Bert declares that Eat It is a brand new meme and drives the point home by sitting on a PC that he spawned

Bert declares that Eat It is a brand new meme and drives the point home by sitting on a PC that he spawned.

Nigger with a gun violently opposes this act claiming that it will bring ruin to the world.

What does Bert do now??

bert finds a key and unlocks the door inside his stomach, thereby escaping the room

ignore nigger, eat pc

Eat the fucking portrait already you stupid motherfucker

His meme gains him worldwide popularity

eat another pumpkin

>USE
Red Key
>with
Safe

brings ruin to the world

Winarrr

start dreaming about a ginger girl

Bert demands a sacrifice of dat boi to prove the niggers prophecy us true

Bert eats shit and dies. He lands in hell just to be covered in faggot traps

nice trips
WINRAR

Eats computer

reroll

Eat the painting, if here is a safe behind it, he shits out the red key and unlock it. He then proceeds to shit the door out and unlock it.

PUT PUMPKIN IN ANUS

Lol, this guy has played zork

Bert commands the nig to eat the portrait, or else he will release this meme to the world

All of these together

...

winrar

>he didn't he the portrait even though i got dubs

PUT PUMPKIN IN ANUS!!

> someone got dubs before you faggot

PUMPKIN IN ANUS

Someone else got dubs first, faggot

BERT EATS THE PC AND THIS CAUSES NIGGER WITH A GUN TO BECOME A SPIDER NIGGER WITH NOT JUST ONE GUN, BUT 8 SEPARATE GUNS! HE BECOMES HOSTILE TOWARDS BERT!

HOW DOES BERT REACT!

>wake up
>think about a ginger girl
>start daydreaming about her

please

PUMPKIN
U
M
P
K
I
N

IN
N

ANUS
N
U
S

anyone even have a cap of the last 2 threads?

bert eats key and chokes to death

now he never will

Bert stomps on spider nigger with a giant boot

Smashes vase on niggers head

EAT THE NIGGER

PUMPKIN IN DA ANUS

Simple.
He eats himself.

r & key

He shoots the PC out as a high speed projectile

Smashes nigger through prortrait

he injects a pumpkin directly into his anus

anyone have a screen cap of these threads so far?

he has spider sex with it and uploads it to deep web

He eats himself

bert realizes the thread is going to shit and kills himself

Bert drops piano on spider nigger

Kicks niggers spider balls

eats spider-nigger then becomes spider-bert

Bert decides that maybe a life eating things isn't a life worth living, despite the nigger, and dies.

Bert does what he should have done in the first place.

He puts the nig out of his misery and searches for more to hang.

re

eat himself

the spidernig flees with the portrait

wastes dubs :(
also SHARPIE IN POOPER

NO BUT BERT DOES AND HE EATS IT

winrar

Efg appears and squashes spider!

winrar

Winrar

Eats spider nig

winder

>
>winrar
WINRARCEPTION

NIGRAR

HITLER DUBS DEMANDS IT

>for more to hang?
Is anyone ever decided as much what do?

pumpkin in anus

Too late pumpkin lova

PuMpKiN iN aNuS¡

bert meets ernie and they do the gay sex together

Bump

After remembering a post he read on Sup Forums he quickly lynches the nigger and laughs. He then heads off into the sunset to find more monkeys to hang.

The End...

or is it?

dubs decide

THE END, bert walks out the door hole

Not the end. Bert joins the KKK and they go on a nigger hunting expedition.

the end

not the end
bert does the gay porns with ernie

This shit's dying, may abandon soon. Anyone got a screencap?

r

rr

The end.

...

He is killed by police and dies, along with the thread.

And So Ends the Tale of Bert

bert does the gay porn

Eat sunset

Let's go inside the nigger's stomach and eat what he had for more power!
What can possibly go wrong?

roll

I do. I'll make a thread of it once I finish compiling my 117 screencaps.

Efg appears and whisks bert away to a land of happiness.....but fails

Unfortunate winrar

RINRAR

My dumb ass is back you fricken heckers xDDDDDDDDDDD Reddit bros

Dubs decides how Bert fights Redditbro453

BERT HAS A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP WITH A SPAGHETTIMONSTER AND SHITS OUT TINY LITTLE PENISES

Noooo police brutality.....
Rip bert!

He successfully removes all non-whites from the world.

The end.

fuck you shit dick

Bert decides to follow his life-long dream of being an inflation porn star

krijg kanker in je kankerhoofd

I wish this won...

Checked

kek

WINRAR