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>because we had so much fun in the last one...

How many lights do you see?

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There... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!!!

154 lights

I SEE ALL OF THE LIGHTS

Picard and the five lights

>Be director
>Let's put David Warner and Patrick Stewart in a room together
>Welp, my work is done

Captain Jellico was an unreasonable dick though

Oh wow! Good Nyborg!

youtube.com/watch?v=LzjyPZ76OO4

So intense, it was barely watchable.

But not my favourite eposode. Which is 'the measure of a man' (Data's legal status as a being)

Oh, and Vash, of course.

Why only one my son. The light of God of course.

>he later stars on stargate as essentially the same type of character
>his name is literally dick

Shut your wrinkly faggot mouth, big bird.

>unreasonable
As a military commander, no he wasn't. Pardon the Federation for getting a guy who doesn't dance around everyone's feelings for once. Dick got shit done.

/this

You don't fuck with a crews duty/sleep schedule and get them all fucked up and fatigued right before sticking them into a potential combat situation.

WTF man!?

>Dick got shit done.
No wonder he was so anal.

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Oh, here's a good idea! Lets get the whole crew jet-lagged and then put them in a situation where a single mistake will start an interstellar war!

That'll work out just great!

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I've noticed a lot of Star Trek people on SG1. Quark for one cracked me up when I realized it was him.

Bunch of pussies. Oh boo hoo, the crew can't handle a change in the rotation shifts because some people might not get their beauty sleep for one fucking day. If it were up to you we'd all be eating Taspar eggs for breakfast.

A lot of those actors did the rounds on practically every sci-fi series on television.

It's because they're all shot in vancouver.
Pretty much every "that guy" in vancouver tv shows started on xfiles.

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Orwell's 2 + 2 = 5 theory is strong in this episode.
One of my fav. Good job OP, like your choice.

Look up all the roles Patricia Tallman's had on TNG alone, it's insane. I think SG is about the only thing she *hasn't* been in.

>All these serious and tragic accidents where BLAMED on a lack of sleep
Fixed.

>Power transfer levels need to be upgraded by twenty percent. The efficiency of your warp coils is also unsatisfactory.

Just who you think you is?

I'd rather be led by General Krim.

It's not like everyone was sleeping at their consoles. He changed the rotation shifts. I'm sure that's possible without putting sleep deprived people on duty, it's just hard on the planners to actually make the change initially.

VIER LICHTER SIEG HEIL

Given that he gave them 4 shifts from the initial 3 he actually gave them more free time and less time on duty.
6 hour work days instead of the normal 8.

I'm serious. Krim didn't yell at everyone and everything, and he was reasonable.

And this was while in the middle of conquering a space station.

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THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!

(I actually get a kick out of Warner's delivery when he retorted)

Also means less people on a shift.

As many it takes to learn that I'M OUT OF COFFEE.

I had to look that up. And I still don't remember those episodes at all. :-P Early DS9 is a blur to me.

And plenty who will be able to fill in should anything happen.
But no it doesn't necessarily mean less people on a shift. After all he did request that they set up the new shift with more people. Maybe he intended for them to replace some children and superfluous family members with actual crewmen.

Goddamn, that bitch loved her coffee more than Jean-Luc loved his Earl Grey.

I'll be happy to post some jpgs if no one objects.

>children and superfluous family members
Lel, they should've had a scene with Jellico putting them on shuttles. Picard was allergic to children, Jellico would just get rid of them as a matter of procedure. Or confine them to the Happy Fun Zone of the holodeck.

So much so, that she was willing to endanger her ship and its entire crew. She was a fein.

I love Voyager, but those earlier episodes were kind of "meh"-tier.

>Forgetting the awesome that is General Krim

What?

Dude was Bajoran Chuck Norris.

Are they Trek-related?

She looks so cute there, but check this out

Well, Yeah. I have many, from each show

Would still hit it, with Jeri Ryan watching.
>looks like Janeway's been adding sugar to her coffee.

Good old Gomez, nobody spilled those drinks like she did.

