How gay have you gayed, Sup Forums?

How gay have you gayed, Sup Forums?

>Be 16
>Be Skinny goth boy with smeary makeup
>Mildly homophobic but still joke with friends about things like rage fucking each other and sucking off and things like that
>Best friend's name is Jordan
>Skinny, gothy, long blonde hair, freckles
>One night we're invited to a friend Rocky horror night
>Arrive at the party, everyone is dressed up
>They demand we dress up too
>Girl I like is there so I guess I'll play along
>Jordan and I dress up in lingerie and makeup and all that shit
>Find myself spacing out staring at his ass
>He notices and makes a joke, I joke back and call him a faggot.
>Wake out to party, everything is going well
>People start drinking with friends after movie is over
>I'm not drinking because too young and scared
>People decide to play 7 minutes in Heaven
>"maybe I'll get to go with my crush"
>Guy next to me spins, lands on some other guy, people giggle
>They go in closet and made loud fake sex noises as a joke
>laugh a bit, whatever.
>few more turns go by, then its my turn
>It lands on Jordan
>Whatever, we'll just make fake sex noises too no big deal
>We get in the closet, people giggling outside and the game continues
>Chuckle a bit and go to say something to Jordan
>Immediately interrupted by him forcing me against the wall and kissing me
>Start to panic a bit and am just sort of shocked
>His hands are on my waist and his tongue is in my mouth
>Go to push him away, when he runs his hand over my crotch
>"Looks like someone's enjoying themselves"
>Boner is spilling out of underwear
>Wut.jpg
>He keeps kissing me and start to stroke me
>Feels so fucking good
>Fuck it
>Start groping him as well and kissing back
>He's moaning in my ear and I'm fucking diamonds
>"Aaaaaaand times up!"
>Shit shit shit

that's pretty gay. I'm sure you will burn in hell.

That's kinda hot, cont?

>Both laugh and hide erections best we can
>Sit down casually and no one says anything about us, just keep playing the game
>Decide to tell people we're gonna head out, say bye and shit
>Get in his car, drive to secluded spot in woods
>The second he parks he jumps me and start undoing my pants
>All sorts of mixed feelings but I'm too turned on to care right now
>He starts kissing me through my boxers
>I slide them off impatiently
>Grip his hair and pull a bit, he bites his lip and gives me this fucking sexy ass wanting look
>Lead his mouth to my cock
>Takes it all in his mouth immediately and start sucking me better than I've ever had
>It's only been like three minutes and I already feel like I'm gonna explode in his mouth
>He starts to stroke my cock, looks up at me and just says "please" with these fucking puppy dog eyes
>Lose it and cum harder than ever all over his face
>He start wiping it off and licking it up
>bfseibgsiebgsiuebsi
>Moaning still from orgasm, trying to catch breath
>He kisses the head of my cock and says "Faggot hehe"
>Smirk, then tell him to get in the back seat
>He complies, strips down first then lays on his back
>Lay on him and makeout, grinding my cock against his, whispering in his ear the whole time
>"You like that don't you, you filthy little whore" etc
>His moaning keeps getting louder and louder
>so fucking cute and sexy and idk why
>He digs his nails into my back and just moans this cute little pathetic moan like he's trying to be quiet about his orgasm
>Cums hard all over his stomach and my cock
>Half joking tell him to clean it up
>Sucks my cock till I cum again, this time he just swallows it all and called me "master" (an ex of mine and I were into that and I had told him about it)
>Hnnnnnnnnng
>Spend a few hours talking and cuddling naked in the back of his car
>Don't know how to feel still
>Fuck it I guess I'm bi
>hook up with him like every weekend for years when we sleep over

