin asshole with my wife's vibrator while stroking my cock to hot tranny porn. Hot bitches fucking other hot bitches with their big cocks. Took some warming up, but I came while pumping my ass to the same beat as the cock slamming the asshole in the video. shit was good.

find out meth from a far group of friends doing it since last 3 months 8-10 times in a month.we were three dudes they never had the money i was the one that was buying all the ice and weed for the last 3 months .I have spent like 300$ in that period.But when i got in some money trouble those motherfucker dont bother to include me or give fake excuses .I know i am the one whose fking retard .someone whose have any other story like this ?
Needed to get that off my chest

My family and I have an incestuous relationship...

PROVE IT

how old are you? I took the v of my best friend's 12yo sis, I was 16

try to leave it .i have meet a lot of peoples addicted on opiates they all talk about one thing that they want to leave it .but they fear the physical withdrawal that comes with it.Be strong i do ice from time to time it better because its not that addictive as opiates

also got dubs. a lot going on for you, user.

You want me to send you a video of me fucking my mom or something? Not going to happen.

Dubs for the win.

You better not be lying my nigga

You don't have a sister?

I send my gf memes and say "oh how weird is this?" etc

But really I'm laughing for a good 10 minutes, thinking about her reaction to the meme

i hate my gf, but can't break up

You lucky bastard. 21 now. She's had a nice body since I was 16. She doesn't know and pretty sure she wouldn't go for it but have since learned that she fucked with older (20+) dudes since she was about 12-13

Why is she ur mom?

I have a sister, a brother, a mother and father.

Then how bout some sister action

Im in love with my friends gf.

Also i like to fap outside/in nature. I once fapped with -20C outside.

I'm secretly a little boy pederast. I love talking aboit it. I can't stop.

Sort of. She provides everything for me. Food, shelter, clothing, sex, etc..

Sure thing, let me just post a video of me sleeping with my sister on the Internet.

Implying you have video

I was being sarcastic

Im depressed but i cant tell my family

Eww... a normie.

My wife has been cheating on me for the last two years. I don't blame her. I've been over seas away on 'business' trips and frankly I'm also sleeping around. Only thing I wish was that she wasn't sleeping with my friend...

>consider myself straight
Trans-straight? lol

I can do it at work, we have desks in little islands and there's only someone in front of me that can see me directly but he can't see my crotch. I didn't know it was completely normal though

Thought my loofah smelled funny.

although i am racist the only woman i loved in my entire live was partly of jewish orgin.

I was one of the guys fucking my friend's wife until I saw her get picked up by a friend of ours that I KNOW has herpes.

That's retarded

Yep, I shouldn't have given the city

SS-Overseer Kreuger despisen. Wegtreten.

I don't exist. Everyone that can see this post has a shared psychosis. I sometimes show up as a bigfoot or a ufo siting.

For the last 16 years I couldn't stop thinking in a girl I met in an art school. Now I'm seriously thinking in looking for her to finally get her out of my mind.

only 1 way to find out if shes down for it or not...

our 1st time fucking wasnt very good, it was painful for her so couldnt rly do much, but still was awesome experience. I fucked her a few more times over the next month or so, she fully enjoyed it, fucked for at least 30 mins each time, used condoms most of the time

^English as a 2nd language found.

I gave my first blowjob in a back room at my mom's church before a Wednesday night service :^)

one of the most common around, just usually leaning more towards sex and less just getting yourself off.

Work is risky. People can walk quietly, you can get caught up in the moment, and a lot of places have security cameras. up to you if the risk is worth it to you.

I wouldn't worry too much about telling your bf. a lot of guys like it too, and if he's at all open minded he'd probably be up for at least fingering you under the table at a restaurant or under your jacket at the cinema.

I kissed a girl while being in a relationship

You keep coming here for attention. Fuck off stupid slut

Are you living in Serbia with Tupac?

>shouldn't have given the city
you gave the city out at least twice that I saw. sounds less like a mistake.

Yeah. That and the fact that I haven't slept in 20 hours

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

He asked me what I liked sexually like a year ago and I said I wanted him to put a vibrator egg in me and control it remotely while we were in public, but he was clearly not really into it. I don't know, maybe I need a better match sexually... I try to do stuff he likes as best as I can so... :x

Alright Sup Forums long time lurker. I have a story that I've kept for 14 years and have been waiting for this moment.
>be me
>13 years old
>be the biggest fucking faggot to roam the planet
>like, serious weeb shit
>live with grandpa who drives a truck cross country. Gone all the time
>have huge crush on this qt 3.14
>let's call her Amanda cause that was her fucking name
>in biology
>get assigned to work on anatomy presentation
>fuckyes.jpg
>tell her to come over to my house to work on it
>she's hesitant but agrees
>tells me her mom will drop her off on Saturday around noon
>"look for the gray Cadillac"
>go home
>jump for joy
>see note on table
>"hey user, got a call from Arkansas. Be back on Tuesday."
>I've got the house to myself for five days
>shit's gonna go down
>the countdown to Saturday begins
Shall I continue?

Coincidence?

I toss and turn in my sleep so much that I've woke the next day to find my waifu pillow across the room

ah yeah, remote controlled vibes are fucking amazing if you're into public stuff. I got my ex a pair of panties with a pocket that held the bullet right on her clit, I'd often make her wear it when we went out. Great fun.

Depends on how much sexual compatibility matters you you. If you think you can live with ordinary sex and he's worth it? fine. If it's just becoming more and more of an issue? you either need to get him into it somehow or jump ship.

Joke's on you, a ghost saps your strength and sense of touch before it throws your pillow across the room and rapes you.

He's a great boyfriend, I just want him to accommodate me like I accommodate him lol

Nah. More like being neet