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Dylan Morales
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Blake Myers
How many of the meme AOTYs did you enjoy?
Brody Martinez
Meshuggah is not djent, but Leprous is.
Discuss
Sebastian Carter
Bruce dickinsons took iron maiden to a whole new level
Camden Thomas
real men only listen to GLAM and SLAM!
Cooper Evans
I thought this was a fun album, even if a little djenty
Jaxson Carter
7
Sebastian Wood
All of them except Meshuggah, Wormrot and Zelda Metal
Dominic Richardson
START THE HOLOCAUST
THE REICH WILL RISE
Camden Gomez
>no Nails
Nolan Martin
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
Liam Peterson
i really liked the Oranssi Pazuzu, Cobalt and Schammasch
Kevin Cooper
Wtf I hate Sabaton now
Austin Adams
This guy is a prime example why everyone thinks black metal is only enjoyed by cock sucking liberal limp wristed nu males.
Nolan Richardson
>Leprous is djent
Are you still trying to force this meme
Also their new live album is fantastic
Isaac Russell
mollest tthe walls
Austin Rogers
>mfw listening to Saor
Christopher Reed
>unironically listening to post-second wave BM
This is exactly what cock sucking liberal wimp wristed nu-males do
Grayson Hughes
It isn't?
Parker Smith
So what's your meal aoty?
Adam Peterson
Meshuggah is djent tho, pussy. Get over it, it's just a label anyway. You're free to enjoy it, just know that it's Djent.
Gabriel Jenkins
a real man listens to first wave
Landon Watson
anybody still doing doom december?
Jacob Ramirez
leprous is post-djent
Jaxon Cook
this desu senpai
Jaxson Cooper
This. Also there's nothing wrong with second wave as long as you expand past "muh burzum" and "muh mayhem" and "muh darkthrone"
Luke Cruz
Nobody was ever doing that
Andrew Stewart
Actually Meshuggah is the only djent band that has ever existed, and they even stopped being djent around 2008.
Levi Stewart
Just another example of why atmoblack and blackgaze are the bane of metal
Chase Walker
Pic related, but slightly reluctantly, because everything else has been """ok""" at best
Strange how Dungeon Synth got its own (really fucking stupid) general and yet we didn't do the Doom December this year. Poor Doom.
William Perez
>Pic related
Aaaaaand I didn't include the pic
Anthony Johnson
who was more patrician?
Liam Martin
All the ones I heard except Insomnium and Saor were at least decent.
Dominic Ross
>one great song
Benjamin Clark
Not a meme tho, Leprous is djent in the same sense that Botanist is black metal
Joshua Hill
Hellhammer is crust punk though, not black metal. They just influenced second-wave and that's it
Jose Lopez
the kid with the winger shirt
John Jenkins
>Hellhammer is crust punk though
Are you trying to troll the deaf?
Gabriel Powell
>acdc shirt vs metallica shirt
beavis obv
Hunter Gray
>Hellhammer is crust punk though
absoludely ebin
Benjamin Stewart
>tfw Defeated Sanity wrote literally the greatest death metal song of all time (Verblendung)
>tfw Defeated Sanity perfected death metal production on Disposal Of The Dead
Why do other bands even try
Blake Evans
...
Luke Carter
>this is djent
Ayden Ortiz
>Poor Doom.
fuck doom metal mate, I'm so over that shit. doesn't fit the December aesthetic at all. Suppose November doesn't quite fit for BM either.
Grayson Lee
Reb Beach >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kirk Whammit
Nathan Rivera
that dog ain't dead
William Fisher
you know what fits the December aesthetic well, mate?
IBM
Brandon Cox
Pantera is djent
Zachary Gutierrez
>I'm so over that shit
you tell 'em grrrl
Ryder Adams
can we have more sabatonposting please and thank you
Aiden Cooper
kip winger set a demo tape out to try and joint the alan pasons project
really makes you think
Ayden Young
Hmm.... this doesn't sound like Meshuggah
James Parker
Doom metal is more November than Black metal
Robert Adams
>Strange how Dungeon Synth got its own (really fucking stupid) general
Stop being a gigantic faggot and make a doom general then instead of crying. That's all the DS guys are doing.
Hudson Jenkins
Post nice slams
Wyatt White
nothing but glam july when?
Dominic Cox
>We are blind
>To the world within us
>Waiting to be born
Connor Collins
I found a post in the archives earlier that hardly got any replies at all. It was a idea of Sabaton doing a concept album about slavery
1848 IN THE DEEP AMERICAN SOUTH
COMES BARKING ORDERS FROM THE MASTERS' MOUTH
"YOU'RE GONNA WORK FROM CAN'T SEE AT DAWN TO CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT
GONNA TEACH YOU THAT HARD WORK JUST ISN'T FOR WHITES"
SLAVERY
EXPLOITATION
NIGGERS IN THE PLANTATION FIELDS
HARVESTING COTTON IN LARGE YIELDS
WORKING AND TOILING ALL THEIR LIVES
SOMEDAY THEY WILL FUCK THEIR MASTERS WIVES
Levi Bailey
Agreed.
mmmmmmmmm-hm
True man, every Christmas season I stack old IBM computers all around my house. So comfy.