MOAR

I haven't gayed, nor have I straighted :(

i'm so gay I listened to chiru.no

those are traps and traps are not gay

You should try one or the other, both are pretty good tbh

jealous

f-faggoth

This is the faggotest thing i have read today.
And i gotta fap nao

>My place
>10 pm
>Family is asleep
>Drag out box of girls clothes and show Jordan
>Talk about liking to dress up and stuff (should have seen that as a symptom of gender dysphoria sooner but whatever)
>He's cool with it
>Yes
>Both dress up in girly stuff
>Me, makeup, short black dress, panties and thigh high socks
>Him, black tights, skirt, panties, girls tank
>He was so fucking cute in that shit
>Try to be quiet so we don't wake anyone up
>My father is a Mormon bishop and would flip shit obviously
>Start making out and doing some heavy petting
>Letting our hands wander wherever
>Stop for a second, grab a tube of black lipstick next to the bed and put it on
>Get back on top of him and kiss his hips and waist leaving kiss marks all over him just above his crotch
>Start kissing him though his panties
>He's biting his lip and watching eagerly
>Take him into my mouth slowly and start stroking while I suck, looking up at his cute blushing face
>Suck him off for like 10 mins till he cums
>First time I've ever done that, feels good man
>Cum drips down my throat
>Swallow and have a minor sense of accomplishment
>Get back on top of him and kiss him all over
>his hands resting on my waist
>Snuggle and pass out
>He wakes me up a bit later so we can go wash our faces and hide the clothes
>Put on PJ's and cuddle and pass out
>Mom came in while we were sleeping in the morning and took a picture
>"This is so cute, you two were snuggled up just like when you were 6"
>*sigh* "mom...

>traps are not gay

>cuddling

user pls my dick can only get so hard

>just like when you were 6"

I love midget gay sex

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Go back to school and learn how punctuation works fag

Was he a chill mormon bishop? Because I have know some douche bags and some really great bishops.

When I was in elementary school I:
>Fucked a guy
>Got fucked
>got my dick sucked
>sucked a dick

Shit was mad gay.

Gayest I've gayed. O have only gayed 3 times

1. Posting weird gay stuff of me on Sup Forums
2. Flirting with every gay guy I know (at least according to them I do unconsciously)
3. Finger in pooper

Dildo in pooper

>Jordan and I hang out at the mall all day, see our gf's, get food, etc
>Go over to his place to spend the weekend there
>eager as fuck to suck him off again
>12am
>His parents are awake later than normal, watching some shit movie
>Both horny beyond reason
>His dad is just as bad as mine
>No locks on the doors because fuck you thats why
>Fuck
>Decide to try to fool around anyways because young and horny
>Get in PJ's
>Get in bed with him
>Hear his parents blasting some shit movie still
>"Cover noise hehe"
>Press up against him, my stomach toward his back
>Start grinding my cock against his ass and teasing my fingers around the head of his cock
>He's dripping pre-cum like never before
>Lead my fingers up to his mouth and he quickly sucks it all off
>Fuck I love this shit
>Start to tease him about it and it sort of starts with us playing around like pinning each other down type of thing
>Start getting too loud without realizing
>He's on top of me
>His mom comes in to see what the "rukus" is
>She's a bit drunk and smells of wine
"Whats going on in here?

Yep. I actually had quite a few, but I literally (accurate) got rid of them

I fucked a guy, that's pretty gay right?

I once took a look at another man's ass

depends, did you call him by a female name?

Nope

Did you make sure to call him a fucking faggot? If so, it is more of a dominance thing than a gay thing

No but I did treat him like the slut he wanted to be

Sucked my friend's older brother and his buddies off when I was a kid and now I cruise the gay bars for older guys when I'm bored... so not very gay.

>Poker face
>"uhh, we were just wrestling"
>"Jordan, what are you 8? Don't wrestle on your bed, you're almost 17, just go outside and wrestle if you're not tired"
>OKAY!
>go outside, find secluded spot in woods next to his house (south florida so woodsy as fuck)
>Lay down blanket, strip him down, lay him down, and force my cock into his mouth
>"Get it nice and wet"
>He grins and sucks like a pro
>Feels so fucking good I don't wanna stop
>Position myself below him, pull his legs over my shoulders and tease at his entrance
>He's moaning and panting and I can hardly take it
>Push into him slowly and work in more and more
>"It hurts a lil user"
>Want me to stop?
>"No...just use some more saliva"
>Yes sir Pound his ass hard for about 15 minutes, gripping his waist and slightly digging my nails into him
>He's cums all over himself and nearly hits his face, most of it ends up on his chest and stomach
>Lick it all off of him
>In that moment I'd swear he was fucking sweeter than candy
>Continue pounding his ass, loving every second of his cute pathetic little moans
>Soon can't help it and fill his ass with my cum shot with the force of a thousand suns
>Both cuddle and enjoy afterglow for a bit
>"We should get back before she's not as drunk"
>Get back in, still sweaty and now grass stained
>His mom is passed out on the couch
>Yessssss
>Go to his room
>Decide to sixty nine for a while, I can't get off again so soon, but he fills my mouth and I lap it all up like a whore
>Makeout off and on all night and eventually pass out watching Clockwork Orange
>His mom never mentioned shit about us going out that night

>mom joins the fun
>had a threesome
>i'm now his father in law

I am a perfectly straight 19 y/o male.
I'm a theatre major and every year over the summer I do a show in austin with a bunch of other theatre majors from all over the country. Naturally the parties that come along with this are crazy as fuck. I ended up making out with one guy in particular several times during spin the bottle, and then we ended up getting 7 in heaven. Though we denied it through our teeth when we came out we were making out and jerking each other off the whole time and it was awsome. I now understand what they mean when they say sexuality is a spectrum.

