Guys Im in trouble

Guys Im in trouble.
My parents think Im a pedophile because of this fucking video. Here is the story:

>yesterday
>fapping to porn with a young looking girl
>mom suddenly opens the door
>she thinks its CP and yelling that loud the whole neighbourhood could hear
>yelling words like "PEDOPHILE" and "SHAME ON YOU"
>this goes for like 10 mins
>she closes her monologue with tears in her eyes: "I would like to die for giving birth to a monster like you."
>she shuts the door
>no dinosaur

That's all, what to do?

éc a jutalmad.

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Dont worry - your mum will die in her sleep tonight. She cant tell anybody

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Tell her to eat shit and bring you some tendies. You shouldn't be living with your mother at 42 anyway

Just fucking tell her it isn't and if she doesn't believe you, show her the video.

You should have looked her in the eyes, continued jerking it, and moaned really loud not breaking eye contact.

*pulls zipper down*
*begins jacking it*
Oh My Magog, your tears are solo delicious!! I don't even care that you just Rick-Rolled me. Call me mommy bitch. This happens to me daily.

>You should have looked her in the eyes, continued jerking it, and moaned really loud not breaking eye contact.
this

endre?

keembo?

Was a great fap, thanks.

tie her up to a chair, force her to watch it, done

nem, én az illemtanár vagyok, baszd meg!

fag

Fucking cunt

newfags these days... these fucking posts are retarded. its a poor copycat attempt of
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Hashtag facts

Reply to this reply or OPs mum won't die in her sleep tonight

QUADS OF DEATH

checked

HOLY MOLY QUADS

QUAAADS
t. OP

My thread has been blessed with quads... Praise kek. I don't even care if my mother dies in her sleep now

u go to jail badboy

satanic trips of truth

lol actually I am OP, u liar candyassgot

BABY QUADLY!!!

Chehecked

outstanding

checkem

quads have spoken

i think im banned

Kill yourself

Cunt blood.

K

plzdont :/

Quads 1111, trips 222, can I get dubs 33?

43, I'll take it

fuck you

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Move out of your fucking parents house you freeloading pedophile

gj nice numbers

Damn Dude The Autism us Real

To bad my mother has been dead for 15 years now

So your mother will probably die in her sleep in place of mine.

>lol
OP is megafag.

then k-kek? :3

Kek'd
Fucking dick

This.
All fucking day long

Lock the door next time.

JUSTICE !!!!!!!!

Replying

asd

kys

fuck

I fucking hate you

Damn, that's such an awesome video too.

Looks like you'll have to lay the pipe to her to show her you like the oldies.

you'll have to prove you aren't a pedophile by raping your mom

i've been rused

kill yourself faggot

could have been worst man my wife found me masturbating to gore pics once also you could have been watching a video of gay nigroes so the sea pea is ok

QUADS OF TRUTH

wp you fuck
reply for that

heres the original

Go fuck yourself

Best video ever

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What's wrong with that, really? I don't understand parents that don't let their kids masturbate. It's a normal thing to do, god damnit. Anyway, you've sunk pretty low and it will be hard to get away with this. Judging from the way your mother reacted she probably wouldn't even listen if you tried telling her the girl just looked young. But its worth a try, I guess.

Sorry pedo for your story, don't kill my madre

Trips confirms
Sauce?

FAAAAAAAGGGGGGAGGGGGGGGGAGAGAG

I deleted the vid for the chance someone would pop in

That's fine
cuz your parents will die soon

U fag

Search 130214536 on xvideos. Can't post the link for some fucking reason.

Webm part starts about 15 min in.

checkd and kekd

Normally I don't reply to these kind of posts, but you earned it.

eat a bag of dicks

Not even a dinosaur, though?

Replying: fuck U

let's talk a second about that 9gag watermark...

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safety first

):

what do ?

are you stupid ?

yet another dead mother scroller

how fucking original OP, die of AIDS please.

dv

Sheit

hey OP, nice memerino ya got here

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Oh no....

damn

FUCK

quads speak, OP's mom dies

shit

Mega Bait

hahaha

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I really want to fall asleep using her ass as a pillow

summer is literally the worst

god speed