ITT: We plan a bank heist

ITT: We plan a bank heist
55 chooses the bank and location

Ft Knox
We get ourselves some military uniforms and get an inside man to add us on to the ingoing/ outgoing vehicle list.

ATM on board the USS Nimitz.
Easy peasy.

reroll, but Now You See Me style. We rob it as magicians

>run as president
>Promise college kids everything they want
>Free college
>Legalize weed
>Big black nigger Joe's with big cocks ready to cuck everyone
>Act like Mr nice guy saying you are going to run off donations alone
>This sympathy drains the pockets of bleeding heart libtards
>Rake in cash
>Be only democratic competition to hilldog
>Tell her you'll give up the race for millions of dollars
>Take her money and the donations and disappear
Let's go boys

>wait at Mexico border in Donald Trump masks
>Wait for coyotes carrying drugs
>Rape them
>Mug them
>Send them back
>Flip drugs for a profit in a small nearby town.

>be George cloony
>Call bff qt3.14 Brad Pitt
>Rob bilagio casino to get revenge on ugly wife boyfriend

Bump. This is a solid thread

Now don't you do anything stupid anons.

isn't he jewish?

Lick my nuts Johnny law

I was actually thinking about this ideas 9hours ago.

>Jewish
>Weasels people out of there money
Coincidence ????

>team A: buy firefighter uniforms and a truck
>Team B: lights fires in rich houses
>Team A: goes in to fight fire. Loots everything

protip: you start with newspaper store, then you do liquor store then you do bank. you dont start with bank.

random bank of america in a state next to you

first citizens bank of atlanta

Sortve like gone in 60 seconds but instead we steal ice cream trucks and repaint them as our own ice cream racket

winrar
33 Chooses our weapons (since we won't need get away vehicles)

dildo bats

reroll

federal reserve ny

Really big fake fudge cycles.

If I can be so bold as to suggest an improvement?

the next best jewish bank)?)

i agree sire

Rectal thermometers

drildos it is

we need drildos

sig sauers or glox