Missed hints thread?

Missed hints thread?

>Be me
>High school oblivious faggot
>Play card game with qt3.14 9/10 girl during class (with other people too)
>We make so much eye contact
>Make jokes about her being a basic bitch and she eats it up
>After class jokingly apologize about the jokes
>Gril says 'user I love you so much'
>She looks deep into my eyes expectantly
>Smile but continue playing YuGiOh with my friends
>Don't think much of it since she says that a lot typical highschool girl
>Later that day see her again and she says the same thing
>Offer her a hug
>She really seemed like she wanted it
>She Looks into my eyes again expectantly
>I walk away
>Later that day I kill myself when I realize she wanted me to ask her out

...

To clarify, I did give her a hug but nothing else

FUK

i got a few ones too

but u realized that same day?
why u dindu nuffin the next day or something

Oh yeah, she gave me more signals for a few days after that (potentially longer) now that I remember and I was 1. doubting myself and 2. making excuses like 'i dont REALLY want a relationship because...'

Tell us user

No you were just secretly gay and didn't have the balls to tell her

the answer to all questions, pls be a hero

>15
>with my 2nd gf (yes i had 2 at the time)
>WAAYY hotter than main gf
>qt3.14 13/10, not even kidding
>kissing alone at home, my hand n her waist
>ask something like "what if I move my hand up?"
>she says "geee i dunno", or something
>leave hand where it is
>never have an oportunity again, break up soon after
>regret my whole life
Im 34 now, seen many many hot girls, but that shit was at a whole different level.
>such regerts

I'm physically angry at this. You missed it this hard...

Why didn't you ask her out the next day?

kinda similar, but i was already a grown ass man.
Was like 27.
(I fucking learned about body language and just, basic shit as an oldfag)

>in car with qt, 8.7/10
>doing something spooky with friends, too long/lazy to tell
>user, touch my heart, im so scared (while holding my arm)
>later that day, dancing, acting all flirty that night
>do nuffin
>never talk/see her agin, she ditched me

>mfw college
>mfw female friend's roommate wants me
>mfw she calls me drunk out of her mind one night and says, quote...
>"I want to suck your dick. I don't even care if I choke on it and die."
>mfw she texts me on break offering to meet me between RI and CT for, quote...
>"Thanksgiving anal sex"
>mfw she wasn't bad looking
>mfw end of semester comes and I show up at her dormroom
>mfw I pull her pants down and smack the shit out of her ass for keks
>mfw I lost interest and left her there with her pants around ankles
>mfw this really happened

i got quite a few more, fuk
>pic related

Because my retard high school brain went 'oh well maybe i missed my shot' when she gave more signals for a couple more days.

That's like on another level dude holy shit

It's alright. I don't even know why I asked. I've done so much worse

next time a qt talks to me im just gonna rape her.
Just to make sure i dont have regerts l8er

My friends still talk about it. The girl she shared her room with was my friend and was part of our stupid little group of friends from high school.

Apparently she was outside the door listening to me smacking her ass and shit. She called everyone and told them and now it's legendary.

Be me. 16. First gf (all boys school). Getting hot and heavy. All under clothes fumbling. Insecure me decides if she wanted me she'd be undressing, obv she didn't want me, offer to go down the pub.
Broke up soon after.

Yes I know now! Ever since then I always make the first move.

> mfw hot girl from dorm comes up and talks
> I mess up my talk with a lot of filler words etc
> She says shes going to ny tomorrow.
> I tell her thats amazing
> I was going to ny too
> I text her good places to visit
> She texts back a nice message
> uni starts again, we see each other here and there
> don't talk much
> we move out
> she gets a chad bf
> mfw all this

>be friends with a girl throughout middle school and high school
>she hints a bunch for most of those years
>friends tease us and talk about us being a couple
>so much of an edgy asshole that I make a point of not getting into a relationship with her to spite the people teasing.
>we fade apart in late highschool

Fuck me dude

Witnessed. What did your friends think late highschool?

>tfw I get no attention
>tfw I read about guys like you absolutely blowing opportunities I can only dream of

I think they forgot or lost interest. I mean this went on for like 3-4 years. The whole situation just faded away as she realized she could do way better than me easier.

