There are people who still haven't accepted the plain and simple fact that a worldwide flood killed the dinosaurs by drowning them and rapidly burying them - turning most of them into fossils.
It truly beggars belief that they'll entertain any dumb theory, like aliens or meteors, but say "flood" and you're deemed a religious nutcase.
The issue of religion is irrelevant in the first place. Just because the event was described in the bible (as well as other ancient texts), doesn't mean it didn't happen.
A global flood is the most logical explanation for the evidence we see around the world.
Aaron Gutierrez
Are you retarded?
Jaxson Murphy
Are you retarded?
Grayson Clark
Great argument, friendo.
Jason Rogers
But are you retarded, though?
Xavier Young
...
Andrew Powell
you honestly believe a metoer which landed in the ocean, hell it doesn't even need to land in the ocean if it's big enough, couldn't cause worldwide tsunamis?
Lucas Ross
I must be to think any semblance of intelligent conversation could be found on Sup Forums.
Lincoln Bennett
But is he retarded?
James Price
Are you retarded? Why are you avoiding this question?
Christopher James
Are you retarded?
Jack Gutierrez
So you're definitely retarded then?
Sebastian Green
Are you retarded tho?
Anthony Edwards
>Just because the event was described in the bible (as well as other ancient texts)
There are over 200 flood myths from around the world, from Hawaiians to Inuits.
Evan Foster
No it isn't. A global flood isn't physically possible. Because where did all that water go?
Grayson Parker
Confirmed retard?
Jayden Garcia
Get this samefaggotry bullshit out of here
Parker Jenkins
Honestly, it could have been anything and we would never have known Maybe it was a flood Maybe it was aliens Maybe it was meteor Maybe it was meaty-or Maybe it was the result of Dan Backslide stealing a runabout Maybe it was a bologna sandwich that cockslapped the Earth And we would be none the wiser
Angel Hernandez
It's frozen
Wyatt Phillips
That's what I said. And the fact that so many different cultures describe a worldwide flood is further evidence that it happened. But of course, they're just "myths" and have no basis in reality, right?
Lucas Diaz
yall need Graham Hancock.
Jordan Taylor
so did the dinos try to build an ark to lead 2 of every kind to a promised land to start a new? was it called the raptor? >clevergirl.gif
Samuel Ortiz
Yep and noone was around 60 million years ago to write about it. Flood stories refer to last ice age -~12000 years ago.
Chase Cruz
It was followed by the Ice Age. It's all frozen in the polar ice caps. Remember what scientists are saying about rising sea levels if they melt? It's a repeat of history.
Joshua Kelly
Are you retarded?
Ian Jones
But is he retarded?
Cameron Smith
thats exactly fucking right because humans werent around when the dinos died, you retard
Jason Jackson
The jar on the top left. They had spaghetti back then?
Jack Hughes
and where did it all come from ?? and who paid the water bill ?? the flood. probably the most idiotic story in the bible.
Joseph Murphy
If the flood did happen please explain how we have the genetic variation of animals that we have if only two of each were saved
Gabriel Martin
You think it only happened once?
Xavier Lewis
>be me >raptor living in great age of dinobros >sky wizard complains we don't worship him enough >I think he's a herbivore faggot tbh fam >Constantly bitches about how we live a life of sin >Probably assmad I ate that cluster of eggs >One day water starts rising >OhDinoShit.textrock >If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight, by reading this you have given up all immunities
Joseph Jenkins
Are you autistic?
Hudson King
You can prove that, can you?
Jeremiah Roberts
I fucking kek at how you used memes. Also nice trips. Also nice not using that never ending story bitch.
Thomas Nelson
Polar ice caps. Caused by global warming, followed by an Ice Age
Eli Rivera
well now, aren't you a good little liberal ?? you must have a poster of al gore taped to the ceiling over your bed.
Henry Morris
Suck my smelly dick.
Logan Myers
found the guy that thinks the flintstones was a historically accurate show
Lucas Bell
>Automatically assuming because he's talking about global warming he's a liberal
Republicant detected
Joseph Cooper
There are statistics down to the right. Literally impossible to be samefag soooo I guess you're retarded?
Thomas Bell
Wait you think that's not a thing?
You think that global warming can't cause the melting of the ice caps, and taht can;t cause global flooding?
Ryan Kelly
The area's that flooded where around syria, specifically mesopotamia , which was where it all kicked off. YOu fucking dink. To someone living there at the time it would seem like the world has flooded.
THe ark is depicted as a pyramid in many examples and even describes as such. The knowledge is there... FUCKing dinks
Isaiah Hill
and gravitated to opposing poles ?? your autism is in full swing today.
