Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

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What's the closest you came to fucking?

what would you rate yourself out of 10?

Ar u virgin?

Don't remember ever getting signs of interest from a girl.

5 / 10

Are you my dad?

what skin colour are you?
do you have a receding hairline and look like child molester?

How long have you been on Sup Forums?

I'm white. Have full hair and look like a child molester if I don't shave twice a day.

Why haven't you hired a hooker yet?

Looking for the right woman is not a good answer at this point.

Since 2008.

>Why haven't you hired a hooker yet?

Because I am a fucking coward.

If you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Lower your standards, just fucking give her!!

are you even trying

Do you tried with a man?

Jesus, dude, hire a whore

1. Grow a hipster beard.
2. Work out and get swole.
3. If too skinny eat steak and other manly protein all day everyday until you pack on the weight.
4. Fuck some fatties to gain that confidence.
5. Start winning.

>but I'm a manlet
Move to an asian country, as long as you're taller then 5'6" you'll be a sexgod.

>but I'm 5'4"
Use the bag with helium method.

My standards were always 5/10.

>1. Grow a hipster beard.

I can only grow a mustache. I have literally no facial hair except on my upper lip and the some patches on my chin.

>2. Work out and get swole.

Doing that.

>3. If too skinny eat steak and other manly protein all day everyday until you pack on the weight.

I have Crohn's. Never made it past 75 kg even with dietary supplements.

>4. Fuck some fatties to gain that confidence.

How do I get a fatty?

>5. Start winning.

Id rather be a Kissless Virgin than having had Dated that bitch-ass ex of Mine

what happened user

Looks alone don't get you girls. Trust me I'm ripped and handsome but I hate society and isolate myself and idk how to talk to girls.

Post pic of yourself user

is that u bateman?
trust me dood, effort gets you looks, looks gets you confidence, confidence gets you social skills

i had sex with a 10/10 girl at 13 how do you feel

Shut up idiot, your life's quality shouldn't depend on whether or not you've had sex or a relationship.

post pic op

Looks go a long way. Girls find introvertedness 'cute' if the dude is good looking, 'creepy' if they're not...

do it OP

No. It's a symptom though for my failure at life. People who are successful at life have no problem having sex.

No no what I mean is, ofc looks will help but it is possible to be ugly but charismatic (I have seen it happen too many times) which will get you more girls than being a good-looking social retard. By all means, work out if it gives you confidence.

Both are wrong. Your life is as great as you see it, the trick is to be open to a possible relationship, not to crave it.

Take cocaine for confidence boost, then order hooker... I can give u a link if you tell me where you are from.

You will soon realize that sex is overrated and regret giving up you wizard powers

Won't show face. But here is proof that my body is okay. Notice the shitty pedo beard because I am a lazy slut.

you should buy a suit

the world isn't fair people x10 your weight lost their virginity a lot earlier

The beard is okay, don't know what's you problem...

decent looking guy, average joe
nothing to do with looks bro

I own a suit. But it's hot as fuck.

22 year old kissless virgin here. i don't like shit and i don't go outside. i have like, 1 friend.

what do?

straighten the band of your underwear please, so triggering

>i had sex with a 10yo girl at 13 how do you feel

I don't just because you are that. I have my own problems.

what's your opinion on women?
Do you hate them MGTOW style or did you just never come in contact with them?

Right, I forgot.
Tbh you don't look like shit, like I said you should just stop focusing your life on getting a girlfriend and start enjoying it as it is.

Call friend, go drink some beer with friend
>ask friend for help
>don't go on Sup Forums you fucking retard
>most people here have minus 2 friends
>you have one
>you lucky bastard

I came in contact with them. I studied in a women heavy field and most of my friends in uni were female.

have you heard of heroin?

Its the kissless thing hat always gets you. After thats out of the way the rest is easy.

I was kissless virgin at 23 (had a moderately decent excuse for this). Found a girl i liked, got close over the net, never revealing the kissless part.. Got my first kiss, heart nearly fuckin exploded with fear. After that was out of the way it was all easy (you literally have built up a wall).

After that i fucked 11 women over the next 2 years or so, been married for 8 years now.

OP if you cant find a girl to get that first kiss out of the way just hire a kissing coach

Buy a pullup bar. A strong back changes the way you walk and stand. It's 10 bucks that could change your life.

I had a leg injury and lost almost all of my muscle mass. I had a gymnast body and feel like shit, when I'm flirting atm

You're looking good dude. You look better than me, yet somehow I still have a girlfriend.

Yes.

>I was kissless virgin at 23 (had a moderately decent excuse for this). Found a girl i liked, got close over the net, never revealing the kissless part.. Got my first kiss, heart nearly fuckin exploded with fear. After that was out of the way it was all easy (you literally have built up a wall).

I'm not afraid of kissing (or sex). I mean, how hard can it be? You seems to imply that I turn women down because I am afraid of underperformance, but there never was anyone to turn down.

Rate yourself 10/10, you sadistic fuck.

what are your hobbies?

what spells/jutsus can you cast sensei?

yer a wizard Harry

So what stopped you in the last 20 years getting a single kiss?

