*How to pick up girls ?*

*How to pick up girls ?*
* Any advice are welcome *

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>TEN RULES FOR BE MAN
1. Dress like pussy for you all of it. All of it. (guyinsuit.jpg)
2. If you group and another man do, bite his spine. establish dominance
3. Drive car. Not poor people/minority.
4. Don’t let some woman.
5. Fight
6. Join a gym and buy shirts
5. Don’t videogames gay
6. Yell and finger good
11 Avoid feelings unless mad about sportloss

Post face pic and glad to advise

Just be yourself.

Don't smoke meth like her

Be good-looking and/or have lots and lots of money.

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FOR GODS SAKE, OP. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T BE YOURSELF

She doesn't do drugs virgin.

Go watch Sasha Daygame on youtube.. obviously.. if you still cant figure it out read The Game by Neil Strauss and then Mystery Method by Mystery.. Good Luck op

Eye contact, open your mouth just a little to sneak in a smile, and say how you love her YouTube channel. When she says, "Uh, I think you have the wrong person", you apologize and tell her how embarrassed you are and start talking to her. Everyone, guys, girls, and gays love to be confused with a celebrity. It's their 2 seconds of mistaken fame, and they'll suck your dick for it.

this sounds so retarded that it could actually work

>text her 'hello'
>wait exactly 2 seconds
>text her 'hello?' again
>wait three seconds
>type 'pls respond'
>repeat until response received
>ask her 'r u mad at me?'

bitches LOVE that shit

Grab her by the throat with one hand and pussy with the other, in a fluent motion bring your hands above your head with the woman still licked in the grib.
You have now picked up a girl.
(resilts may vary)

can anyone confirm

This

Number 4 is crucial

As long as you're not a faggot creeper or look like Stephen Hawking, you're good to go

be a pathetic loser attention whore

fairly attractive.
ill try this sometime.

Lift with the legs

Confidence! Girls can smell pussies from a mile away

>underrated post

im a fucking asshole with no real concept on how humans perceive things.
will also try this.

>this

Chicks smell a lack of confidence the way an animal smells fear.

My go to is "Excuse me, I just wanted to say hi cuz I thought you were cute." It's simple and usually works. I just have to watch myself because in a small town, if you do it too much, it can come back to bite you.

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>starting a conversation with an apology

fuck off omega

dude you're a fucking god.
teach me your ways.

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This only works when you're at least above average in the looks department... any lower, then you risk embarrassing her in front of her friends. Girls don't like ugly guys hitting on them. They don't mind being friends with an ugly guy. So if you're ugly, the only chance you have is to be friends with her first, then see where it goes

Fuck, I haven't been biting spine.

Just hang out with them, it's not that hard