This is Bert. Bert is trapped in a room with a portrait, grass in a red vase, a table and a fucking door. Help Bert escape this horror.
Dubs decides what Bert does.
This is Bert. Bert is trapped in a room with a portrait, grass in a red vase, a table and a fucking door. Help Bert escape this horror.
Dubs decides what Bert does.
eat the door.
shoot up a gay bar
open the plant
succ on the portrait
first post winner
Smoke the grass
eat the table
Our fucking hero ate the fucking door. Now there's no fucking door. Great fucking job.
Next dubs decides what our fagg- I mean hero does next. You fucking failures.
Eat the portrait
eat the portrait
kek
auto erotically asphyxiate himself
Smash the vase and cuts his throat
There was a fucking safe behind the painting. Fuck..
Next dubs decides.
eat the safe...
Eat the safe
Eat the Safe
burt looks around the house for windows
eat safe
Eat himself
Shit in plant
My god..
SHIT
top kek
he wears the vase on his head, making it so that he cannot eat anything anymore
yeeesssss!
Rubs ass on carpet cause he has worms
witnessed
eat the table
re roll
This thread kek
He masterbates thinking of his wife then he opens the safe and busts a load unto the plant makes it grow through the roof
Reroll
i think Op has abandoned thread he couldnt take it anymore
Shit out a blood red sky and shit clouds
save this thread it will go down as the fastest ever solved bert
we won!
We ate the door, portrait, and himself...
glad to be a part of this wild ride
Somebody screencap this shit
come on OP don't let this thread 404 before you update your pic
This fucking thread
sorry for the delay. MY father is what some call a massive faggot.
Bert ate himself He's in stomache acid now. What the fuck did you faggoots do. Vore is bad. Fuck you.
God damn first faggot now Bert.
eat his stomache
Eat himself again....
Drink all the acid.
open the door
Look behind the portrait
eat himself again
Eat himself create a rip in time so he can escape the room and end up somewhere else....
Eat the portrait
Reroll
Eat the plant
Rerolls
Reroll for this
Eat through the stomach lining.
Check pockets
Eat the plant
Kek.reroll
Eat plant
Eat his way out
This 100
This
rolling
Rolling for this shit.
Eat door again.
This!
Frank eats his way out of the stomach
Jerk of Into his stomach acid and see what happens
Rolling for this
Rollllllllllllll
Ok
this
EAT THE FUCKING SAFE, BERT
There we are.
Kek just pure kek
Break something in half, then push it back together, making it whole. Crawl through hole. Winrar
Thissss
Rerolling for glory
winrar
right lads
Please dubs for this
please include me in the screencap
Everyone dies the end
He jizzed into his stomach acid and through a chemical reaction a door appeared.
This is fucking retarded. Bert suddenly comes downs with a severe case of autism.
Dubs decides what Bert does next.
eat the image
he eats the door
eat the door
He eats the door
Art
re-roll
Bert decides to magically make a group of niggers enter through the door and rape his butthole
eat the door
take a nap
EAT THE FUCKING SAFE BERT
Rolling for hive mind glory
he opens the fucking door.
reroll
Eats himself and creates a rip in the time space continuum that leads out of the room
Eat his dick off