Elijah Rivera
No-one's talking about the bible. We're talking about a real, global event. And besides, there are a fuckton less animals today than there have ever been in history.
Tyler Brooks
If humans wasnt around during the Flintstones, then who could have written about it???
Check and mate. Debate me bro
Alexander Cooper
I normally dont respond to these things, however...
Lincoln Taylor
Al Gore should have let someone else do the presentation because dumb fucks like you will forever politicize the issue. God forbid we switch to clean renewable energy only to find out we didn't have to.
Elijah Diaz
>climate change is liberal agenda
I guess... if a conservative agenda is just straight up retarded and denying science and facts, but that's cool, repubs have been anti-science for a while anyway. why stop now.
Thomas Morales
Wow, you are utterly ignorant. Read up on fossilization.
And geology.
Jason Hughes
Megaladon, Kronosaurus, Lioplueredon, Dakosaurus, Shonisaurus, Cryptoclidus, Clidastes, Plotosaurus, Pachyrachys, etc, explain why these fuckers aren't still swimming about then.
Oliver Nelson
I bet you think believe Armageddon was a documentary.
Charles Bailey
No, thats just the only part of the complete freeze that hasn;t already melted.
Jackson Harris
wrong. niggers are animals and they've overpopulated everywhere.
Julian Long
>be me >playing sim Earth >dinos eating each other oh fug >wait, hairless monkey is fucking a dino >oh shit, lots of hairless monkies are raping each other and using dinos to rape each other >fucking murder and rape and dino fucking fire shit >haven't even moded in dragons yet >Start New Game? >about to hit yes >one hairless monkey is not raping or doing weird butt stuff with dinos >give him boat >>water_level set 256 >fuck you dino fuckers >>time set current +40 >water_level set 0 >dinner time, brb
Matthew Young
They died in the subsequent ice age
Owen Robinson
where would all the water come from
where would it go
Cameron Evans
you should read up on geology because the evidence is there of a sudden mass ice cap melting thousands of years ago, to the extent where giant boulders which would take hundreds of men to carry have been displaces for several miles via large streams of melted ice.
Ian Russell
Trips confirms OP is a fedora wearing vapfag
Adam White
i mean we have such great dinotime puns too i mean how could those exist if humans weren't around with dinos too right?
Caleb Morris
Soooo you are retarded?
Jackson Thomas
polar ice caps
Colton Adams
Kek
Thomas Foster
Who says they aren't. The ocean is a deep, unexplored place.
Connor Smith
exactly! Skin colors aren't shown in fossils, so how else could we know that the T Rex was green, and brown, and purple, and red, and lilac?
Luke Cooper
I prefer the term 'outdated farm equipment'
Except a rusty old tractor won't steal your shit and lower property value in your neighborhood.
I have also never seen a tractor chase fat white girls.
Jack Parker
>where would it go
You ever hear of a thing call the sea?
>70% of the world's surface is covered by water >"A global flood is impossible"
Samuel Hernandez
are you telling me bruce willis didn't save us all from an asteroid while aurosmith got his daughter to bang? someone needs to go back to college for a better learnings if you think that didn't happen buddy
Levi Ross
There isn't even enough water on earth to cover all land shitwad. Even if the ice caps melt that would only raise water level several meters.
Angel Ward
>less animals Oh, so we are making things up. >Electricity is just the spirit of humanity that has been channeled >Cats only live for 1 year, but they clone themselves prior to death. That's why we say cats have 9 lives >black lives matter
Chase King
>you honestly believe a metoer which landed in the ocean, hell it doesn't even need to land in the ocean if it's big enough, couldn't cause worldwide tsunamis?
What I have never been able to understand is if a monster meteor struck the earth creating some kind of nuclear winter that eventually killed all the dinosaurs.. how did mammals, plants, sea life survive for the years that it took the planet to clear itself up?
Jayden Myers
Keep in mind that the flood stories were written by people who didn;t have satellite technology. A flood taht covered all they could see would be, to them, a global flood.
Ryder Foster
>So many different cultures describe a flood
yeah, its almost like flooding happens all over the world. Dumbass. Cultyure reflects historical realities. People, being water-dependent, have often set up societies where floods happen
You do know none of those cultures crossed the globe? Their "great floods" engulfed "the world", the world they knew that is. A couple thousand miles tops
Jeremiah White
>do you even geology bro
Are you retarded OP?
Nolan Foster
so many dubs of truth in this thread.... they try to tell us they had feathers but i mean cmon feathers? they are big reptiles, what kind of reptiles have feathers? the kind that are lies! #scaleydinos20,000,000bc
how else could rocko welsch have gotten his footage? explain that.... >pro-tip: you can't
Justin Miller
So polar ice caps flooded africa and south america?
