ITT: Badly explain a films plot and everyone guesses

ITT: Badly explain a films plot and everyone guesses
>The own time main character isn't a self abusing pussy is when he's a bad ass when he's sleeping

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Fight club?

Yep

Lesbian fish forgets everything

Finding nemo

Long time ago, but somehow in the future.

Some people call him "The Dark Defender"

Star wars

Back to the Future

Correct , or Finding Dory

yea
nah

Have to repost this one that I saw before in one of these threads:
awkward teenage boy discovers he can shoot white sticky substance out of his body
(no, it's not a porno)

Dexter?

Spiderboy

Spiderguy*

These are too easy.
Here's a hard one for you.
>nignog is murdered
>who dunnit
>new York is a shit hole
>trains trains and trains
>honkies, mulattos, and nignogs fight all night

Spidermam*

Spiderman

uncle 2?

Yeah that's what I meant.

>Wrongfully accused of killing someone
>get sent to prison
>get friends there
>one of friends is nigger
>gay people start to try and rape you
>warden an hero

>2 fat guys
>rock
>satanism
>weed
>cockass

yes, of course (although the other titles would probably be more appropriate)

Wow, so easy.

The warriors

Shawshank Redemption

Shawshank redemption?

Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

Fuck me I tried to be as vague as possible

Shawshank skank dank memes

inception

Winrar

the warriors 1979

>computer kid invents something
>everybody's butthurt

>OP be cowboy
>be in the mountain with a cowboy friend

this one is easy so i will try to make it hard
>beethoven
>ultraviolence

dexters laboratory

cringy group of teenagers tries to get laid

A Clockwork Orange

You're not even trying user.

>guy with huge dick
>70's good times
>80's bad times
>ass in her cock

a clockwork orange

Social Network?

I CAN'T QUIT YOU!!

The social network

nope
yep

>guy smokes a lot of pot and goes bowling

Boogie Nights?

boogie nights

>fuck you
>niggers
>ow my freaking ear
>fuck
>nigger

>the one that started the shitty franchise
>overrated to hell
>not spooky enough for me
>why is it raining inside a spaceship?

yeah

The big fuccbowski

high schoolers go to a strip club and buy drugs to solve a murder

yep

are there nihilists?

this better not be alien

the big lebowski

>girl
>loves her sister
>fights some niggas
>becomes rich

>stoners, blackie, and lesbo
>murder chuckie and will hunting

yup, it's alien

>wake up on boat
>oh shit nigga
>russian fisherman are like wtf
>find out ur rlly good at killing people
>badassmuthafucka.mp4
>find out you were cia assassin
>WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>fuck random girl you found in alleyway
>she gets shot in the face in the next movie

>try and rape you
>try
You need to rewatch user.

>drives to us city with friend
>hangs out there with friend
>lots of drugs

>become new news anchor
>everything going well
>swoll af
>fucking jim carrey
>guess i'll be god now

ezmode.jpg

Bourne Identity

hunger games

No, Donny. These men are cowards.

Wait they did rape him? Shit nigga i havent seen that movie in a while

american pie
superbad

Bruce Almighty

You are a colossal fucking faggot

Bruce kekmighty

There´s this girl and this guy and shes this guy and the guy fucks her so shes her father and her fucker

yep

Any guesses? Come on now

>booby traps entire toy store

Yep. Morgan freeman does the narration
>I wish I could tell you that Andy was able to fight the sisters off, but this is real life.

they ruin an article of his livingroom furniture

Anybody have the gif of this pic but her farting out tacos?

fear and loathing

Batman.

Come on, it really isn't good

Ohhhh yeah thats right i forgot about that.

A rich kid from Buenos Aires takes up a career killing bugs against his parents wishes and subsequently becomes one of the greatest Argentinian heroes of all time while most of his school mates just get killed.

Yes

FaLiLV?

>farts tacos

Porky's, or American Pie.

starship troopers

Shawshank redemption

A local boiler technician teaches a group of teenagers that dreams really do come true

both wrong

Lebowski has already been done

nightmare on elm street

loud sound, shit goes down

Alien

Allegedly spent summers in the UK.

>4 girls
>pretend to be 4 guys
>want people to love them

>won't sell car to russian fags
>get robbed by russian fags
>kill russian fags entire family

Ding ding ding! Also nice trips