Was it like an open relationship? Then again you were 15

>be me
>actually high-functioning autistic
>ADHD, PDD-NOS, etc.
>Was a study for some shit and got shipped away from parents to a research facility for a month+, but that's a different story
>Have trouble interacting with people
>People don't understand my disorder so I become the stereotypical quiet/shy guy
>Eventually see extremely cute girl
>She's absolutely gorgeous. Prettiest girl I had ever seen in my life.
>Decide to grow a pair. Reproduction hormones engage.
>Approach her and talk to her
>We hit it off pretty well
>She's actually intelligent
>Wants me to play with her hair and shit
>We get to where we chat everyday
>Teachers freak out because this is the most I've ever spoken with any classmate or grill
>I can't bring myself to just ask her out
>Threat of rejection is too great
>Hear her talking to a classmate one day
>"user is cute and I would totally date him, but he's just too shy."
>She looks at me
>Heartbroken
>I-I'm too shy
>Fuck
>She was goading me into asking her
>I couldn't do it
>Fuck

I was crushed by the comment. It did not occur to me until much later that it was a hint.

I know that feel bro

2nd gf knew i was in a relationship already.
>kept telling her i was about to break up with current gf
It went on for i dont remember how many months until she got tired.

>>Decide to grow a pair
>>Approach her and talk to her
>>We hit it off pretty well
That my man, is proof that there is not such thing as
>ADHD, PDD-NOS, etc.
Its all in ur head.

>you thought it was an insult but it was actually her wishing you would ask her out.

Damn that's sad

Yeah, I agree most of it was just overt shyness except for the hyperactivity part. It wasn't just physical, but mental. I had severe trouble concentrating.

The attention defecit still exists and I'm technically still diagnosed as borderline autistic, but I do not try to get benefits or anything.

The research shit was over the ADHD because I was diagnosed at three years old after my mom just let me loose in the doctor's office after he repeatedly told her "You're just a new mom." , "You're not used to having a child.", etc and I apparently wrecked the shit and went berserk.

I had a lot of therapy, though. It made a difference in my ability to socialize seeing as both parents were "there", but basically absent from my life as far as teaching social skills and shit went.

spooky? like skeleton spooky?

Like, we're offroad at the top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere, late at night invading private property while stoned in the dark type of spooky

sounds like a wild ride

Oh shit user, been there before thats 19/10 top spooks man.
Me and a group of my friends did that before, ended up walking into a trap house, there were bandanas all over the place and it was tagged everywhere.
Me and them gtfo almost got my dick sucked by a 4/10 but rejected the fuck out of her
"Hell nah I may be high but I'm not that high"
That was the last time I saw her, and the last time I ever did that.

All of these in the same night

>be me working in bar
>bar crawl arrives every night, usually loads of hot girls
>some blonde girl comes to the bar, doesn't want a drink, just keeps asking me about the free shot (they get a free shot)
>puts her face as close as possible to minewhen talking, as if she can't hear me
>it's not even loud
>this girl is hot, maybe 8 or 9/10
>bar crawl leaves
>she makes eye contact as walking out
>returns two minutes later, alone
>asking more bullshit questions, do we have food, where can she get food
>literally hundreds of restaurants nearby
>she really wants some food at the bar, stays five minutes asking the same question in different formats
> we have no food
>give her directions to subway
>she leaves

Psych 101 was not your strong suit was it. Just because you can realize there is a problem and try to combat it, doesn't mean it's not a mental disorder. A chemical imbalance can come in many shapes

checkd/kek'd

>maybe one hour later, still working at bar
>another blonde girl comes in with friend
>this one is even hotter, 9/10
>comes directly to me and orders drinks
>make drinks for her and friend
>doing some other stuff, see her lookingat me a few times
>don't speak to her, wash glasses instead
>she leaves with friend
>returns after five minutes, order more drinks
>bar is empty, no reason for them to stay
>they stay half an hour
>i say nothing
>they leave
>after they leave the other bartender tells me she was checking me out the whole time
>obviously she wanted my number or something, i said nothing

> lulz.
>u faggots
>pathetic

nigga, u ghey

>be me
>photograpther at night club
>drunk and having fun
>taking pictures of all the hot chicks
>everybody wants a picture
>complete madness
>this one chick fools around with me
>says "hey lets go home"
>me "naah, we're having such a good time here - lets stay for another hour"
>she gone
>months later i realise how much of a beta fag I am...

