Higuaín to Juve

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Juve are paying his 94,7 Million release clause.

What the fuck is wrong with football, lads? More money than good players?

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>94m
>for a 28 year old choker
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Isn't this kinda like going from RM to Barcelona?

They have the money to waste now. They confirmed today that they were in talks for pogba after denying it forever. free higuain

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Nope

Juve learning from Bayen how to kill competition.

1. 2014 World Cup Final.

With the score leveled, Gonzalo Higuain is gifted a free scoring opportunity [Toni Kroos] to put Argentina ahead.

He does this

>94 million

shady mafia shit, expect another le ban

ok

2. 2014 World Cup Final

Yet again Higuain is given a scoring opportunity.
He has clear vision of both the defenders and his teammate.
All he has to do is check his run.

He does this.

>chokes in every final
perfect for juve

3. 2015 Copa America

After a brilliant Lionel Messi run, Gonzalo Higuain receives a pass from Ezequiel Lavezzi in the final 20 seconds of Copa America 2015

He does this.

4. 2015 Copa America Final

During the penalty shootout after missing a last minute goal,
with Matías Fernández, Lionel Messi, and Arturo Vidal successfully converting penalties,
Gonzalo Higuain takes the spot in an effort to draw the shootout at 2-2

He does this.

shit pass. not his fault. it was literally a 1 degree shot with the keeper already there.

5. 2016 Copa America Centenario Final

Gifted a free one on one opportunity, all Higuain has to do is beat Chilean goalkeeper Claudio Bravo

He does this.

>After a brilliant Lionel Messi run
Citation needed, amirite

6. Don't worry, he also delivers the comedy gold in the Serie A.

Serie A final match day 2015

With only 14 minutes remaining in the season, Gonzalo Higuain needs to score a penalty for Napoli to overtake 10-man Lazio in the Serie A table and guarantee a spot in the Champions League

He does this.

Napoli loses 4-2 and misses the Champions League for the 2015/2016 season.

the defender is dumb af

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Okay thats 6 mistakes in important games in his 12 year playing career, so what?
Everyone makes mistakes, he also happen to score.

That's the worst so far

Now do it for classic German chokers Kroos, Özil and Schweinsteiger.

All these things happened in a three-year period

there was also another one of his Lyon miss in 09(?) when he hit the bar with open goal

That light must have dazzled the German player

here you go, m8

>meme games
>comparable to finals of big tournaments

You dont notice them because they get bailed out by their teammates, Higua plays with chokers like Messi and Aguero

>that font

This one wasn't his fault

can't wait to taste dem sweet Napoli fans tears

Gets me every trime.

it was. he didnt really leave the ball for ronaldo, nor did he take the shot.

It was completely his fault. He should've felt the presence of Ronaldo's ego and moved to let him take the shot

More like Dortmund to Buyern

So that pretty much means Milik goes to Napoli then

>wanting to live in turin instead of Naples

OMG POGBA TO UNITED CONFIRMED!

daily reminder that Robben was also once considered a huge choker

naples is the detroit of italy m9

>wanting to move and live anythere near Naples
dude that city is like the Italian Liverpool

Like every wise person would

>was

Scored two goals before missing that pen

lel fookin rolando tard

Naples has streets full of trash.

Is it fair to say that Pogba is the closest player to Zidane there has been?

On topic though:
OMM' E MERD'

>United pull out of signing Pogba
>Juve go bankrupt

Kek

since gerrard la

nope. thats iniesta

he scored the winning goal in the CL final 2013

>1.5 billion Argentine pesos
really makes you think huh.....

yfw Higgy manages to choke a Serie A title with Juventus

I know but he didn't score the most important one

isn't Naples like hotter and more beachy than the rest?Liverpool seems like a city full of sailors and factory workers

>workers

If he doesn't break they have guaranteed CL semifinal

>juve wont give two shits because they are rich as fuck
>united wins nothing and finishes 7th

>Juve
>bankrupt
>ever

they are the Switzerland of football
just as filthy rich and just as jewish

Napoli is the shittiest place in all of Italy
the outskirts (Scampia, Secondigliano, Caivano, Bagnoli ecc) are favela tier
watch Gomorra for reference

>the outskirts (Scampia, Secondigliano, Caivano, Bagnoli ecc) are favela tier

looks cool

looks like the disneyworld of gypsies

Exor S.p.A.
Revenue €136,360 billion (2015)
Profit €744.5 million (2015)

Iniesta is better than Zidane because he's far more consistent.

Good for Napoli. Hopefully they use it wisely.

Juve is run by the Jews, check your facts.

Maybe they saw the chinks coming and thought it's time to put them in their place.

Iniesta is Laudrup Mk.II

Pogba looks closer to Zidane in playstyle

>mexico lite
>wise

>this meme again

Iniesta used to be known for his inconsistency. It was only a few years ago people were writing him off as one of the worlds best. When Barca became dominant again he became good again, because he's a stacked team babby who can only perform when his team is dominating. He doesn't have Zidane's ability to take a game by the scruff of the neck and lift the team.

>Maybe they saw the chinks coming
i wish, i wish...

I was merely talking about football, Italy is already overrun by chinks.

>I was merely talking about football
me too, i support Milan and they have been coming for more than a year now and we still have that senile pervert as owner

>both in the 21th minute
Really makes you think

Ronaldo fouled him when he was about to take the shot

>this retarded drivel
>that flag
it all makes sense

closing signed next week la'
chinks coming home la'
next year your year la'

How is this allowed?

Elkann is one slimy motherfucker that doesn't give a flying fuck about Juventus winning the UCL. Agnelli does but he's his bitch, he means nothing. The only reason why a literal goyim would open his bottomless wallet to fund something he does not care for, is because there's other businesses involved.

>mexico lite
no one was talking about los estados unidos

It's true though. He was terribly inconsistent in 2013 and 2014

Even half that amount is insane for a player like Higuain.

Juve has only got Dybala, like literally.

Name another player for 50-60 Juve could realistically purchase and that would be a worthy starter.

Hint: Lukaku sucks ass from a straw

Icardi, Cavani

Icardi?

What, a player that broke the Serie A goals record that has stood since 1950?

€94M is retarded but he's easily a €55-60M player.

>Icardi
hotheads are not allowed at Juve

>Icardi

Juve isn't eager to get scammed by Inter again after Hernanes and the Guarin fiasco. It's a good option but it doesn't sound doable.

>Cavani

Same age as Higuain, he has been scoring in a league not even as good as our Serie B, he's the only good striker left to PSG so "realistically" they won't sell him

Icardi, Diego Costa, Bacca, Lacazette

Ulloa :-)

Already discusses, at his best he was never good literally Quagliarella-tier, TOO OLD, literally who?

Juve has already won a shitton serie A titles, if they wanted that tier of striker there's dozens, they need one to advance in UCL, and you want to do it with La Calzetta?

>Icardi
meme player

>Cavani
not for sale, older and worse than Higuain

discussed*

Diego Costa showed his talent for Atletico and Chelsea
Lacazette is a young and promising striker who scored many goals in the French league
Bacca is only one year older than Higuain. You can get him for way less money. He is also clutch as fuck

gomez

Fuck off buzz kill. Haven't you got tweets to make about why women are oppressed in the work force

Papu Gómez from Atalanta?

They still have Mandzukic to warm benches all over the world.

Take a few mins and compare the amount of goals Juve strikers scored last season as opposed to Atletico, Real, Bayern and Barcelona.

Then try to figure out whether Juve needs more Pogba or a fucking top tier striker.

for 100m you can Lasogga + Schipplock
Deal?

>95 million for Hiuguain


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