so whenever I'm about to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, I take out the bread, peanut butter, strawberry jam, and one single knife for spreading. I lay the bread out like a mattress and then I check to see if the jam has been used before. If the jam is brand new, I'll use the clean knife in it, because it is a virgin jam and it deserves respect. But after the initial breadknife penetration, the jam will only receive knives previously covered in peanut butter, because I can wipe the extra peanut butter off on the other bread piece easier than I can wipe off jam, and I'd prefer not to cross contaminate.
Benjamin Butler
I have a weird habit of letting OP ramble on with one of his sill stories right before I fuck him in his gay ass.
Parker Lewis
I like to put brains in my tub and marinate them in my own urine
Then I take off all my clothes and jump in for a good soak.
Logan Hill
If a plastic spoon or fork is ran through the dishwasher, I will make sure to use it as soon as possible. When I use it I am rough, I miss treat it. I will treat it poorly because it is trash that does not deserve a proper wash like the rest of the silverware, but it has stolen away in the dishwasher and now will be used, broken, and thrown away.
Ian Wilson
>peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
That's honestly weird enough. That's not a snack, that's a god damned dessert.
Christopher Lewis
My weird habits is that I check myself before I wreck myself
Easton Lewis
No one fucking said it was a snack
Lincoln Cook
what makes it a dessert to you?
Brandon Foster
When I was younger I would poop like once a week. So when I did finally poop it would be a massive log and would always clog the toilet. My parents always unclogged it for me. but it was always very embarrassing and I felt a lot of guilt/shame. I decided to cut up my shits with a butter knife so my logs would never clog a toilet again. I hide this knife in my room. I wash it before stowing it away for future logs. Sometimes I forget my log knife in the bathroom. I fear one day my log knife will accidentally make it's way back into the kitchen to be used by my family or me. I shit daily now, so I have little use for my log knife. but I've become so paranoid about clogging toilets that I even use it on small logs.
This is a true story.
Elijah Turner
It's basically just carbs and sugar, especially with considering the filth you amerifats consider peanut butter.
Ayden Collins
but what are you to eat when you are a poor college student?
Dylan Scott
Every time I eat a sandwich with sausage or bacon in it I need to chew eat bite beyond necessary so it becomes a mush, then I just kinda keep chewing on that for a minute.
I cut my nails with a knife.
Sometimes when speaking I feel the need to spit out my "p"s and have to concentrate on not doing it.
I sometimes don't eat for days because I just think "take a drink of water and see if you're still hungry in 20 minutes" and I never am.
Sometimes I just go and live on the streets for a few days for no real reason, just to see if I can.
Sometimes I go to the bathroom just to wipe my ass - not because it's dirt, sweaty, I took a shit etc - I just feel the need to wipe it.
I see how long I can go without pissing so that when I do it feels really satisfying.
I frequent many boards in Sup Forums.org
Tyler Jackson
>tfw you steal a story almost word for word from reddit
Tyler Gray
I don't know, I'll have to check and see if there's anything else to put on a sandwich than peanut butter and jelly.
Isaac Price
>carbs >sugar >protein It is low cost, calorie dense food. What is the problem?
Bentley Moore
>tfw someone else in the world does this and I'm not alone.
Asher Reed
PB&J? I haven't had one of those since my 20s. Are you poor as fuck or what?
Luke Adams
mattvee twentyninenenene ?
Nathan Hill
You live a sad life. That and peanut butter is healthy as fuck.
Josiah Wilson
I always use the peanut butter first because I do not keep it in the fridge and the preserves are perishable. That's about it for me regarding PP&J.
Michael Harris
Depending on what you use it makes for a fine meal. Nuts, fruits, and a grain of your choice.
Kayden Wilson
I don't find this humorous or interesting.
Blake Stewart
Most of the non-organic peanut butter only has a few grams of sugar per serving.
Hunter Price
Don't delude yourself, it's a bunch of sugar and shit. Not healthy by any means, but not that bad for you either
Brody Gomez
I do the ass wiping thing too. It never comes out dirty sometimes I just feel the urge to wipe my ass.
Zachary Hill
Don't use high sugar preserves then, or slather it on at a 1:1 ratio to the bread. The only way it's not healthy is if you make it that way.
Bentley Foster
Hearts? EAT THE FUCKING SANDWHICH DAMN WHITE PEOPLE
Aiden Garcia
>peanut butter is bad Fuck you.
Benjamin Stewart
One day I cut down a tree with an axe in the woods. Since then, every time I go outside, I pee on the stump. The stump is always soaking wet and is getting darker from all the urine.
Camden Cooper
Peanut butter is the best thing about a PB&J. The bread and jelly is very high glycemic, ya tard.