>Was in locker room
>Guy who dosen't like me pushes me
>grab him from behind and press my body against his so that i can pick him up
>My dick slams against his asscheeks and then i toss him on the ground
>He goes to get up so i sit on his chest and my cock hits his lips
>He pukes and i get dressed as fast as i can and leave
>he never told anyone but i know he liked it

He was obviously asking for it

He never messed with me after that day. He feared the peepee

>Be 17
>be scrawny clueless shit
>autistic AF
>parents desperate to get me to make friends
>constantly dropping me off at houses of people they know in attempt for me to interact with people my age
>spend entire time playing gameboy

On one such occasion

>be dropped off at uncle's house
>has four friends over, all have their own sons and one daughter
>all 15-19
>all of us end up playing vidya
>except me, sit in corner and play gameboy
>Notice 15 y/o sitting in other corner reading a book
>awkwardly shamble over to say hi just so parents can't say i didn't try
>he doesn't notice me
>end up making him jump and dropping book
>le gay porn magazine was hidden in his book
>flops into middle of the livingroom floor as he yelps and gets everybody's attention
>everyone notices magazine
>I pick up magazine and look in it, oblivious to everybody watching
>"aw cool! I always wanted one of these!" I say.
>everybody be like WAT.png
>take no notice
>Magazine has pokemon article, reading that.
>15 y/o thinks I'm gay
>spends next six years trying to come on to me
>always over at my house
>parents think he wants to be my friend
>end up doing things just to shut him up
>at first
>starts off by sharing a bed one summer
>too fucking hot, sleeping in our underwear
>spends every night groping me and trying to get me to take off my underwear
>ends up giving me pokemon cards in exchange for watching me play gameboy naked
>ends up learning how to play pokemon (guy never even liked vidya) just to get my attention
>says that he'll trade me a Mew if I let him kiss me
>I agree
>gotta have dat Mew
>he spends ages learning how to get Mew
>finally gets it, I let him kiss me
>kinda like it
>already naked as per agreement for pokemon cards
>starts stroking me
>he blows me
>Our new thing becomes pokemon games and blowjobs
>eventually gets me to blow him for Pokemon Emerald
>i do it like a fggt
>cont.?

cont kindda hot

agreed

>be 15
>friend's with a kid a called sid
>skinny, long hair, glasses, looked feminine
>sleeping over at his house with a bunch of other guys
>have a few beers and smoke some pot
>get absolutely trashed
>go to his room and pass out
>wake up in the middle of the night
>feel someone's body behind me
>he whispers "Hey user..."
>its Sid
>too groggy so I just ignore him
>he inches closer and lightly shakes me
>"user..."
>don't respond
>he moves in even nearer and starts spooning me
>dont give a fuck cause i just wanna sleep
>lay like that for a couple of minutes
>he moves his hand slowly keeps on my waist
>rubs around slowly
>his dick hardens and he starts grinding my ass
>im wide awake now
>just feel like pushing his hand away and telling him to gtfo
>but something holds me back
>he stops after a couple of minutes
>nothing
>tinge of regret in my heart as somehow i wanted it to continue
>again he whispers my name and shakes me to see if im awake
>pretend to sleep
>he starts grinding again and this time he approaches my crotch
>he tries to feel my dick through the jeans

cont.?

bump

please

Continued

>Becomes daily norm to wake up to blowjob, play pokemon, have breakfast, have blowjob, play pokemon, have lunch, have blowjob, play pokemon, etc
>go on like this for a while
>guy (name is Justin, btw) eventually starts trying to get more out of this
>"user......I kinda like you...."
>Don't really respond, playing pokemon
>pretty sure my cluelessness really hurt him
>Justin doesn't come over for three weeks
>don't notice, playing pokemon
>see him at school, kissing another boy
>get really mad
>autistic filter broken
>11/10 rage-monkey anger
>break that boy's nose and three ribs
>Justin thinks it's because I'm jealous
>Justin had given him pokemon cards he was meant to give to me
>did it for the pokemon cards
>"I fucking can't believe you, user. You're so fucking stupid. I can't believe I ever thought I loved you!"