Are you clinically retarded or is that your attempt at rubbing two brain cells together? Water doesn't just leap from the oceans to the tops of mountain ranges.
Jonathan Scott
Because if there were 40ft predatory reptiles still swimming about someone would have noticed them. At the very least a corpse or two would have washed up on a beach.
Gavin Barnes
We're smaller. Dinos died because food became scarce, and they literally couldn;t find enough food to eat to support such a large mass. Smaller animals survived.
Matthew Powell
You're right OP, the fossil on the bottom right shows clear signs of drowning.
Daniel Sullivan
Wait a minute. If PEOPLE recorded this how the fuck would it kill dinosaurs? They where extinct a long time before people even where around.
Grayson Garcia
Because as apocalyptic as giant meteor impact is, out doesn't mean to obliterate completely. If you want that crash the moon into the earth.
Joshua Butler
You keep missing the point taht these flood stories were written by people who didn;t have satellites. If a flood covered all that they could see, that would be seen by them as a global flood.
Adam Moore
why would fish have been fossilized in a flood??? /thread
Dominic Brooks
I think you quoted the wrong person.
Logan Bailey
People recorded some floods, and prior to that, the fossil record proves it.
Benjamin Cook
OP is sort of correct. The meteor that created the Gulf of Mexico triggered the mother of all tsunamis, followed by millennia of titanic volcanic activity as the earth's mantle settled. The tsunami, followed by literally thousands of years of volcanoes, triggered a melting of pretty much every drop of frozen water on the planet, and the ensuing raised global water level could indeed be described as a "flood".
However, this even happened roughly 65 million years ago. Humans, as we genetically recognize them, are roughly 400,000 years old. At the time of the dinosaurs' extinction, we were literally shrews. Whatever flood was mentioned in the bible (and other ancient texts), if real, happened about 64.5 million years after the last dinosaur went extinct.
Fun fact: we're attempting to recreate a much smaller version of the biblical "flood" with global warming.
Sebastian Watson
No, I answered the first half of their post
Jayden Kelly
What is warm blooded for $200 please Bob.
Warm blooded animals took advantage of the fact that dinosaurs and all their like couldn't move and died en mass due to them literally not being able to start their bodies and mammals evolved differently due to the lack of larger predators.
TL:DR; Same reason there's no snakes in the North Pole but there are bears and penguins.
Justin Smith
People weren't stupid in the past. I think they'd know the difference between a local flood and a worldwide flood if they happened to interact with different people from around the world when it happened.
>"How did you ever survive that worldwide flood?" >"What flood?"
Joseph Ortiz
Silt/sediment from the flood.
Imagine every volcano on earth erupting. Imagine the fountains of the deep opening up. Imagine 6000 feet of water covering the earth for a year.
The flood wasn't a rain event; it was an ELE.
Isaiah Thomas
That's actually not a stupid observation, you see... A meteor probably fell on earth, that's for sure, there's a huge ass crater in Mexico, BUT the meteor didn't kill everything.... think it as a chain of happenings. Meteor falls, huge explosion, tectonic plates are all scrambled, which leads to volcanic eruptions everywhere. Naturally, all the gas released by the meteor impact and volcanoes would create a dense atmosphere retaining a lot of heat and, consequentially, melting the ice poles. It has been proven that if ice poles melt a good part of the planet would be underwater. So, the world floods, dinosaurs die, the same dense atmosphere that stops the sun from warming te earth generates a massive ice age, water dragging and sediments cover bodies, world keeps moving.
I probably just said a lot of bullshit to someone who knows but w/e, here are my 2 cents.
Brayden Martin
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Robert Fisher
>This 1cm layer of rock is a million years old!
Are you retarded?
Samuel Powell
The flood caused basically a nuclear winter that froze the poles.
Dominic Rodriguez
that's not how it works you little shit
Carson Phillips
Forgot to link to post.
Kayden Thompson
Loch Ness Monster?
Gabriel Bell
You kids are stupid. Yeah there was was a flood. Ocean levels went up nearly 400ft. See dumbasses, we are in an ice age. What this little climate you're used to is doing is merely a warm spell between glaciations. Yeah the ice caps are melting. That's what they're supposed to do. And then they'll reform. The glaciers will return and wipe most every evidence of us away. Like they have done like 5 times before.
Matthew Walker
Do you not see how your example leaves the world in bits and pieces? Not covered in layers of dried mud?
Wyatt Moore
What happens when a fuckton of mud is deposited on top of you as you're eating your dinner?