Perma-Virgin Thread

Perma-Virgin Thread

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'Sup

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Okay then...

What kind of party?

This one of course

DON'T STOP, MAKE IT POP
DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP!

So post moar

You're not posting more.....

post more faggot!

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TONIGHT IMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT

permavirgin=0% chance of STD's! pretty sweet!

Nice post satan

Wanna share some needles?

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Not absolute 0. To any sig figs, sure, but there's an infinitesimal chance he has AIDS from a blood transfusion or something, or sat on a really gross toilet seat and got herpes. Or, god forbid, does heroine. But most heroine users don't remain virginal for long.

Getting satan trips is a 1 in 1000 chance and I get them WAY more often than every thousand posts, I think Sup Forums is trying to tell me some shit.

Oy I gots stuff to do mate, and I don't have more, sorry

It's tell you to post more g/fur

That's not really my jam, amigo.

start doing sex and you'll forget fur in a jiffy

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Then why are you here?

You must be new

Not true, can confirm.

Shitposting like a fucking pro.

is someone nicknamed Otter still revolving around here?

Sure...pro

Dotter, and yes.

Don't you know I've got honorary Australian certification?

What a waste

>11111
>mfw

What'd I fucking say, kiddo.

hula hoop torso

>I am downed by a tachaunka, but headshot him saving myself
>It is 4v1 in my favor while I am on the second floor needing a pickup
>Team ignores me
>Gets slaughtered by navy seal bitch
>We lose
Its like im playing dota again

Ah, k. He's a good fella. Spoke frequently with him and some other bunch some year ago.

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He's a traitor to his goddamn country is what he is.

hi nibbles

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He is good people

Suk dis dik

Can I...nibble on it?

sit on his lap

haha, why? I recall he was slowly secceding to Poland

He voted remain like the faggot fuccboi he is that's why.

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hi nefertiticaca

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Off with his head.

wait no.. I am against brexit as well.
Put his head back. apply ducttape

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and why, little idiot, are you against brexit?

No

boots
my one weakness

Will you be here in about 10 minutes? I'll need help naming some hapless losers.

alright fine I'll just suck it like normal jeez

you're probably weak to bullets as well

Almost definitely not, I'm leaving work very soon.

I will name the worst person after you then

Maybe it's white guilt. Maybe he just wants to see his country turned to ashes

pls no make me muslamic friend

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Nah it's Rimworld, no religion

I'll probably make you a 70 year old woman with dementia and an ugly face

SORRY FOR BEING WHITE
*whips self*
*hands key to chastity belt to tyrone*

Oh that's fine, I am actually a crazy witch so

Good, bitch.

that's not a nice word to call someone

Nah I'll make you a young fit person with a shooting buff.

You might still have an ugly face or annoying voice trait or something idk thats not my decision

I dont care, im still pissed off at you.

You're too kind. Also if you roll an annoying voice trait you will actually have me since I shriek hysterically and lisp uncontrollably in normal speech.

I'm sorry friend

I heart you

Okay, I have a character

You're a 37 year old woman

Your traits are
Careful Shooter - slower fire rate, higher accuracy
Optimist - positive mood modifier

UK will eventually loose any remaining global power by seceding. UK will basically be an insignificant industrial country - a path it is walking for the past few decades.

I am not from UK, but love the country, so I want it to keep a say in global affairs,e sp. cocnernign Europe, and secondly I believe in massive global powers to be the future - Europe was forming almost to become something like USA - large united economy and united political force. Division will only mean losing power.

>optimist - positive mood modifier
I had a giggle.

Do you think Norway is an irrelevant country? It has never been part of the EU and yet is a hyperrelevant military power (relative to European militaries, anyway) and its economy is huge. The United Kingdom is the fifth biggest economy IN THE WORLD. EU or no EU, nobody can afford to lose their markets. If the EU were to cut off ties with Britain it would be cutting off its nose to spite its face, and indeed that would do the EU much worse than Britain itself because other markets would still be open to it. Furthermore the UK actually boasts the world's second most relevant military as a result of their strategic international positioning.

>and secondly I believe in massive global powers to be the future
With all due respect, you're a utopian moron.

Oh, and her past is

Youth: Foundry Apprentice
Adult: Combat Engineer

Now I have another character

Male, 20

Iron Willed
Heat Tolerant
Chemical Interest (read: alcoholic)

Youth: Shelter Child
Adult: Drifter

Don't engage him

Fuck you

Norway has huge economical and legal ties to the EU. They may have taken alone path, but it is purely because of their oil trade. They are considering joining EU.

UK may become like Norway but it's a step backwards

go away david

who do we know with a drinking problem and a strong personality OTHER than me?

I've found out that a fan in the room is a great way to make a pizza go cold too fast

...... No... I'm not eating pizza in my room...

Yes of course norway has ties to the EU. So does the united fucking states. They're a huge trading partner. But if you're PART of the EU, the EU gets to literally dictate laws to you. Your country maintains no sovereignty. Norway has its sovereignty and so too will britain, and unless the EU decides to commit suicide britain will remain economically potent.

okay I found another one

This one has pre-existing relationships

So I need the name of your Husband

He's a optimistic nudist who likes the cold.

Also, the alcoholic is now your son

Name them before you go

name my husband after katia

and then name the kid Derrispring.

>Derrispring
wut

oh never mind, i cant name your son

he's a faction leader, not the alcoholic