how do you compete against THIS?
How do you compete against THIS?
You just eat the Zucchini and replace it with your dick. Problem solved
Only black masters with their mighty cocks can
>Im not swedish
>vaginal
Absolutely disgusting.
you've never had physical contact with a person huh?
Why would I give a fuck? I'd fucker with it then tell her to make me a sammich.
Man I'd do anything to be that celery.
cabbage*
Tomato**
Why would I want to insert a cucumber into myself?
my penis may be smaller than that vegetable but it is also warmer
by not been a capsicum
> I don't know what a microwave is.
you don't time to go die
Simple : turn 360 degrees away
Why would you put your penis in a microwave?
Black and 8.1" cock. I think I'm ok
There are other holes to fuck. i.e. ear for your micropenii
The cucumber doesn't thrust itself
With my dick.
With a watermelon