How do you compete against THIS?

how do you compete against THIS?

You just eat the Zucchini and replace it with your dick. Problem solved

Only black masters with their mighty cocks can

>Im not swedish

>vaginal

Absolutely disgusting.

you've never had physical contact with a person huh?

Why would I give a fuck? I'd fucker with it then tell her to make me a sammich.

Man I'd do anything to be that celery.

cabbage*

Tomato**

Why would I want to insert a cucumber into myself?

my penis may be smaller than that vegetable but it is also warmer

by not been a capsicum

> I don't know what a microwave is.

you don't time to go die

Simple : turn 360 degrees away

Why would you put your penis in a microwave?

Black and 8.1" cock. I think I'm ok

There are other holes to fuck. i.e. ear for your micropenii

The cucumber doesn't thrust itself

With my dick.

With a watermelon