Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Benn a couple of years since Isaw this pasta.

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Dam dirty NJ quwetos, build a wall around NJ and keep those nuclear disasters in Wildwood or Seaside

Yawn .. more Summerfag trash

this copypasta is so old it grew a beard

Newfag

like ur mum

Says the faggot who's really fagging the place up

kill yourself you candyass roodypoo

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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POOP

Hi John,big fan here.
I saw you play a few years back,those dunks of your are amazing,ive always looked up too you and admired you from afar,i really wanna be your friend,you are so cool.
Your girlfriend, damn bro,you gotta teach me how to get with girls like that,I promise im not a fatty,im more of a twig boy and I cannt grow a beard as fantastic as yours,I will do anything to be more like you,I desperately want to be your no.1 wingman, please John, I'll do anything you want,you are like a big brother too me,please John, I'll suck your dick,anything John, aaaanything

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really?

this again?

kys OP

If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part,baby please dont go..