Yes

Jizz got on my hand once. Gayest I'm ever willing to take things faggots.

rip thread

I use kik to talk to dudes and send them dick pics.

>12th grade approaches
>Justin still mad at me
>take no notice, playing pokemon
>something clicks
>sexuality.exe has installed
>start jacking off
>thinking back to when we used to touch each other
>get cravings
>look up porn
>not the same
>bump into Justin at school again
>still angry at me
>we stand awkwardly in hallway
>see he has pokemon cards on him
>".....any new cards?" I ask him
>"....yeah......Lugia......" says Justin
>bell rings
>fuck that, there's pokemon cards
>we hide in cleaner's office
>trade cards
>get naked like old times
>before I can look at my cards, Justin tackles me
>kiss me all over
>kiss him back
>moaning and grinding all over the place
>diamonddick from all the frotting
>"....I-I......missed you....." I tell him
>he cries like a baby
>"I missed you too, you autistic idiot."
>we fuck for the first time
>I empty my load into his perfectly round, plump ass

We've been together every since. Nowadays we play pokemon Go and find alleyways to make out or fuck while we're out.

>my hard dick is straining through the fabric of my jeans but it isnt much relief
>he keeps at it for a while and then stops
>my heart sinks again
>the excitement and anticipation is too much and i consider asking him to continue myself
>however im reluctant to get up and confront sid
>sid moves his hand again and approaches my crotch again
>he tries pull down the zipper on my jeans
>but it isn't budging
>he inches it down a little but it doesn't give full access
>my heart is pounding
>never had a homosexual thought but this is turning me on
>he forces the zipper down after a few minutes of careful movement
>and greedily shoves his fingers in
>unfortunately i've got my tighty whiteys on
>he gets his hands on my hard dick and vigrously shakes it
>my ass is still being grinded upon
>im throughly enjoying it
>feels like bliss
>im almost about to come
>inadverntly moan
>he jerks his hand away and puts some distance between us
>whyyyyyyy
>i lament the loss of my sexual release
>consider getting up and asking him to continue
>but dont want to freak him out
>i lay there hoping he'd come back and he does

>this time he tries to undo the button on my jeans
>but just won't come undone
>he continously tries for a couple of minutes
>i can feel his beating heart on my back
>reach the conclusion that i have to change my position to make that button come off
>i try to turn like a natural sleeping person give him access
>but that freaks him out too and he stops for a couple of minutes
>each minute feels like an hour to me wondering if i would get to bust a nut this night
>but he catiously comes back, making sure im asleep
>this time he easily undoes the button on my jeans
>my hard dick is pushing against my underwear
>he quickly pulls down my undies and grabs my dick with his delicate hands
>i almost explode in his hands but control myself
>he pulls down the foreskin and examines my precum filled dickhead
>then feels up my balls
>starts to jerk me off slowly but firmly
>nothing has ever felt so good
>the taboo turns me on further
>barely 30-40 seconds go by before i cum on his hands
>he keeps his hand and in place as i release my jizz all over
>he pulls my underwear and goes away
>i drift to sleep after a while

My cock has never been this hard. Thank you.

Have you guys done anything since?

how much gay stuff goes on in theatre ?

yup

Nice. Care to share anymore stories?

gimme a while to type it out

I went out with a guy for 2 months... And it was shit.

I feel like we're the only ones in this thread now, but I'll try to keep it alive

I don't know what country you're from, but using " means inches, not years.

>be 18
>not sure what I'm atracted to-willing to try everything-self
>party night
>obviously drunk as fuck
>get in uber with 2 other guys and female friend
>grill sits in front and us three guys sitting in the back
>i was on the right, relatively new friend in the middle, common friend on the left
>me ready to pass out lay my head on middle guy's back
>smells good
>out of nowhere left guy grabs my hand and puts it between his legs
>he knows that I'm not completely straight but I know that he is
>decide to not say anything about it and pretend I'm asleep
>he starts moving my hand around his inner thigh
>take it from there and let my hand venture around
>start making out with middle guy's back at this point
>lefty is suddenly diamonds as fuck
>my fingers feel his hard surprisingly large dick in his jeans
>let my fingers tickle around his head for a bit
>I had my eyes closed the whole time and I could tell he was enjoying it, I was at least
>his dick gets warm and starts twitching
>unfrotunately we were back at the uni dorms by then
>we just say bye to each other and go back to our respective rooms
>shower then proceed to fuck myself with a dildo and sleep right after cumming

Those are closing inverted commas to mark the dialog of one of the characters. What a stupid fuck.