Maybe it was different for me, im a reasonably good looking tall guy, just had bad luck with cancer @ 14 so became a shut in, when i was able to start really going out again, i felt like i was "behind" having not had first kiss etc, in my case its what held me back.

Guess we all have our reasons :) But give the coach idea some thought, women can sense confidence, and knowing what you are doing helps that

I do pullups. Also lots of climbing / bouldering.

Could be worse. Could have a pretty gf after being single for 5 years and then when it comes time for sexy time I can't get hard. I think porn has fucked my head up. Not even a virgin I just haven't had sex in ages

viagra? its not tooo expensive. I use it recreationally a couple of times a year.

Are you a wizard yet?

Sports (running, cycling, climbing/bouldering), cooking, reading, video games.

The one that kills my Dad.

You're probably autistic

Idk where to get it tbh. Live in the US and need a prescription to get it legally

Just live your life, OP. Be yourself. Who cares if you are a loser or not ? Who the fuck cares if you are a virgin or not ? The Earth is so fully packed now , and more in the future. You won't be the first and the last

Are you wizard?

What spells have you learned so far oh mighty wizard?

All of us are.

just find an online pharmacy. they will have a form you fill out (tick boxes) and at the end you get your legit prescription. just be sensible with the questions.. you dont drink, smoke, and have no heart problems etc...

So we meet again German molecular biology PhD living in the UK

and before you order just type the pharmacy addy into google with the words like "review" or "legitimate?" to be sure its legit.

Ive ordered viagra, condine and antibiotics so far without an issue

you must have confidence issues, there is nothing wrong with how you look

Have a link to a site?

>/b
>"I have a girlfriend"
>"I am heterosexual"
>"I am not a virgin"

Add in some pushups and hanging leg raises, if you have the time.

Do you stand properly? My female trainer has showed that to me at the first day. Every time I didn't stand or sit, she'd stab me in the back with her finger. Which hurt like hell and I've learned it in two weeks.

I've been bullied and beat up in school. Always look forward bro

>I'm ripped and handsome

Dont know any USA ones, but it works the same way most the world over. just need to find an accredited pharmacy website and fill out the silly questions

Dubs

>33 years old?
>How's being a wizard going?

>what is deep web drug dealers

Idiot

Sex is completely meaningless and those who chase it are animals, there is no logical reason to want and stick your dick in a moist hole on some emotionally driven female.
I am not joking its really retarded how people can't see its all just a trick of nature trying to trick you into making babies.

I hear Yohimbe works. It's marketed as a workout supplement and you can buy over the counter at a GNC or online. But I've read that it's also used to treat ED. Might be worth a try

unless youre trying to make a baby. So your point is what exactly?

I moved back to Germany last week and now live with my parents.

I have social interaction issues.

My teeth are fucked and can't afford braces, do I have a chance?

>pic related: My teeth

Only have sex to make babys

>Go to bar/church/hobby
>ask girl for number/lunch/dinner
>Even I'f you have never talked to her, say something like "Hey I'm sorry if this is too forward but would you like to have coffee with me"
>not verbatim, you faggot
>most women are lonely enough to be interested
>if you get rejected, repeat.

Problem solved, OP. Anyone can do it.

>social interaction issues
Awkwardness is not a deal breaker. Refusing to talk to women is, however.

Didn't mean to do that second post ID

Well shit. Thanks anyways. I'm 100% sure I don't have ED or anything because I'm always diamonds when I watch porn. I think it's just anxiety that's why I want viagra until I'm more comfortable around her

I talked to a lot of women in my life. It's not that I hid myself in my room during my university years.

Don't take Viagra if you don't have to. I hear it makes sex without Viagra permanently less enjoyable

This

You're a fucking retard and it's starting to piss me off so read these words carefully. WOMEN WILL NOT ASK YOU OUT YOU FUCKING RETARD. JUST TALKING TO THEM OBVIOUSLY ISN'T ENOUGH, YOU HAVE TO FUCKING LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE INTERESTED. If you get rejected, try again. And again. Forever until you have waifu

>I have Crohn's. Never made it past 75 kg even with dietary supplements.
1. fix that shit. wcvb.com/bethisrael/fecal-transplant-for-chrons/32398976 sure you will be doing "research" on yourself but it looks promising.
2. Vitamin T can still help you pack on some weight. Get on the needle and hit the gym.
3. Poor fag and can't afford braces? Remember that there are flat chested girls who put a little money away each week to buy tits. You can do this for braces. Sell plasma and save all the money (I have known girls who made their car payments selling plas).

du bist deutscher? digger, das wird schon. wie ist dein Kleidungsstil?

I don't care. I've already failed twice and its fucking humiliating. Now she's telling me she feels like she isn't pretty or that in not attracted to her which is totally false.

Dude. I was never one of those people who hit on 20 girls in one night, but I've certainly asked at least one girl out every month when I was in university. So in sum, more than a hundred. Never got any positive response, never any looks, smiles or signs of interest.

Go to El paso tx or Denver CO, ya can't loose, I see ugliest men with hottest girls in those cities

Then make a female friend and ask her what you're doing wrong

Aus dem Zara Katalog geklaut. Also eher langweilig.