Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra

Temba his arms wide

Darmok and Jilad on the Ocean

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Where the walls fell

Shaka, when the walls fell

Peter North and Various Whores in the Butthole

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this is the best thread of all time

I like memes that were memes before memes.

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel.

Mirab, his sails unfurled.

Sokath! His eyes open!

Ode to Spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Temba, at rest

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OP, at the gaybar.

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Kirk and soran at veridian 3.

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Anonymous, his anus open

"I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle!"

fuck carter. worst fucking stargate character

This episode was just on BBC America.

"What did the woman say!?!"

no. no stargate. stop it.

Darmok, and Jalad... on the ocean

No te'alc? Fine have one of these.

Indeed

Ha ha ha! ...Impossible.

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Bow to your god.

>Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra

Hillarity and Tromp at the bloodbaths

The walls running red

Obama his legs spread wide

Holy shit kill yourself for posting that

wtf is that?

Now you're talking

Cameron, his bulge growing

Lmao this. This is greatness. Dubs speak only wisdom. Checked and kek'd

Even the traveler thinks you are weird.

Pls go summer

watch?v=qar0unFwm2I

lemme tell u bout a man from the 24th century

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The Traveler, his penis shrinking

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kek'd alot

Farscape, the babes conversing

Much moistness in the Regions of Nether

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Yoda and Dooku, their Light Sabres

Truly wonderful, the mind of a Summerfag is

Tyrion, his heart breaking

The doctor and the question at trenzalore.

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What's going on in this thread? Puny hu-mons!?

>No te'alc?


I am Teal'c and I am extremely displeased with each one of you. I believe you to be overweight and unintelligent individuals with no social lives, who spend the vast majority of your day indulging in the pursuit of graphic representations of stupidity. You are representative of all the problems with this world. Honestly, have you in fact ever engaged in recreational reproductive activities? On some level, I suppose that it is satisfying to ones such as
yourselves to demean others to reinforce your own insecurities, but I believe you escalate this standard human practice by your activities. This seems to be even less desirable behavior than if one were to pleasure oneself to images on a social networking site.

As I have now critiqued you, you are free to attempt the same with me, however it is doubtful that you will succeed given that I am nearly without flaw in comparison. I was the First Prime of Apophis and apprentice to the great Master Bra'tac. What such honors have any of you achieved, other than those physical activities that would involve masturbating while viewing artwork of eastern origin? I am also exceedingly intelligent and have a most attractive mate (She has, in fact, just recently performed oral sex upon me; This act was INDEED monetary). You are all of questionable sexuality and should simply end your own lives.
I thank you for listening.

The attached picture is relevant to what I have written: It is myself and the female with whom I have most recently copulated.

I hated The Bajorans with their stupid noses and bullshit religion

And that hologram lounge singer

And Jake Sisko

do you suppose they realize they're all faggots, jack?
No, daniel, I don't think they do. You want to tell them?

I totally read that in Gul Dukat's voice

SG-1 is on comet tv every day now. They're already past Jack leaving, and are up to fighting the Ori.
I never watched it when it was on, but I'm really into it now. It's a quality show.

Winning

Bump with a pic of the General

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Is there porn of her?

Macguyver please go.

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SPOILER: She has a dick.

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I'm here to tell you that Ensign Ro, also played Admiral Cain on Battlestar

Has Hammond of Texas fallen?

Who else listens to Mission Log podcast?

Bateman, his dubs checked

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after she ate a couple of sandwiches finally

Excellent

would pump her full with my calories

Same actor.

But why would he call his cat Spot a dog's name, Doctor?

illogical

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Well, no disrespect to the USS Rustoleum here, but I'd be better off in the Merrimack!

i don't think so. he didn't stole shit from picard... wait a minute

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R.I.P.

Too many smokes.

A great episode, although I would think after they figured out the language they should have been able to modify the translator to work.

THIS IS INTOLERABLE

I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE
TWO HOURS

the translator was working fine
no cultural databases to load

Shaka... When the walls fell..

Yeah but they didn't even really try. One of the first things I would have done was try to get there computer database.

I haven't seen it in awhile. Did they even contact the home planet? If so, yeah, big plot hole. Not uncommon in the Star Trek Canon.

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Should have been using one of these.

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they probably abandoned that centuries ago after it started a civil war, like Clippy

yeah but how do you ask to download their computer database?

"Minbar, when the system rebooted"

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God I hate Star Trek Nazis

Troi her toes engorged.

Troi and Crusher, their spandex tight.

user, his cock stiffens

I love that episode