Final one

>walking home after work, see two girls ahead
>lower standard, maybe 7/10
>they keep looking back at me, giggling etc, like girls do
>i'm getting closer
>about to reach them they stop for no reason, pretend to look at phones or some shit
>still looking at me, clearly slightly drunk
>blatantly obvious they're interested
>literally right outside my apartment at this point
>say nothing and powerwalk past like an absolute faggot
>go into my apartment alone
>reflect on missed opportunities

That's on a whole other existence of autism dude congrats

Yeah dude that's not a missed opportunity that's just a casual encounter and you not being able to tell the difference is probably the reason you're a virgin

The shame of being beta as fuck

>Be me
>Sophomore in hs
>Just chillin class. We taking our final.
>qt 13/10 turns around n says
>"user I literally will suck your dick right here and now"
>Whole class including teacher hears that
> ooooooooooo user she wants you
> Autistic so still dont understand
>Just keep looking down at my test
>Teacher says "you know what, the final is canceled, you all get A's. Now lets see user get his dick sucked."
>I still have no idea whats going on
>Qt walks up to me
>keep lookingdown.jpg
>unzips my pants, pulls out my cock
>still looking down, just trying to finish my test
>she puts her mouth on my dick
>i still have no idea whats going on, so my dick doest get hard
>she doesnt give up, sucks my limp dick for 5 minutes straight
>the bell rings
>"dont worry user, we can try again at my house after school. Heres my number and address"
>throw that shit in the trash on my way out
>mfw when i realize i didnt even have to finish my test, i wouldve got an a anyway
>still dont know what she was trying to do that day. I think she wanted me to help with her test or something

what the fuck man

Hey I broke my collarbone once but I was able to move my arm with considerable effort. Therefore there is no such thing as a bone fracture

Such a shame those repeating numbers were wasted on a shitty 3/10 post.

Kek

kek

kek imagine being her.
>get hit on constantly because hot
>Sees a guy she actually likes
>guy is utterly oblivious to her obvious hints.
That's gotta suck

Was about to post this

>the doctors who diagnosed you have no idea what they're talking about
>luckily I can armchair analyze you from one greentext story.

Actual cancer. on my Sup Forums. This is unacceptable

wew lad

>implying Sup Forums isn't a cancer ward to begin with

Sucks even more to the idiot who doesn't realise she's into you

Alright another story from me.

>Be a sophomore in high school in math class
>Classroom changes layout one day so walk in and don't really have a seat
>qt tau 6.28/10 THICC senior girl offers me a seat next to her
>The classroom tables were separated so there were two seats per table facing the front of the classroom
>Think girl is just friendly for a long time
>She laughed at all of my jokes, talked to me a LOT
>Touched my thighs when she laughed to make a point
>Sometimes my feet would tap against hers
>She would say "YOU TRYING TO PLAY FOOTSIES WITH ME?" jokingly and then say in a much cuter/sexier voice "you can if you want"
>Didn't know what footsies was so declined.
>This happened twice
>All of her senior friends in class would make jokes about us acting like an old married couple and similar jokes

Yeah I think she may have liked me, not sure though

>6.28
>Senior attracted to a sophomore.

Seems kinda weird. You may have dodged a bullet there.

1/2
Figured I'd bump the thread with the rest of the research story.

I was really young when this happened and my parents are sketchy as fuck about it.

>my family takes me to a nearby research facility that studies mental disorders
>drop me off there, I'm about four years old.
>Havn't started school yet
>Family allegedly cried the whole way back
>The early signs were fairly typical
>Advanced vocabulary, learned to read early, fixation on certain items or subject
>Can't make eye contact, reluctant to speak, never socialize

This is where it gets blurry
>I'm in a facility with a bunch of scrubbed out "doctors", but young me has no idea how the medical system works. I assume they're all doctors
>They bring in a load of toys and leave
>Interaction is minimal for the first several days
>I play with each toy for seconds to minutes hopping back and forth
>They come in and remove a toy I'm playing with
>I'm like "wtf?" and shift over to the next
>become increasingly wary each time it happens
>remember seeing a big negro getting a shot and crying like a toddler
>I have a fear of needles to this day because of it
>weird cafeteria system
>don't remember sleeping chambers
>I was under lock and key due to being the youngest guinea pig
>apparently nurses started to take a shine to me after the initial "minimal interaction" period

It was just all around weird and the medications I had to take in the following years dulled my memories. Eventually I decided to confront my mom about it when I was about 16ish.

(As a note the medicines I took ranged widely. I was a test subject for many new medicines. Straterra, concerta, dextrastat, etc)

>In high School.
>Run into a 6/10 Asian I knew from middle school
>Talk continuously for 30-40 min straight through
>After that conversation, she bean to tease me like a school girl typically does when they are into someone
>the teasing continues well into the following year, but suddenly stop when she gets a boyfriend.

