This is Bert. Bert is trapped in a room with a portrait, grass in a red vase, a table and a fucking door...

This is Bert. Bert is trapped in a room with a portrait, grass in a red vase, a table and a fucking door. Help Bert escape this horror.

Dubs decides what Bert does.

eat the door.

shoot up a gay bar

open the plant

succ on the portrait

first post winner

Smoke the grass

eat the table

Our fucking hero ate the fucking door. Now there's no fucking door. Great fucking job.

Next dubs decides what our fagg- I mean hero does next. You fucking failures.

Eat the portrait

eat the portrait

kek

auto erotically asphyxiate himself

Smash the vase and cuts his throat

There was a fucking safe behind the painting. Fuck..

Next dubs decides.

eat the safe...

Eat the safe

Eat the Safe

burt looks around the house for windows

eat safe

Eat himself

Shit in plant

My god..

SHIT

top kek

he wears the vase on his head, making it so that he cannot eat anything anymore

yeeesssss!

Rubs ass on carpet cause he has worms

witnessed

eat the table

re roll

This thread kek

He masterbates thinking of his wife then he opens the safe and busts a load unto the plant makes it grow through the roof

Reroll

i think Op has abandoned thread he couldnt take it anymore

Shit out a blood red sky and shit clouds

save this thread it will go down as the fastest ever solved bert

we won!
We ate the door, portrait, and himself...

glad to be a part of this wild ride

Somebody screencap this shit

come on OP don't let this thread 404 before you update your pic

This fucking thread

sorry for the delay. MY father is what some call a massive faggot.

Bert ate himself He's in stomache acid now. What the fuck did you faggoots do. Vore is bad. Fuck you.

God damn first faggot now Bert.

eat his stomache

Eat himself again....

Drink all the acid.

open the door

Look behind the portrait

eat himself again

Eat himself create a rip in time so he can escape the room and end up somewhere else....

Eat the portrait

Reroll

Eat the plant

Rerolls

Reroll for this

Eat through the stomach lining.

Check pockets

Eat the plant

Kek.reroll

Eat plant

Eat his way out

This 100

This

rolling

Rolling for this shit.

Eat door again.

This!

Frank eats his way out of the stomach

Jerk of Into his stomach acid and see what happens

Rolling for this

Rollllllllllllll

Ok

this

EAT THE FUCKING SAFE, BERT

There we are.

Kek just pure kek

Break something in half, then push it back together, making it whole. Crawl through hole. Winrar

Thissss

Rerolling for glory

winrar

right lads

Please dubs for this

please include me in the screencap

Everyone dies the end

He jizzed into his stomach acid and through a chemical reaction a door appeared.

This is fucking retarded. Bert suddenly comes downs with a severe case of autism.

Dubs decides what Bert does next.

eat the image

he eats the door

eat the door

He eats the door

Art

re-roll

Bert decides to magically make a group of niggers enter through the door and rape his butthole

eat the door

take a nap

EAT THE FUCKING SAFE BERT

Rolling for hive mind glory

he opens the fucking door.

reroll

Eats himself and creates a rip in the time space continuum that leads out of the room

Eat his dick off