Mmmkay, no more like that though. Dude looks like Zeke from Salute Your Shorts.

She could spill drinks on me any day.

check'em
last digit is how many lights there are

The Next Generation was my favorite
TOS jumped the shark in season 3, but I blame NBC, certainly not Gene Roddenberry.

I'll rewatch the eps, I don't recognize a lot of other stuff from S2 anymore either.

Neela.....

You can't really judge all of them on the same scale, since TOS was so iconic and set the standard.
There wouldn't be any of them w/o TOS. Also, I'll post what I want, you aren't my Captain.

.....Or Anara?

Next to Vulcans (other than T'pol), Bajoran women are goddess-tier.

I think this is a misquote. I recall Sherlock Holmes saying it, which predates the series.
> Internet quotes/ unreliable

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It's not a misquote - Star Trek deliberately quotes Sherlock Holmes constantly. Spock in TOS and Data in TNG

>A vessel has been detected at Unimatrix 005, Grid 15.
>Alter course to intercept.
>Prepare for assimilation.

>Can't read text at all

"Is this Federation of yours for ants?"

"Quick...play "Sabotage" by Beastie Boys!"

>set the standard
Well. I started off with TNG first, and honestly, seeing TOS after that is quite the culture shock... and I'm not even talking about the effects.

Yes, Sherlock Holmes, or rather Arthur Conan Doyle originated that quote, but Spock's been known to use it, attributing it to an "ancestor" in Star Trek VI and without attribution in the Abrams Trek.

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Zoomable and most up-to-date (although I still have problems with official Trek maps but I'm a fucking autist so fuck it).

NIGHT CREW! Beer me. You glorious sons of bitches!

Maybe not an autist but I am apparently a retard.

>startrekmap.com/galaxy.html

"WUAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>best character of voyager
where is the love for neelix?

You know, you're right. I can barely read that Vulcan is 40 Eridani A

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

I know you're trolling, but I honestly didn't even hate him that much. Although I would never mistake him for great either.

or ferengi neelix
from that one time in next gen

i love the episode of the superior voyager show when they travel over wapr 10 and later the capten lizardfucks one of her servants

>Voyager
>best character
>Neelix
It was actually Seven, but alright.

neelix and the doc are the only two i enjoyed from that series
that and the borg bitch but only because i jacked it to her

This.

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This guy was a fucking cock..I hate that cunt.

neelix > seven

yes
yes i did

also kek'd

Oh if only DS9 embraced the spirit of the party!

It's easier to get up, get down und boogie on a space station!

Pimp dat place out!

>the capten lizardfucks one of her servants
You misremembered that completely. She's actually abducted for smexy lizard time. Who's the servant now?

>they also had kids, wonder what became of those

Seven is my Trekfu.

Did Seven give anyone else a fetish for cybernetic women?

He was a fucking cunt. I have no idea how he became a captain. he must have sucked admiral Nechayev's tripolymer composite strapon frequently.

Evil Spock is my favorite Character, but there are so many!

Commander tell me about your sexual organs.

Talking about favorite characters

i ain't dissin on seven she second hottest of the star trek hotties
but imho
t'pol > seven when it comes to trekfus

All time favorite moment:
".....Mister Worf.........Fire."

Go fucking eat some hasparat. Your neurological function seems to have deteriorated from inhaling excessive amounts of penis.

Yep.

T'Pol?! kek...her face/head was shaped like a boomerang that won't come back.

After she was deborgified she barely classified as cybernetic. Although the whole high heels, hands clasped behind back, calmly calling things irrelevant attitude was sexy af.

Also, that one episode where Seven relives a lot of the personalities she had assimilated before and Jeri Ryan actually got to act for a while was great. And where she gets to play the Doctor in her body.

Thank you for freeing me from my prison
now i can go kill myself

T'Pol's monster boobs are 2 of my favorite characters.
> Especially in those alternate universe episodes

>be you
>be a god
>have the powers of a god
>want to die
kek

we are Hugh