2/2


>ask mom about how long I stayed
>remember her saying a month
>become suspicious and continually question her
>she says it was just a couple weeks
>ask dad and brother
>they say it was a month or so
>later I ask mom about this
>she insist it was a couple weeks
>followup to brother and dad
>"Er, it was a couple of weeks user. We were all really sad. You're back now, though."
>They change the topic
>All really eager to change subject
>this fuels the fires of intrigue
>keep asking
>eventually they claim it was only a couple days
>what the fuck guys I'm autistic, not retarded

And they still act really shady about it still. Dad won't really talk about it anymore and my brother later confessed that it was longer than they were letting on and everyone felt guilty about it because I was basically a guinea pig and they might've been paid for the research.

What the fuck, man.

Probably, she seems to be a super feminist SJW based on her facebook posts after going to college. She went from a liberal hippie type to that

kek

wow. you must be low key gay.

Dude that's so fucking shady you gotta contact the research facility and figure this out

3/2

I'm now 25 years old so all this shit was relatively new at the time. Any other anons have weird encounters like this or any insight into the system?

Is it possible that my parents were being paid or getting free therapy in return for the study? We were extremely poor and did not have the best insurance. I know for a time it was a heavy burden on my family's finances and I always felt like a fucking failure just for being born due to it. Really made me wish I had not caused my family all the mental and financial distress.

seems like the natural evolution of her type. I think you done good user

>implying it isn't my Sup Forums

>Advanced vocabulary, learned to read early, fixation on certain items or subject

Shit like that is a positive it sucks that you got treated like shit because of social ineptitude

are you in college now?

>out with friends
>8/10 girl i knew only kept sitting on my lap and kissing my cheek
>too drunk and high to realise
>next day she texts me calling me a pussy

Well i had an awesome night anyway

>16 year old high school loner
>some girl that had a crush on me hands me a letter in the hallway and fucked off before I had any opportunity to respond
>it's asking me out
>dont really like the idea of dating so plan to turn her down
>figure she will probably seek me out latter that day for a response
>never happens and the whole thing slips my mind
>some time latter hear a student telling a teacher that she was bawling in the bathroom
>dont make the connection
>some months latter school organizes mandatory community service
>get paired up with her
>shes super quiet but I really dont give it much thought
>hear she committed suicide that fallowing summer
>finally realize I snubbed her pretty hard

it's worth mentioning that I was suffering from hallucinogen persisting perception disorder for those years and was pretty dissociated and rocking Buddha-esque levels of not giving a fig

See:
Started a new thread because my browser said this one 404'd even though it didn't?

bump

Dude. Girls like that flip shit when they know they can get almost any guy they want.
>I'm 17 at the time. Been seeing this girl I really like
>go out with my 3 best friends one day to see a movie or some shit at the mall
>stop in the food court for some grub and a group of 4 girls sits at the table next to us
>one of them strikes up a conversation with me and she's a solid 9/10
>asking me how often I go to the mall and where I live
>asks me and my friends if we want to see a movie with them
>I didn't want to and I had no interest in this girl but my 3 friends definitely wanted to hang
>end up sitting next to 9/10 in movie theater
>wraps her arm around my arm and leans her head on my shoulder
>I don't want to be mean and tell her to get off so I let her
>reminder: I was seeing a girl that I really liked and this girl was absolutely nothing to me
>tries to hold my hand and I reached for my drink or some shit so she wouldn't

It's not your fault user, she wasn't driven to suicide (and probably not even tears) because of you

>movie ends and we walk out
>9/10 is obviously upset I didn't show the same kind of affection towards her
>we hang out with the girls for the rest of the night and I'm in my own world as my friends are trying to get into the other girls' pants
>around the last half an hour 9/10 says to me "what's wrong with you. Are you dumb"
>seemed like an overreaction to me so I just sat there and listened
>"I literally threw myself at you and you did nothing. Why don't you like me?"
>"I'm dating somebody else and I didn't want to seem rude"
>"god user, you're the dumbest boy I've ever met."
>she runs off and 2 of her friends follow
>the last girl comes over to me and says "she's not used to rejection. Don't worry about it"
>whatever. Get in car and go home
Hot girls are hot, but can be a botch because they know that they are hot

hah, good one.

knock that snotty bitch down a peg or two. you might of done her a favor

youre probably right but personally I like to believe it was
the idea that i'm resolutely apathetic in the face of others petty madness that try to claim association with me is pretty pleasing