How do i get my balls this big?

How do i get my balls this big?

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Stretching.

Been doing it for a few months now.
Just be careful when you start, don't overdo it.

Pituitary gland condition

Start to pull them firmly and constantly every day... The body will adapt.

Maybe he's born with it...msybe it's Maybeline

Wait till you are 80.

Honestly, begin eating your cum. When you eat it the protiens from it make its way back being that's where it came from. They go back and start insulting the sack and in turn makes it larger.

HCG

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Also, there are ways to make cum more bareable to eat. Mine tasted like sugar

Is this useful for something?

I've sucked my own dick for 7 years and my balls haven't grown any larger, so your claims are bullshit. :)

I hope you have a great day

have this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele

I've always have smaller than average balls.
As a kid, we would go on these school trips to the local swimming pool center and these two arab girls(french fag here) would make fun of me and laugh while pointing at my crotch, what's funny is that I only realized what they were laughing at years later.
I've always been jealous of other guy's bulges because mine was always "flat", it still is to this day but I'm no longer embarrassed about it because I frankly gave up on my "sex appeal" or whatever, but that's another story.
I also remember talking about this with my best friend back in engineering prep school(his bulge was MASSIVE) and he said he would rather have a flat crotch while wearing pants, grass is always greener I guess...

I wouldn't recommend it. Why would you want your balls hanging lower than your cock?

Repeated testicular trauma.
If you beat you balls every couple days, they will grow larger.
Be careful not to go too hard, as too much can actually cause damage...but you need to hit yourself hard enough and enough times to cause some pretty good pain.
What happens is, with trauma, the tissues swell up with blood, very similar to how cauliflower ear is, like what you see on professional fighters. After a while, the fluid solidifies in the tissues, and it looks bigger. Completely harmless, no side effects of the fluid building up and solidifying other than aesthetics.
Just remember, it takes years of repeated trauma to accomplish these kinds of results.

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Stretching will not make your balls bigger, but will make them hang lower, not the same thing.

Take cold showers, wear cool, loose underwear and cloth pants in hot weather, and your balls actually will grow.

In other words, heat kills your balls, keep them fucking cool all the time and they will get bigger.

should have checked for typoes

wassup French boy

Source please

is this some new kind of fetish or some shit?

Confirmed, well done wise user.
Sup Forums can give out serious life help, I'm impressed.

Join the imperial guard

He's right you know.

Vasectomy, mine are large egg sized after I got snipped.
After a week one swelled up to potato size, infection.
>yuk

>fluid solidifying
sure that makes sense like a blood clot, entirely harmless

NO

Sorry to tell you, but you have advanced type 3 diabetes.

There is this syndrome. Doubt you have it though.

Tbh it works quite well

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>Insulting the sack

That is exactly the reason why I join this filthy and nasty place... Gold

uuh sauce on that gif?

how gutted ar ya that ya fooked up the speeling! HA

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So Close

I read somewhere that zinc will temporarily increase the size of your balls.

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that starts with dubs :)

Rollerino

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Keep on rollin baby

i think the dude whats bigger balls not a bigger sack but i could be wrong

Nah, He wants these

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