Why didn't you say anything after the ride?

>Being this retarded

Buuuuuimp

Fooled around with friends from 2nd to 8th grade.
Sucked a guy's dick at a party when I was super drunk. Woulda got my rocks off in return, but whisky dick is a real thing.

aight continuing from where i left last

>wake up in the morning
>a couple more of my friends stuffed into the bed but not Sid
>Just start to gather my thoughts about last night as Sid casually walks in
>"Oh, hey user. You passed out early last night. Everything alright?"
>i get stunned for that moment
>haven't decided if i want to beat that fag up for raping me or not
>"Uh-....yeah" i stammer
>very conflicted about the situation
>couldnt even talk about it to someone
>i just try to forget about it
>see Sid at school alot as we moved in the same group
>could not decide wether i wanted to beat the fuck out of him
>or just fuck him (admiting i enjoyed sexual contact with a man was an unimaginable thought)
>i just tried to act normally
>next week
>get invited to a party by my neighbour
>go there and do the usual get drunk, dance, talk to people
>the host tells me to come to the porch if i wanted to smoke some blunts
>go out there and see a couple of blunts being passed around
>unfortunately all the seats are taken
>i look around i see a very stoned sid sitting on one of the chairs,laughing at me and calling me over
>"Hey user! Have a seat.."
>wow thats nice of him...
>i plop my ass down on the chair....and sid sits down on my lap
>we try to communicate as well as two very intoxicated individuals can
>most of it ended up in one of us really laughing
>all of this while we were smoking blunts too so the conversation was getting more garbled
>each time Sid laughed his ass moved across my dick
>remembering last week's incidence i was getting incredibly turned on
>and everything was getting extremely hazy

bamp

go on

>i remember Sid peversely groping my arms and legs while talking dirty
>"user...you have strong arms....can I lick them?"
>then he licked my arm
>he should've been very aware of my hard dick right now
>around which, he was purposely still moving his butt
>the sexual tension was through the roof
>Sid was just wearing basketball shorts
>i stealthily tried to maneuver my hands to feel up his dick
>his dick, like mine, was at full attention
>this lust was a new sensation for me
>high out of our minds, Sid and me somehow made our way across the part and ended up in one of toilets in the house
>never had i felt such a urge to fuck someone so bad
>i lock the door and we start to make out
>sid undoes my jeans and underwear while kissing me
>and starts to stroke my dick
>after a minute he suddenly stops and
>pulls down his shorts and starts jerking himself off
>he get on his knees while still stroking himself
>and pulls my dick in his mouth using his other hand
>i almost explode right there and then
>HNNNG
>he handled my dick like a pro
>moving his tongue around
>squeezing all the right places
>those 5 minutes in his mouth were mindblowing
>all this while he was jerking his own dick
>i was moaning and grunting
>it was almost time
>my dick couldn't resist any longer
>and i tried to utter a warning but nothing came out of my mouth
>my dick burst out in Sid's mouth and he swallowed everything
>Sid's dick also exploded when i came and strands of jizz landed all over the floor
>he licked my dick clean and stood up to kiss me again
>i tasted my cum in his mouth but kissed him back anyway
>we get dressed and everything and prepared to go out
>i was freaked out by the chance of someone seing both of us walk out togther
>but thankfully no one was outside
>we went and sat down on one of the couches
>people were leaving and others were passing out
>i remember going to sleep with Sid's head in my lap

I need someone like Sid in my life. I bet he's cute af

Bumping with pics for a less boring thread

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Fuck sid suck on my diss
I'll slide my dick into your life and fuck you til you die
Don't call it rape call me the homo-phone
Call me up and I won't give your bitch ass a bone

a picture of me, how gay have I gayed?

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Not gay enough, gotta see that hole

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Yup. Cute little slut disguised as a bro. Perfect combination.

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Your eyes must be completely gone with that eyephone
Open them shits and see how much of a faggot you are
Not the bundle of sticks
Butt the one with dicks up his

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Anyone at least lurking?

moar

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>cumming multiple times

thanks for the story
shame its not real

That is just the cutest thing ever...

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ill probably post later
the thread is dead

Well me and my boyfriend had sex just last night so xD

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>>he just swallows it all and called me "master"
Jesus Christ it's hot in here...

>perfectly straight
>theatre major
calling bullshit, right here.

Let's see, did 'cleanup' for a 4some I was in (3 males including me, 1 female)
Crossdress frequently and go to the adult arcade and suck dicks
Whore myself out and get paid for sucking cock.