Ask a black lawyer anything

Ask a black lawyer anything

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Nypa, dumbass.

got any weed on you bruh?

What do if caught smoking weed?

Dick pic?

did he doo nufin ?

did you steal your degree?

lolwat?

kek

I came here to play the game of "how many posts in to the thread until the first person to say nigger"

are you black?

No. And don't use black slang you white cuck piece of shit.

Feel ashamed of being a pot head

Why are all white people part faggots?

Other than fucking your girlfriend, no.

nigger.

Did you just say to yourself "shiiieeet, I spend nuf' time in da courts anyway. Mine as well be gettin paid to be here"

I have two questions.

Are you black?

Are you a lawyer?

wat?

Well, you lost.

>why are all white people fag got some?
Why are all black people drug addicts and criminals?

Do the blacks pay you or do you do it for free?

>black
>lawyer
>Sup Forums faggot
Pick one.....

Did he really do nothing?

No. University of Zurich and Chicago-Kent

That's kind of funny. But what's with the "Mine as well"? Is that African American Vernacular or are you just a dumbass?

Wait so this is just a shitty bait thread where some beta white guy virgin whose outraged at racism is thinking he's making a difference by posting these.

precisly

Can you represent me after you've stolen my car?

Thats "court room talkin' foo

Elaborate.

Because we have to deal with your cracker ass bullshit.

I'm not a lawyer for black people, I'm black and a lawyer. Most of my clients are white. Reminds me everyday that white people are inferior. Most of them sue their wives for shit that black women would never do in the first place.

Newfags

which university?
what kind of internships for law firms have you made? (dont know how is it in the states, in EU you do internships before your second state exam).
any cool court stories?
do you have any thoughts on the case based legal system

You're legit racist as fuck kill yourself

12. the answer was 12.

what's the biggest court case you've been a part of?

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Kill yourself please.

are you lost man? i think youre in the wrong thread

How should that make a difference? The reason I'm racist is that I think all races should fight it out. Blacks would obviously prevail. I have nothing against white racists. But why do you assume I'm white? Don't you believe there are black people on Sup Forums?

If you don't tell, yes I can.

yea , forgot that , nothing to see here people this guy is as black as my mothers tits (not at all)

What is your legal opinion of this?

youtube.com/watch?v=iidkoj5VTsY
>start at 1:20

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my sides

I am yes. And I don't hold grudges against racists in any other race. I find it to be the natural way. Someday we will fight it out.

>Because we have to deal with your cracker ass bullshit
There you go, blaming others for your problems, typical black person

what are your court skills gonna do for you when youre about to be hanged by 20 blood thirsty kkk members?

And you black people will lose because you're unorganized.

Is your best defensive tactic " it's because I am black there for I win"
Then you start oooger boogering at the judge
Then Turning around and pull out your .45 screaming black lives matter and capping 3 cops then walking out the courtroom with your knuckles dragging on the ground and you see a fat black cocking her head like a constipated chicken say'n he did do nothing wrong

AYO HOL UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN

YOU BE SOME KIND OF LAWYA N SHIEET

> cocking her head like a constipated chicken

zozzle to the lozzle

how is this a nypa request?

this thread just broke my sides in half

Exactly.

looks like op left his own thread

the kfc was ready

yup

He b studein dem programz n' shit

ok its confirmed op choked and died on kfc

False. Niggers are not allowed to get an education.

nar he cool he washed it down with some grape soda

shii i hope dat nigg ok

he all'ight he got some watermelon now

if you're black and educated, what the hell are you doing here, inside the asshole of the internets?

Will you fuck me in the ass?

they are allowed but are simply too stupid to get it

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As a nigger, how do you find the will to live? I mean as a physically inferior gorilla, how do you not kill yourself?

No. I'm not gay and not into white meat. I fuck white bitches from time to time but only to humiliate your race.

Physically inferior? Have you ever watched any sport?

As in physically inferior version of a gorilla

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Why are black women such ugly sluts? Is it because Jesus hates niggers?

They're perfect. And their pussy doesn't smell like a wet dog. I hate the smell of white pussy. Smells like spit.