Does Sup Forums know how to write haiku?
Does Sup Forums like to write haiku?
C'mon Sup Forums, give me your best shot.
The form is 5-7-5 in case anyone didn't know. I'll start.
A man of knowledge
A man of love, loyalty
Guilty of murder
I'll bump a few more if there's interest in the thread...
OP bumps;
A warm summer day
In which I dance with the sun
Is a day away
OP bumps;
Too deep are waters
Vast oceans of fantasy
Where wishes are caught
OP bumps;
(This is a favorite of mine, it's about Johnny Cash)
A man dressed in black
Flanked by the brightest colors
Sings the saddest song
OP bumps;
Thousands of questions
With more than enough answers
I must ask myself
I'll bump one or two more after this and see how Sup Forums feels about the thread. If there's no interest I'll just let it die.
This next one is about Japan (aka "The Land of the Rising Sun");
From out of the void
With the force of bats from hell
Emerges the sun
Nothing is certain
Nothing is impossible
Everything is vague
Now lets see if Sup Forums responds...
I have more to bump with!
I like this one
I'm not good with words and never came to practice writing haikus (or generally poems), so I can't really write some myself.
I also never got too deep into the topic to collect some.
But once in a while it's nice to read some. I kinda like this simplicity of haikus.
nigger nigger nig
nig nigger nig nig nigger
nigger nig nigger
Ah, screw it I'll post a few more anyway;
To die is to live
To live is to have patience
Waiting is boring
Wander to the stars
Lifeless enigma out there
there is mom's spaghetti
FANTASTIC!
Caressing the glass
With a darker reflection
The dream catcher hangs
This one's about a tea party;
As the tea boils
Counting the cups I must fill
I am surrounded
I have a business
Selling those styrofoam nuns.
Fuck a fruit basket.
I like those. Lurking, please continue.
ＯＰが馬鹿
このはくそスレ
火で死ねぞ
Few more and I'll be done. After which you guys may decide to let this thread die or not;
A story of toys
An adventure of friendship
Good story indeed
(That was about Toy Story, lol)
Leaves fall on the ground
Wind sweeps them away from you
Far away from you
Wow I dunno why but that actually made me feel.
About a campfire gathering;
The stories of ghosts
The scent of s'mores in the air
As the fire burns
One more then I'll leave it up to you geniuses...
まあまあ
Please don't leave your lube,
Sitting next to the toothpaste.
It's dark in here.
It is *
I saw you driving
'Round town with the girl I love
And im like fuck you
OP's final bump...
This one's rather upsetting
It's the final one!
Alright guys, have fun. Even if this thread 404s soon, I suggest practicing haikus. They're very fun to write once you get the hang of it!
夏の日々
君と一緒に
過ごしたい
I am wet and cold
There's no home to rest my pain
The darkness is here.
The darkness is near
My body is stiff and cold
enter the abyss.
The flies are circling
my wound won't heal, it just get
Bigger and deeper.
Bitten by a spider
Paralysed by the poison
Embrace by the dark.
Senryu or haiku?
Human foibles or nature?
Are they different?
Scare of being alone
Fearful of abandonment
don't want to let go
Outside in the hot sun
laying at a lake
I have no idea how this bullshit works
My heart aches like fire
Everywhere I look, the world has insane
Fucking Popeye's is replacing KFC
Haiku is equivalent of vaping in Asia, it's gay.
Who fucking cares what Asians think
my dick in pussy
tv running football fuck yeah
life is so great yeah
Haikus are easy.
You can say the dumbest things
Refrigerator
None but haikus are for faggots.
I'm not aisan and think it's gay
damn that was beautiful
fuck off with your nintendo language
Go back to watching this fag jackfilms OP. You're also fag.
>haiku
>english
k
Generic Unimaginative garbage
Tuberculosis
I have tuberculosis
Tuberculosis
Hey there Delilah
What's up in New York city
Wanna suck my dick?
>Sup Forums
>anything but English
k
...
Girl with a penis
Is just a boy in a dress
Admit you're a fag
Underrated post
>written in japanese
>english
k
Who needs girls?
Traps are twice as eager
And no babies
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm fucking autistic
Refrigerator
Cherry blossoms bloom
It is penis inspection day
Its a Shamfur dispray
fuck lol
Too many syllables
Talking means freedom
In darkness enlightened him
Surrounded by caves
Girl has sex with boy
Later wishes she had not
Feminists cry rape
Deep in dance i flew
Far away from what i knew
Truth i saw anew
Boy's virgin brother
Jealousy is in his home
Boy gets raped
素晴らしい！
Kill the Japanese
Nuke them to oblivion
Twice will not suffice
Girlfriend cheats on boy
He becomes a beta cuck
And jerks off to traps
Anyone who posts a haiku that isn't humorous in some way is an autist
Dicks are the best ever
Op is my nameo I'm a fag
Dicks are the best yes
Is OP one or two syllables?
Whats good my nigga
I brought a shit ton of weed
Lets talk about tits
Op is a fag
I wish you would fucking die
Kill yourself you dick
Two
Aye, lemme holla
Aye girl, you with the fat ass
Aiight, fuck you then
I had a wank
It was nice
Gonna do it again
A lonely neckbeard fag
Who sits in his mothers basement
creates a haiku thread
You must be kidding
that traps asshole is bleeding
you fucking faggot
Everything that's japanese
Actually is chinese
Yes katanas and manga too
keks were had from this
A great haiku did user post
Forty thousand keks
Nation's pride destroyed
Leader tried to warn us all
Rampant decadence
This thread is cancer
OP is a weeaboo
Slash your fucking wrists
I don't fucking know
Digital Extremes won't make
WarFrame in VR.
Really want it. Really badly want it.
OP is a faggot
C'mon, admit you love dick
You will feel better
Nope, you did a 5-8-5
Supreme gentleman
Girls still won't have sex with me
Now I make them pay
OP is a fag
No one can deny this fact
Please, be an hero
Bitten by a spider
Get spider superpowers
Climbing walls and shit
user feels shitty
He writes bad haikus on Sup Forums
An-fucking-hero
Girl Scout at my door
Ask her how much cookies cost
"About tree fiddy"
people forced to fight
everyone wants inner peace
but they have no choice
striving for money
knife in hand, heart turned to stone
machine, once human
climbing the ladder,
pulling legs, kissing asses,
individual
I am important,
I don't care about others,
I run charities
Look at me, I'm great
wearing masks of friendliness,
backstabbing my son
I'm a citizen,
proud, with our flag in our hearts,
a rod in our eyes
Fucking summerfag
And autistic weaboo
Made a thread on 4ch
Oh well i tried
...
Op's shameless bump
You're going to deal with it
This thread is awesome
Get off the website
jacksfilms get out off Sup Forums
Go make yiay fag
I fucked your mom OP
She came so many times get rekt
Please kill yourself mate
Ok, here's one;
What are we doing?
No nudes are forthcoming here.
OP is a fag.
OP is a fag
OP is always a fag
OP loves the cock
Good one.Alt. last line:
Then drag her upstairs.
Heres a pro tip for you my little deku scub.
You can always end a haiku with
"Its snowing on mount hyrule."