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Who is the best comedian of all time and why is it bill hicks?

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Hey y'all, what's up with that internet thing you're all just goin' fuckin' CRAZY about, huh?

"Hey Bill, you on the Facebook?" NO! NO I'm not on the Facebook, ya fuckin RETARD. Hey, government spies, ya don't need to dig through trash anymore, WE'LL JUST PUT OUR ENTIRE LIVES! RIGHT UP THERE ON YOUR WEBSITE FOR YA!

Isn't it amazing? You spend DECADES, spying on your citizens, parked across the street with telephoto lenses, just -snap- -snap- "Oh ah got a gud wun there Jim ah think he's in the tub ahuh huh..." And all you needed was to say "HEY! ASSHOLES! SIGN UP FOR OUR FREE INFORMATION EXCHANGE! IT'S FREE! That's it you fuckers, get all your pictures of the kids up there, all your bikini holiday pics, get everyone you EVER talked to in a nice orderly list, it's okay, WE WON'T USE IT TO CHECK FOR DISSIDENTS! WE WON'T USE IT TO MOULD SOCIETY, INTO AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE..."

Nice edgelord selection Reddit.

Hey guys... what's up with that internet thing you're all just goin' fuckin' CRAZY about, huh?

"Hey Dennis, you on the Facebook?" No I'm not on the Facebook, fuckin MORON. Hey, government spies, don't dig through our trash anymore, WE'LL JUST PUT OUR ENTIRE LIVES RIGHT UP THERE ON YOUR WEBSITE!

It's amazing. You spend DECADES, spying on your citizens, parked across the street with telephoto lenses, just takin' pictures... And all you needed to say was "HEY! ASSHOLES! SIGN UP FOR OUR INFORMATION EXCHANGE! IT'S TOTALLY FREE! That's it you fuckin imbeciles, get your pictures of the kids up there, all your holiday pics, get every drug dealer, every socialist, everyone you ever TALKED TO in a nice LIST... OH WE PROMISE WE WON'T USE IT TO SPY ON DISSIDENTS! WE WON'T USE IT TO TURN SOCIETY INTO A FUCKIN' ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE..."

This is really good.

DUDE SHEEPLE LMAO

Numale-tier Comedian

kek

Doug Stanhope debunked hicks a long time ago

all he did was ask WHO was Bill Hicks?

Nice

hehehe fucking sheeple

Reaganite republicucks detected. Hicks is truth. Hicks is dubs

Bill Hicks material is dated as fuck, and he's the sort of person you say is the greatest comedian when you're an edgy 18 year old.

>implying anyone besides boomers cares about the Kennedy/Reagan meme duo

I'm 19 and have loved Hicks for years already no way I'm going to grow out of him he's the best have you heard his albums?

His bits on being pro-life trigger me, if conservatives can be triggered, but some of his stuff is pretty funny. I like his bit on Jay Leno. He was just a really bitter, angry person. Kind of makes me sad.

Dude he's just not that funny. He tried too hard to be a "WOAH DEEP LMAO" philosopher.

>His bits on abortion trigger me
As a failed abortion myself I agree with you

A lot of his material hasn't aged well and he's adored by edgelords but he still has some funny bits

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>man whose only notable job was being dogshit on The Man Show
>taking his opinion seriously

Lol. Stanhope is utterly mediocre at best. He wishes people will remember him 20 years after his death like Hicks.

Hicks gets points for being super edgy and high octane before Carlin stole that whole shtick.

But Lenny Bruce was basically doing that shit while Hicks was still in diapers. And he was funnier too.

There is something about Hicks that most people who don't care about stand-up as a performance art don't get about Hicks. Hicks was a master of timing and tonality, he wasn't just yelling 24/7. He was actually a extremely well refined public speaker, which is why a lot of people call him a "comedian's comedian."

Thats' just a difference of opinions man, just chill out and smoke some weed and listen again, you might learn something from papa hicks.

LOL

>judging stuff 30 years after it was done

Who else did stuff like him?

I thought be was the greatest of all time when I was 14 years old. I also wore Tool shirts, smoked weed constantly and thought I was "enlightened".

5 years later and I literally can't sit through his sets without cringing, you'll grow out of it OP. Norm MacDonald is the patricians comedian.

Norm macdonald is the Cringe king though. How could you possibly think he's better all of his bits are the same and basically boil down to
>I'm an angry canadian who you think is going to say a joke
>my punchline is an antipunchline that isn't even related
>get it, I didn't even TELL A JOKE XD
Ultra cringe faggot comedy if you ask me

Get a load of this guy...

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Jesus did he really get that fucking fat?
Looks like he's gonna die soon senpai hope you're ready for that

He'll be fine

Somehow I believe you

He's literally too deep for you pal.

ERRY1 IS STOOPID ONLY ME SMART XD

CONSERVATIVES ARE DUMB LMAO

>Triggered cuckservative detected

Bill Hicks - Another dead hero.

He said so much more than that and you know it.