Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch

Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.

>be Janeway
>go out on three week mission
>somehow fuck up so badly end up in the Delta Quadrant, on the other side of the galaxy
>violate the temporal and prime directive over 9k times per episode
>murders one of her own crewman
>encounters borg
>collaborates with borg
>kidnaps a borg
>forces borg to seperate from the collective
>when she gets home instead of being tried for her war crimes she gets promoted to Admiral cause daddy is one too

inb4 prime directive doesn't matter because Delta Quadrant

Also

TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>ENT

prove me wrong.
>pro tip inc
>you can't

i never thought of it that way....

"we can't violate the prime directive"
"its probably not even that important anyway, fuck it"

>>kidnaps a borg
I would have kidnapped that borg too. She could assimilate as much of my semen as she liked.

Enterprise is actually a great show. More realistic. Archer gets beat the fuck up/tortured in half the episodes and kicks ass.

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pic related the 2nd best thing about ENT.

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VOY>ENT>DS9>TNG>TOS>TAS

also coffee > earl gay hot.....

the first best thing about ENT was this fucking guy. He could be funny, scary, intimidating, all on a whim. Great actor, best reccuring actor of any star trek series.

Who did she kill again?

trips speak truth

He's fucking awesome as Weyon..

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hear hear!

the Vulcan, not Tuvok, the one that worked in engineering. Vulcans go through like a sexual violent stage when they get horny and he wanted to bang the klingon chick I think?

Any she murdered him.

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Fuck yes I forgot about that.

Wrong


TNG>DS9>VOY

Enterprise is not really star truck

Did she murder Ensign Vorik?
In what episode?

goddamn if I can remember his name, he was several episodes, (if not a couple seasons), before he flipped out

fucking kek haha he literally became "my wife's son"

I can't find any evidence of this, memory alpha doesn't list him as dead in Voy. He gets beaten up in that mating ritual episode (the one with the caverns).. but he doesn't die.

Weyoun>Weyoun>Weyoun

hold up ill find it sec

What about when Paris and Laneway get evolved de-evolved then have sproglets and remember then never say nothing about it.

Voyager was ass!
Ds9>ENT>TOS>TNG >----------- all unofficial Star Trek fan films> ------->Voyager

/thread

Definitely rates higher than 7/9

Trollie Hell

>Put the Bait down step away from the Hook

Last episode he stars in is Renaissance Man, and he doesn't die in that one either.

We don't speak of the episode "Threshold"... it's not canon... *ssssh*

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The Doctor is in fellas

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yeah this an the episode with the borg kids. fuck i just reminded myself of that....

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TOS > *

Can't argue against Kirk being the best captain.

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Close!

DS9>ENT>TNG>VOY>Rest

I might have liked TOS if I was born ~1960

The optics are so bad they disctract me from the plot. Its like trying to taste a good vine while floating on an ocean of piss

this is what happens when you put a woman in charge

DS9>TNG=VOY>>>>>ENT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TOS

Rated with standard metrics that make for a great show:
DS9 > ENT > TNG > TOS > VOY

Rated with metrics that make for great Trek:
TNG > ENT & DS9 > TOS > VOY

Also, my first child was born last Thursday. His name is Benjamin. And here he is holding his first toy :)

she is a woman, therefore not responsable for her actions.

just ask Hillary

have you not rewatched the remastered releases with all new special HD effects?

checked and grats my man!

Jeffrey Combs is legend

Erm no new fag.

TOS>>>TNG>VOY>ENT>DS9

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Eh, VOY>DS9>ENT>TNG>TOS

All else is for plebs

There is no justice.

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Grandfather Neckbeard, detected.

shes also a terrible cook

I ain't even trollin! The only thing I liked was Jeri Ryan and after rewatch img it recently it's god awful and a Hottie alone cannot carry the hot mess, especially the deus ex machina that was it finale! Worse still that was the end result of the trek tv timeline!

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she didnt kill vorek, you fucking autists.
she did however forcefully seperate tuvok and neelix when they were merged by a transporter malfunction to the individual tuvix.
and tuvix really didnt want to die. so I guess that who the OP meant

Well, after the Pon Farr episode, in which he tries to fuck Torrez, he's never seen again.

tell me your favourite TOS episode. I will watch it right now. I will probably hate it, too.

And it cant be Khan or tribbles, because everyone knows those

probably this, it's the only thing that comes to my mind as well. I do remember the vulcan freaking out when he needed to get laid but do not remember him getting killed by janeway

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Neelix ruined every scene he was in.

>nevar forget

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StarTrek
Beyond

Sulu Becometh Faggotis Maximus Homos sexus

Thanks George Bill don't talk to your faggot ass face for a reason

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she sent brad dourif on a suicide mission

wut

holy fuck thats right

Deep space nine was shit. End of story

I don't understand why DS9 gets such high marks on Sup Forums every time one of these threads pops up. It's a fucking soap opera.

Agreed.

Truth. Great character.

TNG>TOS>ENT>VOY>DS9

He made Grand Nagus and Rom episodes more tolerable, at least, as you could always count on him lowering the floor.

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Babylon 5 was better

Trips for the hot cyborg ( technically a cyborg by terminology right)

This is now a get thread.

Character development became just as important as plot development to the point where the antagonists, nornally just the "big bad" in most series, was as well developed as principle cast members. If you can't relate to personal interaction, then it's because you suck at life.

Garak was awesome

u wat?

yeah totally right!!

RIP Tuvix.

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Squire of gothos. First Q encounter for the win

Fuck now I'm depressed. She was hot

What? Replaced by duplicate at birth? Where did that happen

It's the only Trek series that was arranged like a proper story. Most episodes were connected to one another.

Also it was the only one that dared to explore the dark side of space, in depth.

The prime directive didn't apply because she wasn't even in her own actual Timeline to violate it.

"Great scott, marty", harder TNGfag

i hated that charakter so much

RIP Tuvix

I want a holographic daughter like the doctor...

wut?
Are you retarded bud?
Janeway was in her own timeline, just not in her own quadrant.
Try harder voyager cuck,

Like a huge book you don't want to read cause 90 percent of it is to set up the good 10 percent. 10 percent of dp9 was good and everything else in it sucked.

there was an alternate universe thing where 2 voyagers were trapped in some paradox bullshit. kim and newborn naomi died. the janeway of the most badly damaged voyager sacrificed her ship and crew to end the paradox, and sent her ships kim and naomi over before destruction

thats also my opinion
i dont understand the many people here who takes it to top
characters suck
no spaceship instead station suck
but i didnt look it from the beginning only random episodes

Gamesters of Triskelion. The sexy alien chick went on to do porn.

But the end of the show showed a different timeline. The final outcome was the real timeline I guess?

Right right. That episode was fucked up

lrn2temporalmechanics

Tfw I actually liked enterprise

i liked it up until the temporal cold war shit ruined it

lol the reptile space nazis was so fucking stupid.
Voyager already tried that and it was dumb as fuck.

DAD?!

Iliked this character, wondered why they stopped the whole pholx/cutler thing. then i read her wiki page ;_;