Jaxon Evans
I think it comes from Dance Of December Souls
Then again there's Novembers Doom
Jose Stewart
>july
>not April
April is the glammiest month
Levi Sanders
Steel Panther is the best glam metal band in history, other then WASP because they can't be compared to mere mortals
Discuss
Nathan White
>tfw you still own an IBM computer
>tfw you used your IBM until 200-fucking-5
Luke Wilson
i can hear joakim singing that and its wonderful
Michael Gray
Do all hues like yourself have an IBM in the favela?
Adam Bailey
whatcha list'ning to, faggots
James Davis
i miss the visual aspects to metal it seems the 90s era killed them to appear "mature" tfw i had a 486 ibm until 1998
Henry Cox
no, just me and computer nerds
kids made fun of me for that shit
and favelas are for BRs
Isaac Cox
>September Sun
>October Rust
>Novembre / Novembers Doom
>Dance Of December Souls
Doom metal really shouldn't be listened to in spring and summer
Cooper Ramirez
>preacher
>huemonkey
he's alberto barbosa
Connor Peterson
It's an autumn genre if there's ever been one.
Autumn - Doom
Winter - Black
Spring - Thrash
Summer - Death
disagree? fite me irl bitch
Henry Evans
Make me like metal. I'll listen to 5 songs.
Hunter Brown
Remember when the Pantera boys were making fun of memesteen and trying to give him donuts? That was pretty funny.
Jack Martinez
was that a pun on Fernando Pessoa? Or whatever he called those alternate names
Thomas Sanders
well conceptually, terminal redux is basically one big song so start there
Camden Jenkins
Camden Wood
>Make me like metal.
Make me.
Wow such original visonaries, no one has ever done that before
Wyatt Wilson
Lucas Brooks
alberto barbosa is just a generic sounding portuguese name
i will give you props for referencing the greatest poet of all time (said alternate names are called heteronyms)
Chase Kelly
>name your band after a Hunnic warlord who sacked most or europe
>plays metalcore
Joseph Hughes
This is arguably djent especially the chorus
>Pessoa
Get out of here, /lit/
Nathaniel Thomas
Summer - Glam
Bentley Collins
you could have sent him, protest the hero, or acid bath or literally ANYTHING ELSE
Isaiah Wright
-coreshit, djent, whatever, they both suck and are not metal
Asher Green
ignore the memes
Dead - Musical Abortions
Caleb Ortiz
Let me disagree with you there for a second. He wasn't even the greatest poet in the portuguese language, and his magnum opus is in prose. Also, there were other classifications, like semi-heteronym, para-heteronym, orthonym, autonym; can't remember any others. Crazy fucker.
Nolan Scott
Autumn - Europower
Winter - Europower
Spring - Europower
Summer - Galneryus
>le I'm so insecure I can't stand the possibility of bad bands being included in the genre of music I enjoy meme
Robert Powell
Nicholas Hill
more liek
never - glam
lelelalalalloalalaloloollýl
Jayden Green
If a band isn't in the metal archives, they aren't metal
period
Jordan Perry
>ý
James Hall
I know you're probably trolling, but unironically I am usually of the same mind, but there are some seriously inexcusable overlooks, both in terms of bands that aren't there and bands that *are*.
Landon Garcia
I unironically love metallucifer
Evan Powell
>The MA admins are experts in labeling genres
Christian Allen
youtube.com
can we stop this meme
>his magnum opus is in prose
i never said otherwise
and yeah, he a ton of sub-classifications, heteronym is just the most common used one
i love the fucker, you can just tell he was legit crazy. I remember Jung reaching the conclusion that Joyce was schizo after he read Ulysses, and hilariously all of those reasons are present just in Pessoa's use of heteronym's
Mason Howard
Only falsies hate Metallucifer
John Rogers
Fuck.
What's that one Japanese band that plays power metal and had a video music where their drummer throws his sticks on the ground and a police officer slips on them, then has a seizure?
Ryan Moore
Mâtë û wãnnà gó?
>I remember Jung reaching the conclusion that Joyce was schizo after he read Ulysses
He only meant that in jest, though. He had a kind of love-hate relationship towards Ulysses but in the end he was glad the book existed and praised Joyce. Pessoa on the other hand was legit fucked in the head. Love the book, though (you know which one I mean). The copy I own, the only one I've read, is in the original, utterly confusing if you'll excuse my rudeness, lusitanian portuguese.
Bentley Edwards
>Just got heard masturbating and am currently hiding in my room.
metal for this feel?
Adrian Allen
Korn